It’s like making a man crazy :)
I work as a leading programmer in one department of a large corporation. Just then the boss made a presentation, which began with some abstract screenshot with all sorts of circles. I saw this case the first and asked for the sake of fun what the breasts are doing there :) He cuddled and it's all.
The next presentation was the entire department, whose sweat is located in the Czech Republic. Of course I told my Czech colleague about the breasts. He did not resist and asked the same question at the end of the presentation :) The chief replied in the spirit that he was supposed to get married to you, the baron should and fell on me.
The next presentation was at the head of departments level. The head of my boss (the head of the European department) turned out to be an internet acquaintance of my Czech colleague :) His observation that the breasts on the screensaver was a very successful decision thrown my boss into a stupor :)
Here he broke up and changed the shield to the logo of the company. Who knew that the boss of the European department studied in the universe along with the bosses of the firm's software direction. The apogee was when after the presentation he seriously asked "Does it not seem that the breasts here would look good?". Unfortunately I wasn’t there, they said, they were roaring like horses :)

There was an eagle coming to us. The cat did not know what to do with it - to drive out, try to eat or be afraid :-)

BAD1 who: kasanova Átha posted 07.09.09 02:37
> I would like to point out that this year the activity of wildlife has increased abnormally.
and gt; animals
and ah!
On one romantic hot July day, a garbage truck did not rush to the prohibiting lighting signal. In the neighboring row was a cabriolet, where two charming girls sat. And I stood on the back of the motorcycle, thinking about how to get acquainted with the purpose of penetrating...
The rubbish car on the pit gently shattered, a rat fell out of the container, landing in the cabriolet's salon.

It was a fucking thing :))))
I heard screams through the helmet. I didn’t have to stop, laughing and so ended.

Under the fire:
"The History of Russia from ancient times to the end of our days"

Not otherwise under Vanga's edition.

The Monday. The morning. The Office. The men gathered in a crowd to discuss yesterday's football. An employee on the phone tells a girlfriend about the weekend spent on the beach. The men disturb her terribly. She can’t stand it, screaming: "Yes, you are quiet! I speak at work!" And in the sudden silence he continues loudly: "Well, here. Come, share, go to bed..."

The Institute. The first couple. A call is coming.
The kings!
and here.
Do you justify your name?
I justify it.
The cockroaches!
and here. I do not justify the name.

Brothers and sisters, do we change? and :)
You pay us your fursenko, and we pay you our juchenko.

ZY: Let us treat ourselves well, let us learn our language ^_^

Many people say they know how to swim, but in fact many of them just don’t drown.

Kutya: I will never forget the joke from my army life. The Zenit regiment, approaching the building to the dining room, immediately after the command "Stand once - two!" and all the choir in one voice proclaimed: "Mmm, Danon!" and only then entered the dining room. 160 people... The crows fell dead from the trees... every day... The grandparents were with a sense of humor.)))

We have such a funny post. On : "Hello, Sergey Ivanovich, how are things?" He answers "The world is full of sex and violence"

Lepr
Just just:
He was appointed "Public Relations Specialist". The girl is completely free to operate with the words "pizzetz", "pizzetz" and "in the pussy did not stick".
Efrith
A valuable picture =D

Sexualinaya: I have not heard. Do you like Timothy?
[CC-mne]: I am a fan of him. He is so cool!!! to
Sexualinaya: I also like it.
CC: I like it. His psychedelic theory is a miracle!!! to
Sexualinaya: A new song? I did not listen yet. Does she have? I like “Heaven’s Crying.”
[CC-mne]: Yes This theory of psychedelics is a song. Speaking about limiting LSD is a revolution.
[Sexualinaya] YesHe is so cool!! I would so love to meet him.
[CC-mne]: You will meet him. He is dead. You will meet him in heaven.
[Sexualinaya] : Timothy is dead???? When is???? to
Timothy Leary, the greatest psychologist, founder of the theory of mind and the father of psychedelics, passed away on August 31, 1996. I offer to honor his memory with three hours of silence.

Once in school, boys and girls argued: Who would be better? The girls in their favor brought a strong argument: boys need to shave, and they - not.

I want a banana.
I want beer.
XXX: The Man
Tagged: pidaras

Fuck, here's who knew 5 years ago, coming up with the first nick in the counter strike, that you'll be so called all your life later.

Answer to:

xxxx: And you know that in the very center of the Kremlin, in the most secret safe is stored the most secret file? And in this folder it is written that Russia is the greatest and most powerful country in the world, that the Russian people do not sleep, but develop science and arts, that they have the highest standard of living, high salaries and pensions, the best education and medical care, that Russia has the most polite and disciplined drivers and pedestrians, the best roads, that there is no corruption in Russia at all! On especially long and cold winter evenings, Putin gets this folder... he reads... he reads something out loud to Medvedev... sometimes both cry...
_______

And they take it in turn, and read the passages from it at 21:00 on the First Channel.

Evangelicall: We are now working with the bats in the country..He went out of the garage for some shit and he was in a whirlwind, himself, biting the Axis. He, swallowing, knocks down and breaks his glasses, turns his leg, slides and falls into the pit... mothering, going for the bow, hitting his head on a large branch. Smashed high - onion juice got into the eyes. He is sitting, can’t work – his eyes are tearing.
Here I sit and think to remind him how he asked this morning for my broken cup, “Who am I so unwise with?” or “Who will kill me?”

It is only in Russia, to cheat, to buy a certificate that you are not a drug addict is worth 50r, and to get officially - 200r.

Are we fighting corruption, Dmitry Anatolyevich?

In the ass of no one
The Agent of Nobody
In contact with no one
1000: BRU: Everybody is out of the matrix

I, as an administrator, wonder what kind of shit this is "I am a beginner "aztic oitshnjeg", with a corresponding passion for lexicon."
This is kind of "I know karate, kung fu, jiu jitsu and other terrible words!"
would kill.