P: Visa, an example of a tough recursion urgently! I am being tortured =)
W: Well, see, for example, Pop stands in front of the mirror, and is baptized because it seems to him that in the mirror pop is baptized...
P: You are as harsh as always.

A familiar with the name Titov meets with a girl named Clishna. All his friends troll her about the fact that when she marries him, she will take a double surname Clishna-Titova!

The Chinese launched their first Chinese space station.
YYY: It’s a cover – it’s actually filled with plutonium and is meant to fall on the White House in 20 years, of course by accident.
In 20 years, the Chinese to the White House will break a tunnel underground, straight from China and blow it down.
YYY: They are already rowing it on the go - why do you think so many earthquakes in the Pacific Ocean lead to tsunamis?
xxx: aaah... here’s a bunch of Chinese shaking Japan from below, because they were bombed in the 1950s.
YYY: Yes, the shovels throw into the ceiling of the tunnel

I slept with a girl (not sleeping yet). I went to shower. I see, she has a shampoo "For cats" is worth it. I ask :
I: And that you have a cat shampoo in the shower, you don’t have a cat?
She: I’m my kiss.
I: I didn’t even dream that you would answer that.

The Russian leader once again stated that it is the people who elect the bodies of state power, expressing confidence that in the upcoming elections Russia is waiting for a genuine democratic choice, free from predetermination.

XXX: The last thing I remember – when I was put in a taxi, paid for the trip, they said very compassionate "beware of yourself!"
You see, you remember everything.
XXX is yes. I remember a conversation with a taxi driver.
XXX: Sorry, but I’m here.
Oh shit, I too!
YYY =-O
XXX: I also tried to make that face expression. But broke out.

prepared for work
Is there a Moscow license?
and no.
Well, okay, you’ll work like a portable version.

dair_spb: I just remembered 2000, when the air conditioner in our office smelled every time after specialists came to replace the filters and what else there was. He smelled three days, then three months lived normally. Then the guys came again, something in it, he started smelling again.

A colleague claimed that they brought a fresh dead rat.

A friend from Moscow, riding through the St. Petersburg metro station Alessandra Nevsky Square-2:
- It's that, so successful "Place of Alexander Nevsky" that they decided to release a sequel?

Alina is fucking! Happy mom comes home, the whole apartment is cleaned, dinner is ready, rubbish is taken, animals are not asking for food... Even my room is cleaned... Mom: Ali, tell me honestly, what happened? I: I have nothing. Mother : exactly? I : Yes. Mom: Are you pregnant? are you expelled from the institute? what valuable thing broke or broke? what happened? I: I have nothing, honestly! Mom: Are you getting married? I: No, no, what kind of nonsense is it? Mom: Well... unusual how... what, you finally took the mind?
t0pep0: *ROFL*

In the work:

Lunched
There is no work.
We are warm here.
I just have no way out...I have to sleep!

Fuck, my mom is singing a little.

The text is like this: Sleep is rather my joy.Sleep or I will be driven out of the game.

YYY: What will we warm up with?
XXX: Three Options
XXX: Normal to each other
XXX: Brutal - to burn your homeland
xxxx - cats and puppy bags

*Skype-conference "community of perverse" renamed to "coffeeshops"

When you forget the key in the car, then you call the master to open your car... you are surprised at the speed of opening the door for a moment only... then you start to think.

XXX: I’m in love again
How are you him?
I like it too) He craves me all, and kisses me so gently while pushing away the click)
WOW: click* it is no longer like)

from ZH:
I went to a cafe with a friend. I ordered coffee. A cute girl came out on the stage, played romantic music, the girl sang romantically with a thumpy voice. We caught ourselves in the thought that we once again spend romantic evenings together, not with our men.
Then she removed the ring from my finger, stood on one knee and...
Go out for me!
I agree!! to
I put my ring on my finger. Then she said, “Well, at least someone agreed!"
Someone has suggested!

xxxh: We have recently been here: a woman calls, and screams (about viruses on the computer): "We have Trojan horses here in the department!"
Fuck, we roasted until we lost the pulse. Our admin went to seat Trojan horses! We wanted to give him oats, but he said he’s a Trojan horse professional!

What are the Auggie's Stalls?
Heracles killed them.
XXX: What was there so much rubbish?
YYYY: Well enough for the move))

Olga: Surprisingly, most designers prefer strict shapes and black and white colors! They use a lot of flowers in their work.
Emily : Cap?? to
Sergeant of School?
The Troll?
Vaganych: Who are all these people?? to
Marabou: Who is here?? to
ToNY: Here is everyone – Nikita, Stas, Gena, Turbo and Dush Metelkin! )