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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103654
 05.10.2014
If all your bad guys suddenly came to you, they already know exactly what and when it will be with you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103653
 05.10.2014
Just on Ren-TV "paleontologist" that the ancient people trained dinosaurs and drank them with milk. Question: What did the paleontologist drink?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103652
 05.10.2014
Do not ask for money from the state, it did not take it from you for that.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103651
 05.10.2014
I was charged with an electric factory.
XHH: Once a week, a potz from him comes to meet me.
Do I have a girlfriend of the month?
XHHH: and XYHHUA agrofacks are borrowing.
WOW: Ambassadors of the march of bodies in the faculties divided. Good guys what.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103650
 05.10.2014
Are you smart or beautiful?
The physics teacher said she was beautiful.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103649
 05.10.2014
Understand that a country is better done by those who don’t like something in it. Who likes everything - they sit on the pope straight and admire how lucky they are to their ears.
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The country is better done by those who do their business, and not bother on the Internet, as everything around is bad.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103648
 05.10.2014
We sit with a friend and drink. One companion (1) is forged in the master's compass (2).
1 is oh! She said there was no porn.
The owner from the place breaks to the comp, watches into the monitor. They talk about something, but the rest is only the end.
2 of Col. "Annual 14 plot" is the plot of the yearbook for 2014, not an anal porn with 14-year-olds. Look at the pervert...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103647
 05.10.2014
Lamps and toilet paper.
I recently filmed the room in St. Petersburg's mother-in-law, so each neighbor had his shower hose - just the apophysis of the rabbit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103646
 05.10.2014
Rest in Egypt. At the children’s disco, the animator asks questions to the children.
Girl, from which city did you come to us?
and Yabuba.
Sorry what?
(Voice from the crowd of parents) From Yekaterinburg!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103645
 04.10.2014
In Thailand there is absolutely everything that can be invented, and what cannot be invented also exists.
YYY: Just not there.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103644
 04.10.2014
She married a foreigner and went to him. While the case was closed, I regularly communicated with him via Skype. And one evening she sat with her girlfriend and decided to introduce her to her future husband. Includes Skype and video. The foreigner sits alone, and on this side there are five people: a friend, her friend, a friend’s husband and two children. Everyone goes into the camera. The stranger sneezed and said, “Now I understand how animals in zoos feel.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103643
 04.10.2014
I’m telling a friend an old joke about correcting a mistake in the word “horovo” and subsequently determining whether he’s a pessimist or an optimist.
I would have fixed on the "cow"
So, am I a latent cowboy now?

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103642
 04.10.2014
It is a subject of personal hygiene. Or will you start asking your bosses to buy you cosmetics, cigarettes and other individual entertainment?I can’t use the paper that is issued at work with pressed stitches. I have a personal roll in my closet. But if they tell me to buy a paper for the printer, I will send an open text.

This is not you led to the hysteria of the pharmacy, demanding a cyst is blue.
Even though the whole line tells you "what’s your ass different?"

The author is stronger: cigarettes from the personal hygiene series, toilet paper - for entertainment. What are you working? and :)

PPS at work is considered the norm to buy normal toilet paper, liquid hand soap and toilet refresher for employees. And yes, we are budgeters and we don’t spend our money on it. It all depends on the employer and the company.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103641
 04.10.2014
With the egg and the laser - it's all simple, in the egg almost peeled chicken, it shines in his eye, he is uncomfortable and he starts to spin trying to hide his eye from the laser :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103640
 04.10.2014
to man:
here here :

the old. Here, the son has grown up to understand the erotic subtext of the proverb "Fast-raised is not considered to have fallen."

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I like to joke about the "salted" themes, but before this quote about the erotic subtext of this phrase I did not suspect. I am 45. Per forever young.
and----
There’s a suspicion that you’re just okay with your standing. and ;)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103639
 04.10.2014
The composition of what needs to be tested is very different from what needs to be done to the victim.
and
And if you look at how stealth drivers drive and how pedestrians behave - then you need to carry the grave, not the pharmacy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103638
 04.10.2014
words of acquaintance.
I worked as a cashier in an instumental store. There was one buyer who was very long determined with the choice of the product. Several times he was asked to hurry up.In the end, the choice was as follows: Topper,Stameshka,Molotok and Knife.At the box office, the buyer asked to make a discount on the bonus card.Without finding the bonus card, he asked to find himself by name in the database of the store's program. When I looked at him, I asked him, “What are you mocking?” He replied, yes, and gave me a certificate. Where black on white was written Maniacs.
I am still worried about why he needed this set of tools.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103637
 04.10.2014
Dailfox: My first cigarette will be my last

The horse is a horse???? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103636
 04.10.2014
to this:

Lina: The 12-year-old son is a child of modern media culture like SpongeBob. I don’t lose hope of having to watch the right in my opinion "Soviet films".

Why should a 12-year-old boy see this? Officers, They fought for the Motherland, Old men go to battle - I still understand. Love and pigeons? The girls?
Why am I? In my Soviet childhood I did not like all these films, I watched and loved only after 30 years of age.
And I know that children now have their heroes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103635
 04.10.2014
Hm...there’s a bunch of programs for keeping journals, for creating notes...
but "New text document.txt" on the desktop will not replace anything

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