The factory is at the entrance. Find out who came and left. at the end of the month, the staff department will inform who to punish for early care or delay.
On Friday, the men went to work. One distinguished man decided that he would be set on fire on the pass, and decided to go through the window. has gone. On Monday, he was late and the shop chief did not give a pitch, he decided to go back through the same window.
So little that was not burned, even premiated for recycling.

Is your stomach okay today?
B: No, Bobrov has already drank...
A: Did he drink? Which bobs?
B: A capsule with small beetles, they build a hammer in their ass.

Added to:
zavtra_v_sadu: They say that you can be purified through suffering.
Can potatoes be cleaned in this way?
If so, how do you make potatoes suffer?

Does the potato have the self-consciousness to understand suffering as a method of purification?

The acquaintance, out of curiosity, shot in the nose with a pneumatic gun. as a result of 4 operations, alive, but the bullet remains inside the skull, it seems...
111: Evolution in action

boy(21:46:58 13/09/2009)
I have a lot of fungi.
Come, I’ll burn them with something!

girl(21:51:08 13/09/2009)
Did the socks under the bed have a harvest?

How did Gagarin guess that it was necessary to fly on the day of spaceflight?
YYY: ROFL

Spam in contact surprised: even worse, even cheaper! The new Lada.

My favorite programmer. I congratulate you on the holiday!
No matter how you get me out of bed without me, I have to finish", and the praise that I don’t understand a word when you tell how your day went on at work, I’m just a crazyly happy wife of a programmer!

Not as scary as the reaction of the parents to it ((

I have a friend, a little brother. She lives separately, decides to go to my mother and writes to me:

XXX is
I went to my mom, here on the refrigerator of leaflets, on which the child’s hand wrote 'mama, I bltyabyu'. I sit and think)

In response to:

So you say 256 days a year... September 13, right? Do you know which year this date falls on Friday?! to
The 2013!! Maya made a mistake, we will make the world a year later!!! to
Thunder, lightning, a hysterical laugh



Maya was not wrong. They specifically made such a calendar to destroy the world for a year before the programmers =) calculated scams...

Hersonia (16:28:18 13/09/2009)
the banner jumped out: "You will lose weight easily and unnoticed by 10kg!" defining the word UNNOCEPT!))))))))))))
Hersonia (16:29:42 13/09/2009)
This is probably when you come to a girlfriend and say "and I lost weight", and she in response "count unnoticed"

Edward, I have already pointed your attention to the fact that in the development of commercial software it is extremely undesirable anywhere, even in the comments, to use the words "huy", "jopa", "pizzetz" and the like. And the error message with the text "basta, carapuziki" looks extremely unprofessional.

to this:
" The student 1 the course. A couple on the tower. Preponja considers some example on the board, gets some expression to divide by zero and decides further. Then he looks at us, suddenly silent, and so kindly says, "What, in school, was it not allowed to divide by zero? Now you can!"

You were told in school that if the discriminant is less than zero, then there is no root? It is wrong to say that there are roots.and "
____________________

Why did we go to school? = D

Fartuk: write "9 symphony" :)
Bach: The Ninth Symphony
Fartuk: The curse of the Ninth Symphony is a superstition that, starting with Beethoven, every composer who wrote the Ninth Symphony dies shortly thereafter.
That is fucking :)
*Bah amused by GviN because: "mat:)"
It works ?

Blues is when a good man is bad.
Thrash is when a bad man is good.

I was at the club yesterday. Someone has lost a wondrous wardrobe. Without him, the jacket was not given. This is what the mind calls. The menta was scattered in the pockets, and the ship of the hanza was found. The jacket was not needed for a long time. will give out.

Barmoley :
The cat burned. Mom decided to cook the fish. Well, she poured water into the dishwasher, closed it with a traffic jamming and threw the fish there to freeze up, well, to wash. This smart man walked long circles, then began to try to catch fish with his legs. Almost dive there, but still nothing worked out. Finally, when he got stuck, he walked around the shell, sat next to the chain on which the block was attached, and, looking at his mother, pulled the block out of the chain with his leg.

Poor children...their parents are forced to earn money by dividing their attention. Children are protesting, some of them. Here is my sister, she has a child - a boy of almost 4 years. I and the horse I and the bull I and the grandmother and the man. Always building houses, knocking, drilling... The child is of course without attention. He also expressed his protest. GG is genius. are ready?
He brought a metal knife from the wardrobe, placed it in the middle of the hall and... shouted at it.
I understand the protest.

- What does it mean if the girl looked, lowered her eyes and licked her lips?
She is hungry and wants to eat.