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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9477
 03.09.2008
Are you going to the building door?? to
Uhryab: at 17-15 exit and Kerama to how long does it work?
Artemei: up to 19-00
Artemei: Take me the enrichment blush, plz
It is :???? Do you not buy the Crown of Eternal Money from Leprecon? $500 a week is not a joke.
The Sword of Force – +2 to attack? What is Bruce’s Enrichment?? to
Artemei: ))))))))))))))))) to cover the thick walls to the door

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9476
 03.09.2008
Cunctator
I listen to Squirrel Nut Zippers.
This is hell, guys!

Primary
I don’t listen to Squirrel Nut Zippers.
This is paradise, guys!

Wipo
I listen to Hamster Coco Rarrers. This is overwhelming, guys!

Primary
I listen to "The Factory" on Music TV...
What do you know about hell, guys?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9475
 03.09.2008
I talked to a girl on Skype, and I remembered what Alla told me.
After some drinking, she stayed with a man and his grandmother to sleep. Before this drunk, they didn’t know each other. And in the neighboring room, fuck it, hole, it’s not a good thing.
And you can hear how, in the paroxysm of passion, the grandmother began to mourn in a foreign way: "Fact! by Faq! Fact Fact Fact Fact Fact
The man thought and thought in silence, but as well in support shouts: "Shit! The shirt! Shit shit shit shit shit!"
And all, notice yourself, in the tact of whispering and desire.
I honestly know how Alla survived. I would die of laughter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9474
 03.09.2008
I am standing at a crossroads, in the booth is a haishnik sitting.Nisani comes out of the railway and crosses the double. The mint comes out of the bucket and tries to stop the niche, but the green grows and the niche breaks down and leaves, the mint sadly goes into the bucket. Further on the other side stops the dwarf and waits for the green to burn to unfold. Here comes out a haishnik with a proud view and a rod shows what he would have come to him, and a pick-up passes by. The pickup brakes and does not get out of the car, the jiggle stands and does not move when he realizes that it is whispering to him, knocked forward to rebuild, the mint with a proud look turned, and the jiggle broke from place. Mint with a fainting view looks at the pickup, which I don’t think long, also leaves. The bad day has begun!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9473
 03.09.2008
So few quotes in the morning? Are you sleeping at night?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9472
 03.09.2008
Georgia (self-named Sakartvelo) is an Asian country. The border between Europe and Asia runs along the Great Caucasus. Turkey, which in NATO since 1952 membership in the European Union does not shine, and the Georgians what suddenly?

by john11
Turkey does not own the technique of a deep mine without a condom, and there is nothing that shines on it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9471
 03.09.2008
entered the group "city satellites of the nuclear power plant", had the strength to read only one message:
Ruslan Ma3aXaKa Tautanov wrote
31 August 2008 at 3:26
Are you here too, Sanji? Near my house a seven-meter cockroach ran through the current that meet him.

:D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №9470
 03.09.2008
The Cold War on Global Warming.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9469
 03.09.2008
Irkutsk, two young guys took an old lawn and were going to go

Where God has sent, in the sense of guidance. Heat the engine, and there.

The car shook heavily. The engine is knocking!! They shut up, opened the hood.

jumped out of the car. It shakes even stronger.

It stopped, it shook again. and. and. The tail is shaken. has arrived!

Earthquake of 6 points.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9468
 03.09.2008
If the husband of your mistress smiles at the meeting and shakes your hand warmly,

This means that on the next date you will be guaranteed to hear the phrase: “Dear, I’m

Finally free. “Do you marry me?”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9467
 03.09.2008
xxx in the Czech Republic saw the inscription "HONOR! The police are fighting!"
YYY in meaning? O_O
XXX Translation - Attention! Police are warning!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9466
 03.09.2008
Thiefsy: Daaa... Once in ancient times, when the parents carried under the blanket, used a lamp and a book... Nowadays they use cellular and aska.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9465
 03.09.2008
The ISS does not have a direct Internet connection.
- danu... flew to the satellite a thread, ended up with a patchwork and play a sit ;-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9464
 03.09.2008
XXX is:
There was a silenced light... I, he... rum and beer. And the fish was some beer, Jake said delicious.
YYY :
What a romantic...
XXX is:
The type of)
YYY :
Are there candles?
YYY :
) is
YYY :
I love the candles.
XXX is:
Am...
XXX is:
We used preservatives.
YYY :
))))))))))))))))00

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9463
 03.09.2008
I am looking for a remedy for acne. The tool should be with large breasts and brown eyes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9462
 03.09.2008
"The spiritual food is not compatible with the flesh".
It is not me who thinks so, but my effort. If you include it in the same extender with the refrigerator, then in the reinforcement, the protection will work aperiodically and listen to music, nor will the figured succeed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9461
 03.09.2008
<xxx> when the chick grows up...
<xxx> 23 years old, uncle...
<xxx> yesterday came to me at the hour of the night (knowing that I did not sleep, in the net sat), excited such, eyes thirsty
<xxx> asked, you won’t believe... two connectors

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9460
 03.09.2008
xxxx
Make a hairstyle like Yulia Tymoshenko - I will put you a gorilla! And a salad!

xxxx
We celebrate independence.

xxxx
Then we go to Senegal.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9459
 03.09.2008
SoV
Remix of Hope Kadycheva to the song Three-Liter Turbo Elephant

RB26DETT@BCNR33
Sent File: Katysheva Nadezhda - Tryehlitroviy Turbo Slon (15psi Boost ramix).mp3 Size: 4,95 Mb

SoV (13:52:30 27/08/2008)
Only you could throw it away.

RB26DETT@BCNR33
Sent File: Polunochnij Deodorant - Kirpichnie Valenki (Massive Attack dub mix).mp3 Size: 7,79 Mb

Sent File: Polunochnij Deodorant - akvariumnaja ribka moj shturman (Fried Fishies mix).mp3 Size: 4,29 Mb

Sent File: Yozhik Yozhik.mp3 Size: 7,55 Mb

SoV
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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9458
 03.09.2008
I know how to clean up in the bedroom. You have to move everything from there to the living room.
I am against, I am against.
We cleaned up in the living room this way.
aelin: >_<

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