Prehistory - bought home a waffle cake "Jack", after which we sat down for tea with my sister to watch a movie.

What are we watching?
I don’t know... let’s "live a dead man"?
Just cut off a piece of Jack first.

We split up very quickly, even for the present time.
Lying on the bed watching a movie, she said she has a big ass and fat butts. I agreed on the machine, and when I felt a stirring look, I decided to correct the situation, encouraging something like that I have a small member, say what? I am not worried...
He has survived now...

>> it is a gas. Only a double.
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>> if the gas occupies the entire given volume, the cat - the entire given area

Windows 7 is not powerful (the standard calculator does not even divide by zero!

Windows 7 is Chuck Norris Edition.

We sit with a friend (Andrei) in the room, we study his new cell phone, the father comes in:

What are you doing, young people?
I: And Android is getting along.
Father (in spite of a friend): How he just doesn’t call you...

xxx: I’m digging in Google, looking for a dress in medieval style. on one of the sites a cute dress, the time of the noble knights and the beautiful lady blabla, and then, suddenly, the color is determined by chance when buying. EFT, is it like this? then already noticed - "Race: All, Price: 11 gold")))

TimeParadox: I tried Windows 8 Release Candidate and it quickly installed
Nitros: It seems that Microsoft understood
TimeParadox: What did you understand?
Nitros: What to reinstall the screw faster in case of a virus than this virus to remove and decided to speed up the installation
TimeParadox: 0_0 GENIAL

But those who believe that all men are equal and that all women are equal are, in fact, even more stupid than astrologers. They at least divide people into 12 types according to the zodiac sign.

xxx (13-41): I’ll go to the kitchen, pop tea and come back

17 to 10: I am here.

Woo (17-11): Share a recipe for your magic tea? I look at him normally.

-Today my partner came to the ball with a terrible throat... today I managed to bend under my shoulder and head to the side=)))

Before I became a 1C programmer, the word “wage” caused only positive emotions.

You know... sometimes I read your status after a break, and it seems like you are leaving work, raping someone, and then coming back so full and satisfied.

Also or UK?? to

We received the house from the Management Company in an unimportant condition.

Among her most curious, but indicative, memories of "former life" is the story of how the lighting was connected to the residential apartment. The amounts in the electricity bills were scaled, the wiring in the apartment was sparkling, and the tenants did not know that they were ensuring road order at the neighboring intersection.
We immediately cut off the light. So they immediately started calling from GIBDD, from the district administration - demanded to connect back.

xxx: He threw me yesterday like a jacket on my shoulders, so I went home in it and came))) I only learned about it when my mom broke into my room in the morning in search of the "broken for the night" Igor - I automatically hanged the jacket on the hangover in the corridor)) I call him, I say that I forgot to return the jacket. It is "Well and for health". I think he is healthy, but he’s probably frozen. My poor man, suffered for his gentleness.
He came home in a strange jacket. I, under the same circumstances, in the jacket of Max’s then-simply-best-friend, managed to fly to another country. He left nothing important in his pocket.
xxx: Aha, type of bag with washing powder, or dried mint)))

You have not seen Odin. We at the institute had a tromin: 120 kg weight, a sweater, jeans, beard, glasses powerful, but, the main surname - Shamansky!

- My sister came to the idea of publishing her cookbook, decided to name "How to Cook Honey" :D

I supported xD

We are in the car, my brother, my mom and I.
Mother (48) releases: Children, do you want a brother or a sister?
My brother and I looked around in confusion and answered, “Mom, what are you doing?” You are old already.
Mother: So take me slowly and the red from fear!! to

On the past weekend, European players in World of Warcraft have faced an unexpected challenge – the mass death of characters in some areas of the game world. So, no "living", including NPC, remained in Stormgrad, Orgrimmar and some other game worlds.
AAA: Bird flu, pandas brought, 100%

Commentary on Youtube to the trailer of the film Steven Spielberg "Battle Horse"

%Usernamme: interesting the guy is waiting for a horse from the army, or will find a new one?

Two more events in Siberia. News from Krasnoyarsk region: "In Khakassia, a disabled store was fined for the absence of a pandus"