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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54152
 29.09.2011
What is Windows?
YYY: This is the sky. The crying sky under my feet.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54151
 29.09.2011
Valve’s criminal behavior, including the kidnapping and forced captivity of the Half-Life sequel, fan harassment and other crimes against humanity call for revenge. In the U.S. city of Belvue, where Valve headquarters is located, took place the first mass demonstration, in which two people participated. Demonstrators who came from Canada with posters occupied a lawn in front of the company's office, demanding that Half-Life 2: Episode Three, or even the entire Half-Life 3, be handed over to them.

Some officers even called the police, but it didn’t help. The police officer who arrived was also a fan of Valve games, so he supported the protesters and even asked if they had enough posters for him to join the rally. Eventually, the staff got used to the demonstrators, fed them pizza, drank them with soda and organized a tour of the office. I missed them very much when they left after a few days.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54150
 29.09.2011
Article on the Fountain: Nissan cars can be driven by the power of thought
Kenas: Not everyone will be able to drive a car in the future.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54149
 29.09.2011
We sit in the kitchen with my wife and discuss our very personal life with her.
Well what? We will last another week, and then the critical days will come and again the devil knows how much without sex?
Is it my fault?
What, am I what?
A son (3,5 years old) runs into the kitchen and immediately clings into the conversation:
This is me! It is my fault!!! to

In the mouth of the baby.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №54148
 29.09.2011
111:AVON ignites: shadows for the eyelids - the original name "green with envy", which the leader treats as "greened from envy", but our turned out to be even cooler, and in the Russian version called them "green-eyed taxi".
Chapter 22: Do I Run and Run?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №54147
 29.09.2011
Nissan cars can be driven by mind.
Thus, in the future, such a system, "reading the minds" of the driver, will be able to predict what maneuver he intends to make.

Commentary :
How do blondes ride? O_O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54146
 29.09.2011
talk on the forum about how appropriate to buy flowers for a man:
The flowers today. Then the girl starts signaling out of the car and driving to the movie.
The movie will start.
Which will get a slash.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54145
 29.09.2011
Tertuykalach: Mitrich, you have a son, here are two iron rules:
It is not taken in the mouth, it is given.
Rambo is better than Schwarzenegger.
The first is an axiom, the second will create a confrontational question, reasoning and a desire to understand. This will distract the guy from Anime.

[ + 59 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54144
 29.09.2011
Giving bribery with fake money does not fall under the article on giving bribery, nor under the article on selling fake money.

[ + 136 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54143
 29.09.2011
Chelyabinsk Auto Forum, the theme of the culture of driving, missing or not on the roads of Chelyabinsk and Moscow when rebuilding or leaving the secondary
Written by:
I caught myself in the thought that I like to miss more not because I will help a person, but because he will thank me after an accident. It is funny that the feeling of satisfaction with what is done appears only after the accident. And if they don’t blink, I’m always loudly outraged: "And where do you thank you, scuco?"

14 of plus. I thought I was the only one.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54142
 29.09.2011
I sit behind the compound I don’t touch anyone
Meu
What is?
Meu to me!
Oh what?? to
It is shit!! to
 I don’t understand it.! to
 and so on!! to
Good to talk to me in my ununderstood language!!!! to
Me to Me!! to
I don’t understand your cowboy!! to
Meu to me!
And the pen? Go to jump)
Oh mrr! 🙂

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №54141
 29.09.2011
This weekend in our glorious city was held a tournament of reconstructors. Spectacular, the guys in armor, the ringing of swords and tails. Not far from me, a little girl of five years old watched this action with enthusiasm, when my mom finally managed to pull her out of there, the girl quietly said, "Experiences, robots."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54140
 29.09.2011
A familiar xxx girl put on a “healthy” diet, he complains to our common friend yyy:
xxx: here’s how to explain to her and not offend that I’m running from her muscle yogurt to the toilet all the time? Short but not rude.
yyy: Mmm... "Mademoiselle, my pop from your diets is crying with brown tears"...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54139
 29.09.2011
Our Siddhars are so strange. You never know what to talk about.
They fought a lot today.
One screams Where am I wrong? Where is?
The second answer is Where? In the core!! He knocks on his head with his fist.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54138
 29.09.2011
An advertisement on the website for the sale of pets:
"very kind and affectionate kitten loves to play, learns to the bowl and to dry food)"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54137
 29.09.2011
Jerald: This ugly cat has settled right next to the printer and breaks my drawings right at the exit.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54136
 29.09.2011
A cat stunned, and the internet turned off in a minute. I am sorry, gods of Admin, for the holy thing has been bitten.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54135
 29.09.2011
Kare: I want to die
Go and buy a tomb.
Kare: I have no money.
Loans: You do not have to lend.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54134
 29.09.2011
Go to the object... at Gazelle...
At the KP stops the haishnik(G)... Mordasty such... Appeals to the driver(B):
Are you the whole team again?
A – Yes...
Again with papers and sober?
B – Of course...
G (going out of the car) - When you already start to buckle...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №54133
 29.09.2011
Probably not quite in the topic, recalled a recent case.
I was driving in a steep SUV, a very respectable lady, a professor of the Moscow Conservatory, a doctor of art and a really unrealistic wise woman, and told me something. Her speech sounded approximately as follows: "Honestly, I am not very close to the interpretation of Skryabin Sofronitsky - in my opinion, his aesthetic worldview... WHERE CHESH, KOZEL SRANY???... slightly do not coincide with the author’s ideas on the interpretation of works, especially early... Fuck, not sleep, your mother!!!... period of creation, in part..." (and etc.) is

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