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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103734
 07.10.2014
Sberbank: What is dead cannot die.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103733
 07.10.2014
The school psychiatrist was in charge. The Assembly. In particular, she that children with increased anxiety in the classroom are few - only 2 percent. Given that there are 21 people in the class, it’s really a little.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103732
 07.10.2014
Comment on the video "How to quickly learn the borderline":

I remember at Priozerka in the traffic jamming, I hear in the rack: "Let’s get off the side, we went again!"
The answer is "Aga. Everyone was shouting at me, and they were shouting at me!" :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103731
 07.10.2014
YYY: Tomorrow I’m going to have it.
XXX is great)
Separate housing, now with inets, good work)
Only one is missing.
YYY: A good shit?
XXX: Well I actually meant the cat.
I think you see more)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103730
 07.10.2014
to this:
The women! If you are interested in your husband’s opinion – listen to him, or don’t ask any shit!

If you married a fool, don’t complain.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103729
 07.10.2014
I remembered. I wanted to somehow order a merch from the website of an American rock band. I selected everything, put it in the basket, entered the data and selected the country of delivery. I press to calculate the cost of the purchase with delivery, and the site officer says to me: "Unfortunately we can not deliver to this address. Please try changing your country of residence and repeat again". Since then I have tried...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103728
 07.10.2014
Comments on Halloween celebrations in 2014:
What to wear in order to be original and not expensive to make yourself?
The costume of introduction. View the sketch in m/f "Baby and Carlos"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103727
 07.10.2014
If someone suddenly finds the opportunity to destroy humanity in a moment or save his life - in no case let him read comments on YouTube!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103726
 07.10.2014
"...which situation hit the Volga. The team ceded to "Solaris" in the departure match "West", after which, according to the club fans' page, the footballers were not allowed into their own club bus.In the end, only the administration and captain of the team Sergey Korovushkin went home in the bus, and all the others had to return to Tver by electric bus.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103725
 07.10.2014
There is a lot in the Bible to read between the lines.
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If you understand what I mean.

Your trust has been feeding fraudsters for hundreds of years. And they also regularly organize wars, shaking horrors.
Drop the "Orthodox snipers" and think that in every century they found an interpretation on the basis of which the crowds went to kill. All with good purposes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103724
 07.10.2014
I did my housework. He washed the curtains, washed the windows, washed the floor, cleaned the couch.
XHH: Because you don’t have to, @#$, put the preparing cider on the battery!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103723
 07.10.2014
But you look at your figure, you can’t shake without tears!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103722
 06.10.2014
I call the neighbor’s dog “Pristom,” he laughs specifically at me, “BAF!” WOW!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103721
 06.10.2014
of Europe. and Paris. The Louvre. We talk with a comrade about the fact that if you count to 4 in foreign countries, you will hear Russian. The speech.
1.2.3 and 3.4
from far away –
You are your mother, you are your mother, you are your mother!!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103720
 06.10.2014
xxx: Hi my brother. Listen, I need your help very much. The 1000r. for two days
XXX: I will answer
yyy: As my great-grandmother Ustinya told me, on the basis of anterograde amnesia: "Who are you?!" O_o

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103719
 06.10.2014
I look at the payment bill.
Managing Director – Epatko, Accountant – Jidel...
How can you work with that?!?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103718
 06.10.2014
I woke up by the alarm clock...from the window in front of the house!!! He spoke three times.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103717
 06.10.2014
And it will be much easier for us to survive in the Russian Federation than for the outcast Americans.
............
There are very few people there. Yes, all of Oklahoma is one big village :) Plus, most of the United States is even warmer.
But they have a lot more trunks per capita and ten million archer hunters. In the bowl to the bearers!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103716
 06.10.2014
Oh the irony! Yandex shows contextual advertising of perforators on the website задолba!li.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103715
 06.10.2014
I add to this.
It is ===
I’d rather read about real heroes. Rescue Real People from Real Problems
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I work as an operator in the MSC. Every day I see heroes who devoutly save people. And they don’t scream about it in every corner. They think it’s everyday work. Many of the rescued do not even see their faces (closed with a mask). I am proud that there are such people in our country.

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