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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88025
 07.10.2013
I will give you a name!

The Ukrainians are surprised:

Why is he us?

And God answered them:

Because he will take away everyone in this world.
From the Negroes, and up to the Mosquitoes.

A to go! Give me two!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88024
 07.10.2013
It is impossible to work when two girls at the other end of the room ask each other loudly (and unclearly):
"Sasha, what are you doing?"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88023
 07.10.2013
Air refresher for the toilet with the smell of chocolate. What an irony...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88022
 07.10.2013
to this:

"14:19:37 Boris
A joke of humor: I sat on a Chinese auction on Sunday, watched what the Chinese are selling (and they are selling a lot of clay and cheap - which is pleasant) I generally went to the department of intimate goods. This is the name of Durex. at us they cost 900p for 9pcs (or for 12pcs I do not remember how much in the package) that is, about 100pcs per piece. And they have large packages of 200r. There is 39. 5 p for a piece. I got rid of that valuable.

shorter now to me by air mail, a small ordered package from China itself is a package of condoms =D"

The man! I must warn you: the size of the dignity of the average Chinese is smaller than that of the Europeans. My Russian acquaintances living in China have always bought the nicknames king size or what they are called there, because ordinary... small. So it may be that you are getting a useless package, unfortunately...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88021
 07.10.2013
The New Moscow Car Curse
"Let your route change the asphalt 3 times a year!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №88020
 07.10.2013
Stumbled...
A piece from the book of the famous cardiochirurg Amosov, where he tells colleagues about a tourist trip to Paris (1976).

A lot of time has passed since they wrote about the quiet streets of Montmartre, about the alleys of the Boulogne Forest... Now the heat, the wind and the cars. The flow of cars, the smell of gasoline. Cars have poisoned and depraved the city. There are no quiet streets. On both sides, all the sides are forced by cars. The interference! Drive by car is more difficult and longer than by subway.
We do not need to expand the production of cars. Our cities are beautiful compared to Europe. When you come to Moscow from the airport, you are immediately enveloped by space, air, silence...

Without comments...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88019
 07.10.2013
I go electric. The usual thing, nothing predicted trouble. In front of it sits a woman, 50, chewing a crucifix. After finishing the meal, she took her jaw and licked. With me, without stress. My life will not be the same.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88018
 07.10.2013
We talk with a colleague about a healthy lifestyle, that you need to quit smoking and not binge.
From tomorrow I start a new life.
This is why we need to get the old one today.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88017
 07.10.2013
Windows 9 will unite Windows and Windows Phone platforms

by Ximera123
Windows Phone will take up 20 gigabytes. PC users will remove mouse support.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88016
 07.10.2013
I found a new way to define an unknown song.
xxx: you just need to upload a video with her on YouTube
xxx: and their system will immediately determine whose copyrights you violated :(
xxx: with the indication of the performer, name and place of sound
You can sing several songs at a time.
You can see it, it’s infected :(

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №88015
 07.10.2013
The program!
and I!
Get out of order!
It is!
Then the whole department of IT cried.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88014
 07.10.2013
There are so many new performers on the rabbits, I don’t even know them.
Theme: Afrodite, Magadeath
Aphrodite I know.
XX: No, the performer of Afrodite
I know Megadeth too. But Magadeath is something new. The Dagestan Rocker?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88013
 07.10.2013
XXX: Does Vit dance or lights?
The bottles. The lights at Elma.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88012
 07.10.2013
hospitalization of a patient with a knife injury. He says something quietly. No, not in Morocco.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88011
 07.10.2013
Stop throwing on Hermione!
She is old, she can!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88010
 07.10.2013
to this:
The right to issue laws does not require exams, certificates, or even the mandatory passage of a psychiatrist and a narcologist.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
The right to elect those who make the laws – unfortunately, they also do not require.

as well as the right to give birth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88009
 07.10.2013
I crossed the belt from the 1st to the 2nd, then on the 3rd pair of holes..... no, less with divorce I did not eat, but I started to fuck more)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88008
 07.10.2013
...
Conditions of the Far North. Dozens of eggs - 140 p. Bride of bread - 24 p. (True, the cost of baking one bulk is 110 r., the difference is subsidized from the budget). Bottle of sunflower oil 150 p. The worst sausage at least 300 p. The doctor for example. Meat 1 kg 400 rubles. Pack of spaghetti from 75 to 130. Is it enough or more pricing?
...

The march of Samara is already in the far north.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88007
 07.10.2013
Make this diva chat called "What can be eaten for 2500"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88006
 07.10.2013
The reason for Povetkin’s defeat is that Klitschko led a dirty box, namely constantly beating Sasha in the face.

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