Children in the kindergarten returned from the holiday, picking up all the useful for the summer from a bunch of relatives who had time to visit...
Three girls of the younger group are quietly sitting in the bathroom on the pots, the door is opened from the pinnacle, on the threshold - a boy - God's pudding:
“Wow, fuck, are we sitting here?

The more delicious the pelmeni, the more heroic the meat.

I walk with a friend by the pharmacy. Fuck, I wanted to buy an anal lubricant for fun with my girlfriend! A friend on this occasion refused to go with me: "I better wait on the street." "I go in, I patiently wait until the unnecessary witnesses leave, I stretch the money for this, anal," "as two acquaintances enter the pharmacy. Immediately they start to rust, of course... I go out all red, show a friend a bowl, stand together - read, at the same time telling about the incident in the pharmacy. The acquaintances come out, and seeing us two with the bank in their hands, they knock even harder. I without a back-think point to a friend on them: "Here... these guys...". It was "No-No-No-No...!!!and "
ddshad

akaDemon: generation next: we taught to write by writing, and our children - by solo on the keyboard 8.1 ((

XXX is
A dark room illuminated by the white light of the monitor. There is a noise of cars outside the window and a drop on the glass. From the columns lies a quiet melodic song of Zemfira. I warm my fingers about a cup of hot tea.
The Peace.
YYYY
I go to Monaco, I go to Monaco.

F. Puffy
In one of the systems, which was sent from the Siberian depths, in the accompanying paper is written: "burned out after the storm." In response, they decided to write: “We are not gorillas, we are criminals.”

xxx (14:09:48 25/08/2008)
Do you know I was here yesterday?
Yyy (14:09:59 25/08/2008)
So what?
xxx (14:10:11 25/08/2008)
A special street magician.
xxx (14:10:23 25/08/2008)
I have not seen on 2 channels broadcast "phenomenon"?
Yyy (14:10:42 25/08/2008)
NED
xxx (14:11:04 25/08/2008)
There are all sorts of demons shown by magicians, illusionists, etc.
xxx (14:11:26 25/08/2008)
There is such a devil... his name is Uri Geller... a spoonful of oppress! The thought of course... without touching...
xxx (14:12:07 25/08/2008)
Well, I thought it was a lie... I wrote a friend... that it was a lie... then this Geller says, “Take your own books and put them on TV.” Okay, I thought... naika... hole there... took... laid
xxx (14:12:22 25/08/2008)
It is my brain!!! The spoon has folded!!! to
I don’t even understand...that’s for a whore...
xxx (14:12:42 25/08/2008)
I jumped out of the house and smoked.
xxx (14:12:57 25/08/2008)
So fucking bended on the tip...I couldn’t bend her hands there! This damn was boring!... I was so tired all night!
Yyy (14:13:26 25/08/2008)
I think 😉 😉 😉 😉
xxx (14:13:27 25/08/2008)
In the next broadcast will say the clocks stopped to start! I will have to sleep on the telecast too.
xxx (14:14:02 25/08/2008)
I never believed it... until I woke up... I couldn’t sleep all night! How is that damn?! She was lying on the TV...he didn’t even touch her...and was bored!!! I missed the cup!

From the forum:
XXX is
Industry is performed in many languages. Which language is the most industrialized?
YYYY
The Assembly!

At 7 a.m. we walked, found with friends on the street the certificate of Major of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. We approached the entrance, called a man, asked him to open the door (we did not have a key). We decided to cling over him: he opens the door, and we shout to him in the rope "MVD!" and shake a curl. They did so. But who knew that a man would come out in front of our friend? With the cry "Ept!" he fled, and we remained in tears

[Friedrich]: The practical thinking man: Go from where you came means go back.
Creatively thinking man: Go from where you came means - gone to the pit.

Matilda
for dinner alone...warm up peppers..or meat fire...there is already cut off.and this will be about 22
The monster
What about Papa?
Matilda
JR is only.
Matilda
I went, I went

The monster

This is my mother! 0 - O

crAz - why there is no button on the registration page "forgot my login and password"?? to

News: "Medvedev congratulated China on first place in medals"
It sounds like "Wow, are you with us if what?and "

I work at Microsoft.

An account from another city.
In the line who - instead of "Microsoft" wrote "Yulcrosoft" :D
Somebody cried, forgot to send, so sent))

He: What are you doing in life?
I am currently writing a candidate dissertation.
He says: Nothing to himself! You are not fucking fucking!! to
Yes, there is a small difference. 😉

I like the video on Bash!

Regina Dubovitskaya

I rested in the summer, painting my eyes in the morning. The friend:
“For the first time I see a girl who, while painting her eyelids, doesn’t open her mouth.

Steinmeier was skeptical about imposing sanctions on Russia. "Then someone must explain to me what could be a sanction against Russia," he said.

Tagged with >hey
bug > yo
Tagged > question
bug > answer
Yellow > well
bug > bad
The > agreed
bug > without b
Elijah > then let’s go.
bug > numbered

Real news headline "In Ukraine went tanks to extinguish fire"...