References to a night club:

I was yesterday in the institution the first and hopefully the last time, I would like to be met at the entrance of the institution less loose and more decently dressed guards. There is no liquid soap and it has never been seen.There are no hooks for bags in the toilet cabins. I haven’t eaten it, thank God.

Did you fucking go there? It is :)

Today the administrator gave a password for logging into the server at work, the password - KalamKakalaKoala
I am his boyfriend.

You have not been in a couple.
Holt: I sat until 4 nights behind the comp, I thought it was too late to go to bed, or I would wake up. But when I was about to go out, it turned out that it was never too late to go to sleep.

xxx: Today in the newspaper, I stumbled upon an announcement-"Pilots are needed for orbital stations".
xxx: I wanted to call and ask "Is it possible to combine with study?"

xxx: I want him to wear me on my arms... and to be hardworking!
Yyy: - go out for the loader!))))

The main final beneficiaries of the Bank “Slavic Credit” today are entrepreneurs: Lili Hikhinashvili, Tengiz Gumbaridze, Seving Ashurova, Paata Gammoneishvili.
The Slavic credit. I would change the name :)

The best porn online! Strike knowledge of theory by lack of practice!

XXX: Who told you this?
YYY: Your acquaintances
xxx: who is it?? to
YYY: You don’t know them.

Wint: You can not smoke in the apartment, and go into the entrance. I smoke by the window. It is already so cold in autumn!
In short, I was sitting on the window floor today, wrapped in a cushion, drinking coffee and thinking about it. Protection of Practice.
Bearded vanilla with Iroquois and tunnels.

1st Hi to!
2nd Hi to!
1st Vitaly, when will you send us 7 tons of shrimp?
2nd Paul, 7 tons I can send tomorrow after payment. You promised to pay today? My name is not Vitaly, but Valery.
1st Valery, I’m sorry, fucking in the shell! I paid the money today (payment dropped to the mail), I am waiting for the shrimp in the warehouse tomorrow. My name is Peter, not Paul. and :)
2nd ;)

I went to receive a military ticket to the military commissariat, there I was written a military specialty:

Who are you by profession?
Economist of information systems.
The accountant?
Manager of Information Systems Economist.
Information engineer?
Manager of Information Systems Economist.
I’ll write you a burial! Take a spade and dig the tranches!
- Okay, write a accountant... >_<

- Loшара you...what do we play with you on ballayka?? to
- i translated what you said, i don't understand what loshara means.

Amssterdam: cold in the days, respectively, the nose is stuck, in the throat caca, the voice... Gigurda smokes less nervously. So, I’m sitting at work, the phone rings, I pick up the phone and I say, “Allo, I’m listening to you,” and at the end of the wire there’s a woman’s voice: “Oh shit, Lord! Who is it?!" and guts... hospital what to take...

The technician is listening. What is your problem?
We have Nate Probleem!
What does not work, what is the subject of the application?
We have all work!
So why call?
Internet is not connected.
What mode do you have?
The square...

Not by Ilya
I walk on the street.
Three alcoholics are:
Sir, can I address you with a mercantile request?

The New Pilgrims. They are going.
The body is covered with a simple shirt.
Hi you beautiful. We are lost here.
Can you tell me which side of this is Nahui?

by Sir_archet

1: What are you so serious?
2: I didn’t have a powdered sauce :/

I: cooked Poir for 800 rubles for 100 grams. It has to be delicious =)
J: I think he should get up from the cupboard and still sing to you and massage the collar zone.

Alexander is
You know, how did I know yesterday that I was bothered?trapped the calf and blew on it)))) she even removed me from contact)))

Jan is
I will be back in 5 minutes :D

Lena, you are extreme! Oh the clown!I have to be different and surprise my husband.

Lena: I was so surprised that he almost said Matt!!!! to

Anya: My husband said so to me - I will not sleep with the boy!!! So I pulled the band... and slept in it.)

Lena: You won’t believe, my too was afraid to get on the slippery path of the homosiatine! Until I caught it myself.