The poor man. Can I do something for you?
Salto with a turnaround.
Sorry, but I can’t even do a salto with a turnaround for you ;)
I knew I couldn’t rely on you!

Sudo: By the way, today I saw the first signs of coming winter
UN4: What are they?
Sudo: A crash with strawberries on the track displaced from the usual place

In Soviet times, a magazine for men had photos of tanks, planes, pistols, attacking marines, and in our time photos of naked women.

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You have an alarm button, right?
YYY: There is. Even two.
Zzzz: One worse than the other?

LEVI - Today at 11:32
Well, I live in Moscow, I have to comply.
Or you go out unpainted out on the street, the hipsters immediately get out - "Hear a guy that without a fashionable reason?"or "Hear an epithet, and where to fuck a designer’s straw"well, and the apocalypse - "Hear a guy that has a straw?"
And so badly the spiders scattered...

Every day late in the evening, a lonely, cunning single man smoked on the balcony so everyone thought he had just had sex.

In the universe, we had a fairly strict teaching in TAU (theory of automatic control).

And here, at one of the practical lessons, he calls another student to solve the task. P-prepod and C-student

P: Ivanov to the board!

C: Maybe not me, I can’t do it.

P: To the board, I said! You will all succeed!

The student is unwilling to stick to the board.

Q: What are you standing for? Remove everything from the board.

In a minute:

P is ster? I said you’ll get it all right, sit down. Petrov to the board!

I was 35 years old. I am standing in the street waiting for someone. Nearby is a mother with a two-year-old boy. Suddenly the little girl breaks down and runs to me with screams.

and Dad! and Dad!

His mother stopped him with words.

This is not my dad, this is my uncle.

and a little silent.

Do not scare my uncle.

>> Now I will be specifically about Children Prn. You are really idiots. Do you think it all comes out of love for art? and etc.

A man who has not studied the question.
1) Block the site - go to the darknet, it is not so difficult, especially since most of these sites are there and spin.
The Russian market for such websites is small. According to statistics, the largest number of requests such as ‘proun with rape’, ‘proun with horses’ and ‘proun with children’ come from all kinds of Pakistan, where Islam, moral scrap, and for the presence of pornography (even ordinary).
On the compass can easily be struck up to the death sentence. We, thanks to Ktolhu, have not yet reached this level of morality (although we are actually going there).
3) About children who fell into the hands of criminals - calm down, no one will touch your children. There are a number of countries in which the threshold of consent is below 18 or there is no such threshold at all (de jure or de facto). You come to some dirty Negrostan, pay a child 20 backs - and here are your children. The Prn. No fear of going to jail.
Well, and 4) - power, they are - give them a finger, they shake their whole hand on the shoulder. Are you ready for the fact that when the authorities block all the non-heroic porn, they will switch to other, normal sites (because the tool already exists)? Linkedin was blocked because of child pornography.

Gathered somewhat young and promising in a friendly and dynamic team, and how let us learn easily and purposefully!

The joke, of course, they ate stupidly, and that’s all.
Then in the social network, the group was opened "Expert Experts" and let us love each other and repost!

As a result, although a non-traditional orientation, but still a cell of society.

I went to the site to see how much it costs. In the payment section it was written, “Once we even tried to pay 25 cents each with recyclable bottles. Can you imagine how much is a bottle for 100 euros? Payment is only accepted in cash"

Any organism whose genetic code is modified compared to its ancestor is genetically modified simply by definition. So you and I are GMOs. Without any Monsanto.

YYY : I know. A small protein container with a clot, carrying 50% of the genes of the future genetically modified organism, penetrates into the parent organism, overcomes the protection of the cell, which will give birth to a new organism, forcibly introduces foreign genes into its nucleus, after which the cell begins to divide, generating an ever-increasing number of new cells infected with foreign DNA, which eventually form a new, genetically modified organism.

If you are well, continue to be patient.

In the early 90s, my parents transferred me to a college that was formed on the basis of a local politician, education began with the 8th grade and in the 1st year there were no problems, schoolchildren-botanists got into their paradise. Under the college gave the whole floor of the main universe, students were offended by the school too much difference and again in the universe studied mostly the same botanists, teachers were excellent, part of the subjects were conducted by universe teachers. But in the "light" head of the crowned horno came the idea that it is necessary to transfer the college to a regular school, because you do not understand this by standards, there is no school dining room and the gym is too big. We were taken and transferred to a school on the outskirts of the city, to a regular school, only we studied in the second shift, about how we got there and there from the whole city this is a separate song. The lessons ended at the same time as the work of adults at 17.00, and sometimes later at 18.30, and teenagers threatened to storm overcrowded trolleybuses with at least ripped clothes and exhausted shoes. But the most “fun” was that the local high school students and birds loved to have fun with the “smart guys” as they called us, we were not local and there was no one to join us + we usually had money to travel. By the end of the class, a crowd of 15-20 people gathered outside the gym, taking our pennies or beating just for fun, those who had lessons until 18.30 in the winter left the school already in the dark.
They could go to school on a change and beat a couple of people just like that. Parents complained to the director, appealed to the police, but without any reason, a couple of people were put on the register in the children's room of the police and all.
I was quite tall for my age at 14 years already 180 cm and quite thin, respectively standing out, several times I was pulled out of the crowd and beaten silently without asking for money, just to intimidate others, I tried as much as I could to repel (do judo), but usually it only disappointed the others. My mother complained to my father, (my father was a military officer, captain of the RWSN), he saw that I was in the blues, but said that I needed to do exercise and train and said everything would be okay, for the boys to fight normally.
As soon as I was stuck in the corridor at the last change of 12 people and melted my legs so that I broke my nose and arm, the hospital also discovered a brain shock. After a couple of days, my dad took me to the police, we wrote a statement, the investigator told my father that they would not do anything anyway, because minors, if they were killed or murdered, would then be sent to the colony, and so it is just children's dismantling. My father asked me about what was happening, quietly silenced and said that he would find out. He went to the director of the school and our classroom, of course, without reason. Then I talked to the parental committee, with the same result.
I only know about further from the words of my classmates since I was in the hospital. In the evening, 3 lightheads came to the school with dirt-trapped numbers, from where 12 people came out in military uniform but without signs of distinction, with crooked faces and soldiers' belts cut off the schoolchildren's cheeks, slapped their pins from their legs and strapped their belts for 5 minutes. Then we sat in the cars and left. A week later it repeated. And then again. The third time I already saw it with my own eyes, in general, I was not surprised to recognize the silhouette of my father with a belt in his hands... After the third time at the school, a policeman’s bowl began to shut down and everything was silent. The next year we were transferred to the universe building again.
P.S The bird that broke my nose I met on the river on May 1, 5 years later, only weighed I at that time not 63 kilos, but 90 and was already kms.

Maturity is when you agree with a person, even if he is wrong a thousand times, just so that he finally closes his mouth.

XXX: There were times. As a child, I tried to load the DUM onto the spectrum by connecting a magnet with a CD player and putting a disc with a game that I took from a friend.

Xxx: If I don’t understand the joke, is it bad?
Zzzz: That means you still need to degrade.

Vote for LGBT people!
You are Tiffany. by LDPR.
Late, I voted the first.

I choose a toy for a friend’s child. A couple are watching table games. The further dialogue:
D: I will not play table games with you!
Q: Why is it?? to
A: I will divorce.