I sit behind the compass. In the background I have a telephone - TNT.
Here comes the mom and reads the SMS from the viewer: "I want to congratulate my son Bochkov Maxim with 10 years"

All would be nothing, but the time is 00:47 and there is the program "Sex with Anfisa Chekhov" - the plot about transvestites.

A friend who had been engaged in arm-restling for a long time and seriously, and had small biceps and other muscles, recently lived in Central Asia.
I went for a picnic in a big company. I ordered to prepare fuel for the fire. Of the "fuel" - one saxaul. And we have to say that this plant is not so easy to prepare for burning - it is difficult to cut it off with a tail blade - it will sprinkle and it will not be given, and put it for the decoration of nothing - there is nowhere to take us familiar wooden pits.
They act as follows: they place a saxaula on a suitable stone and soak the tail with a tail.
So the friend and did - "rubit"... i.e. "what" he is trying to do.
Two men came and went into the process with interest.
Finally, the first, the most courageous, questioned timidly, “Listen, why are you rubbing with your shoes and not with a blade?”
The second is "Distance from people. Look at what "banks" he has on his hands. It doesn’t matter which side of the tail to cut..." O_o

The pen is a portable monochrome jet printer.

In the morning after the SMS:
Why did you call me at 3:02?
I: Yes, this is not me. This child accidentally picked up, you are Anja, on "A"))
She is : AGA. And the SMS "Sleep a dog?"the child also accidentally picked up?

I love guests, in them you can hide your failed stitch.

I forgive
If I make tea with raspberries and vodka, and there is no vodka, what is better to replace?? to
There is gin, whiskey and tequila.
If you have gin whiskey and tequila, why have you tea???? to

If you see the picture
Drawing painted,
Painted Plain
with her eyes on her feet,
Painted Humanist
His green friend.
The sphere, the cube, the parabolic,
the sinusoidal circle,
Painted Sardinia
Two blue squares.
This is not a picture,
Some kind of shit!

xxx(13:20:54 29/09/2011)
Why are you not in school yet?
yyy(13:21:05 29/09/2011)
The Breakfast
yyy(13:21:11 29/09/2011)
But I am going.
xxx(13:21:26 29/09/2011)
It is lunch time.
yyy(13:33:40 29/09/2011)
Really, I’ll go for lunch.

A lecture on the theory of translation, a lesson to show that some questions can be approached from different sides, asks the question: "Call the length of your pencil or pen". One girl gets an ambulance and starts measuring a pencil. Prepod, seeing this, asks her: "Why do you, a student of a linguistic university, carry a lineup with you every day?"" A voice from the back rows: "The husband is looking for..."

I chose a birthday present for a colleague. We discuss.
- He has an iPhone, let's buy some useful stuff, but they are many.
Let’s just do something useful, not a chew!
You can give him a phone on Android. It is very useful when you have an iPhone.

He said goodbye to him, saying:
Be careful, we need you alive!! to

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
Normally I am busy.
Q: Do I not go to you?
Not so rude, but you’ve captured the meaning!
Spring is coming, you’ll ask for sex.

One guy sits between my friends (both Wives) and guesses the desire:"I want to fuck"
Another approaches him and asks:"Who am I going today?"

Do not be afraid that you will be surrounded by a finger, be afraid that you will be surrounded by a crumb.

Probably, my story will seem to you or nonsense, or nonsense, and someone may even envy me. The fact is that my parents are punk, from old school. The appearance is corresponding (sweatshirts, torn jeans, chains, iroqueries, etc.). Mom is an illustrator, dad is a proger, both have a free schedule, so they can afford to look like they want. Many of my peers (and I am 16) dream of such ancestors, but only they, as in that joke, confuse tourism with emigration. The transitional period, when teenagers do everything badly to parents, I passed quietly - I am not forbidden anything at all, and it is uninteresting to rebel. As a result: I am indifferent to alcohol, I have never smoked, I prefer jazz and instrumental music, I study well, I want to become an archaeologist. And this is incomprehensible to my parents, who believe that youth is given once and it must be lived so that everyone remembers. My sister is 12, and she has repeatedly received a whistle from her mother for listening to pop (and what else to listen to a girl at this age?) is

And yesterday I accidentally heard the conversation of the ancestors - "Here's the hell, we raised two civilians."

The best anecdote of this year was recognized by the Presidential decree on the renaming of the militia to the police.

In the news:
Scientists have invented pills that neutralize the effects of alcohol.Experiments have shown that even a large amount of alcohol does not work on mice if they are given a new drug.
Commentary :
It is urgent!! I buy pills. They borrowed drunk rats.

I went to see the new trailers.
After a conversation with God, the loser decides to become a superhero and begins to kill people with a divorce key. Nothing unnecessary and everything is immediately clear.

Conversation with Comrade.
Tomorrow I’m going to fuck a woman.
I: - There are no spare women, on "spending"
Are you beautiful or rich?
I: I am smart. I like to fuck smart women.
He said, “You guys, don’t chase me. Don’t fuck smart women, they still ask questions after sex. Fuck stupid women. After sex, they lie down and look at the fly on the ceiling and think. "- Oh, how does she stay there?"

Trev is

Where have you been all morning?
Tagged: network
Are the enemies broken again?
“Yes, no, the tech director comes in the morning and says, ‘If you’re an engineer in our networks, you’re going to go fishing on Friday.’”