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[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71233
 09.10.2012
News: The famous professional boxer from Puerto Rico Orlando Cruz said of his unconventional sexual orientation.

Comment to the news: I think that this athlete just added his opponents motivation to win it.)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №71232
 09.10.2012
Q: Do you think he has sex?
in hidden folders.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71231
 09.10.2012
I have too straight hands to reproduce these bugs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71230
 09.10.2012
Most often find adventures on their ass those who think of it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71229
 09.10.2012
Founder of the Duty Free Shoppers trade network, the 81-year-old Chuck Finney, who earned billions of dollars on it, decided not to put the money he earned in cube, not to buy islands and yachts, but to spend everything on charity. Starting in the mid-1980s, he began his secret activities. Since then, he has spent $6.2 billion out of $7.5 billion on education, science, healthcare, civil rights protection and the maintenance of old-age homes in various countries (as estimated by experts). The remaining 1.3 billion he plans to spend until 2016. The most remarkable fact is that Finney has been hiding his charitable activities for 15 years, which is surprising in our realities, when every rich man who throws the pound to the poor, trumpets about it to the whole world.
Many of the organizations who received the money had no idea who they were from, and those who knew vowed to keep a secret. “I had to convince the board of trustees that it wasn’t something compromising, that the money wasn’t dirty,” says Frank Rhodes, a former rector at Cornell University, who later headed The Atlantic Philanthropies. It was not easy at all.” As a result, Finney was still "disclosed" (this merit belongs to Forbes), but his secrecy is nowhere done: until 2012 he gave no more than five interviews. Now that his charitable mission is gradually approaching its logical completion, he is gradually coming out of the shadow, and we have an opportunity to learn something about his life.

Finney makes it possible for charities to compete for his donations, demanding detailed and clear business plans. If something goes wrong with the project, Finny cuts funding. By promising significant donations, he forces the state and other donors to stay behind him. For example, in 1997, Finny offered to invest $100 million in the development of Irish universities, but only on the condition that the government also invests significant funds. The Atlantic Philanthropies investments, $226 million, brought the university education system $1.3 billion of government money.

Finney doesn’t have his own car, although he admits that while living in Hong Kong he didn’t own a used Jaguar for a long time. He doesn’t have a yacht either, because, as he says, he’s getting stuck. Finny wears Casio watches on a rubber ribbon because they walk like a Rolex. His ex-wife and five children, however, live in mansions that cost many millions of dollars: they shared $140 million from the sale of Duty Free Shoppers. But Finney himself lives in the apartments owned by The Atlantic Philanthropies in Dublin, Brisbane and San Francisco.

Finney formulates the main rule for charity: to sacrifice money, you don’t have to wait until you get old. Better do it now, as long as you are full of energy and can change something. “The rich have certain obligations. Finny says. “I can’t decide where to put the money for them, but my advice is to spend it wisely.”

On September 6, each university in Ireland solemnly awarded him an honorary doctorate in the field of law: such an award is awarded for the first time in history. And soon Finny, thanks to Hollywood, will have the opportunity to announce his ideas to the world. George Clooney is interested in the story of his life, and he is considering filming. Asked what kind of actor he could play, Finney replied, “Well, probably, Danny De Vito.”

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71228
 09.10.2012
Corruption, crime, unemployment, prostitution... But in Russia they decided to fight the cartoons.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71227
 09.10.2012
Announced by:
The company requires a man, mechanical engineer, up to 45 years of age. Gender, education and age do not matter.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71226
 09.10.2012
Summary from one of the websites:
Manager for work with personnel

I find a common language with diverse people, regardless of their gender characteristics. Friendly, sociable, with a good sense of humor.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71225
 09.10.2012
From a conversation with a friend:
She is fucking! When will you find a man?? to
I have ION paid for 4 months.
I am silent, I am silent...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71224
 09.10.2012
XXX: I went to friendship with the plate
Go, woman, and know your place.
xxx you will have)
YYY: The border?
XXX: The Left

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71223
 09.10.2012
Sometimes it seems that to run a program in Linux, you need to write it first.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71222
 09.10.2012
Yesterday I went to Ikeya, the dog to buy a pillow and mouse (toys) hurt she loves to beat them. I come to work in the morning, dig into my bag, look for a flash and suddenly stumble upon something soft. I get. Bats, rats... I start to laugh in confusion. A colleague sitting behind me stood up and I explained the situation.
I thought you were cutting under the shirt.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71221
 09.10.2012
I will never overtake myself and my interests again in my life because of any foolish backdrop!!!! to
And because of the smart?and ;)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71220
 09.10.2012
Why do the flowers die?
They can’t bite!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71219
 09.10.2012
A computer science teacher tells about Pascal: “This type of language is not understood by people. Only programmers can understand it."
I always knew that programmers are not people.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71218
 09.10.2012
If a fool understands that she is a fool, she is not a fool.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71217
 09.10.2012
She sent her husband to the store, wrote potatoes on the list, returned with cakes!I began to argue, and he said to me: I am a fool, I should have written a potato.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71216
 09.10.2012
What are you doing at all?
I work as a vacuum installation operator.
Institute of Applied Physics.
In the fucking...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71215
 08.10.2012
I think it’s worth going out in the cold and ugly rain and smoking a poison-saturated pile of toxins, lusting, getting closer to lung cancer and with a clean soul to go on to brag on uncle.
YYY: What is it?
I want to smoke, I say

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71214
 08.10.2012
What are the little ones? They will grow more)
Listen, you are very optimistic. You will rarely meet!
What is it?
- at 23 years think that the breasts will still grow - the top of optimism))
The fucking)))

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