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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143854
 13.08.2017
1: Before you decide to fuck the passport, in advance, bleat, register on the public service portal, which will greatly simplify the quest with recovery.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143853
 13.08.2017
The cats

And in the evening she left the children alone and rushed to our bedroom - to take me and my sister out!

...I had to get out of the house, ran after me with screams and called to the place, to the other cats)

The cat used me as a kindergarten. In the morning, she brought the adult kittens under the door of the shelter and left. And I fed them all day, entertained them, slept well.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143852
 12.08.2017
...that is, there is a huge state institution with salaries strictly according to the TC and a wicked IT department consisting of two illiterate enikeys for every thousand employees, this is a small shell of the office? The original...

If instead of administrators - illiterate enikeys, then there is a suspicion that other employees of the same quality. What is it then if not a crap office? The big truth...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143851
 12.08.2017
The Odwalla company, which produced unpasteurized natural juices, was at the heart of a scandal when in 1996 67 people were poisoned with its products, one of whom died. The apple juice contained a pathogenic strain of the intestinal stick. But the rejection of pasteurization (one-time heating of a liquid in order to kill microbes) was used as a marketing move aimed at lovers of “natural food”.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143850
 12.08.2017
She won’t let me there. Because in this case, she will have to take her grandson to the garden! And a non-working mom can’t do that, just because, even though he is in the neighboring house. Nanyu was strictly forbidden. It is expensive.

What fucking magic - your mom decides where to work for you and whether to hire a babysitter - means you are incapable. You could reproduce, right?
The mystery...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143849
 12.08.2017
Yyy: They are there again about oatmeal, little unfortunate engineers :-)
Because you are wrong, Uncle Fedor, you eat sandwiches.
The right oatmeal is cooked on milk in the microwave in 5 minutes. During this time we cook coffee, cut cooked meat, open a bowl of strawberries and the problem of smoothness and taste is solved. If there is no milk, coffee, boiled meat and strawberries – yes, it’s definitely the prowess of a clever oatmeal!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143848
 12.08.2017
It must be, it turns out, if a person is constantly distracted by every snake, then he thinks worse.

Scientists have discovered the impact of mobile notifications on the psyche.

It is breakthrough.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143847
 12.08.2017
xxx: got from the memory of the computer his referrals... Added "Harry Potter and" and here are the most successful names:
Harry Potter and Cavernous Kidney Tuberculosis.
Harry Potter and the third trimester of pregnancy.
Harry Potter and the Emergency Service.
Harry Potter and Helping with anaphylactic shock.
Harry Potter and the fractures of the lower limbs, their fixation and treatment.
Harry Potter and Fluoroquinolones.
Harry Potter and the Cycle of Krebs.
Harry Potter and Mental Disorders in Stressful Conditions Caused by Violence.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143846
 12.08.2017
Euro = 71, Crimea has not surrendered to anyone - the beaches are empty. Improving the service? It is necessary to introduce a resort collection and cover all the news of Turkey!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143845
 12.08.2017
We, your colleagues, have never done anything wrong to you, we honestly performed our part of work, helped you as much as we could, covered you when it was necessary.

In most cases, a colleague is not a friend or comrade, but a kind of corporate mechanism, personal feelings to which you do not experience. The comfort of a colleague’s work is the care of the management (which throws you out!Not the dismissed. So any claims from the remaining in the office are inappropriate. It’s like a computer writing on the screen: “You didn’t even wipe me a towel to say goodbye!”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143844
 12.08.2017
I remember driving somewhere in the placard, wanted to fall asleep, and opposite the men were talking. I asked them to be quieter.They normally treated this and began to speak quieter. I fell asleep. and grabbed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143843
 12.08.2017
There was a fashion phenomenon before our grandmother. He tells us:
I saw today a healthy forehead, already with a beard, and all with a water pistol. I was driving on this as his... perpendicular selfie!".

I look forward to her definition of wipe.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143842
 12.08.2017
In 30 years in Russia may appear self-training cruise missiles
The comments:
XXX: even the system of education to put in order that the rockets had something to learn.))))
YYY: That’s why they’re going to be self-taught, because they have absolutely nothing to learn at universities.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143841
 12.08.2017
K friend stuck alone on the platform, she stumbled on the call button on the pillar, only when they came, did not immediately understand who the victim - the man decided to try to start a handball, not suspecting that the 55-pound girl master of sports, put all her life on the struggle and rewards in her more than in the cat.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143840
 12.08.2017
I try to avoid products with the inscriptions "organic", "bio" and "without GMOs" - not for that I pay my money so that I don't report GMOs

by Kaffeesahne

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143839
 12.08.2017
Zzzz: Blind people are not allowed to drive, right? Although I am...

XXX: You will say too. Imagine that mentally retarded people are not given rights.

Zzz: If mentally retarded people were not allowed, we would be able to walk blindly on our roads.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №143838
 12.08.2017
Recall of the hotel:
The water in the crane is delicious!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143837
 12.08.2017
He lived in his 32s.
My favorite metal bands are increasingly found in oldschool sections.
Favorite Movies in Classics
Favorite actress of adult films (which is my age and although not filmed already, but still a little) found in the hole - retro porn (((

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №143836
 12.08.2017
She gave birth in the kitchen in a box, licked out, fed... and left the children alone in the evening and rushed to our bedroom - to take me and my sister out!

and. ............
The cat asked me to sit with the cats. I came to the quinoa, called for myself - I went. Pulling something over the box, she ran out on the street - she was taught to relieve on the street. Five minutes later, I came back, blinked gratefully to my side and lay down in the box, with the children.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143835
 12.08.2017
> WOW, that’s just a taboo. This is an irrational cultural tradition.

I did not find myself sr@h, so I do not support anyone, but the taboo is written with the same blood as the security technique, just there the logic is lost and forgotten, unlike.
A pig is not eaten because of the fact that it was in that region (a twisted resemblance of physiology!) Swimming pool and carrier of fatal infection.
People are not eaten because of prion infections (except for isolated islands that are not affected).
Who is hit is not eut because the nose from syphilis fades. In addition, Sodom is also a pointless sex, so before the invention of the adage was a game with fire for nothing. Japan passed through, but they and their sexual habits were formed, keep me three.
Sisters are not eut because wretches are born.
Many things that are now technically possible continue to cause instinctive disgust in us, because evolution did not sleep and kill it in us.

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