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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №54092
 28.09.2011
Question: He ended up in me, what should I do?
Zygot, Zygot, go from me to Fedot, from Fedot to Jacob, from Jacob to everyone. Read three times.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54091
 28.09.2011
The advertising banner. literally.
"The Bracelet of Force.
Increases endurance and physical strength. Increases attention and accuracy. Reduces the fatigue. It helps fight chronic pain. It increases immunity. It blocks the effects of stress. It gives clarity to thoughts."
Soon there will appear some kinds of clothes and so on.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54090
 28.09.2011
Hello as health.
MasterYods: generally the fucking, eaten yesterday like a cattle licking a bite, and tomorrow again to go bite.
What is the reason for tomorrow?
Did you get grey??? Tomorrow is my doctor!! to
I'm afraid to get upset, but we've actually noticed it yesterday.)
The Master: O_O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54089
 28.09.2011
Today in the courtyard heard a conversation of two apparently deaf grandparents.

D1: Eggs are itching
D2: What is it?? to
D1: Eggs are scratched
Q2: Does my grandson have a shell??? The milk has fallen, the roots are cut

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54088
 28.09.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Prive
As a deal
WOW :
He sits quietly in the corner.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
who sits
WOW :
Deal
has now gone out
Give a second
I need to get him back in the corner.
Last time he broke my closet.
I am going to look for a tattoo.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
as Lila
WOW :
Lila is fine too.
Sitting in the corner opposite.
I tied her, or she’s too bullish.
Okay, I went to catch a deal, Poké.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №54087
 28.09.2011
In Odessa’s clinic, an article begins with the words: “Research shows that the first five minutes of life are the most risky.” The pencil reads, “The last five minutes are not too safe.”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №54086
 28.09.2011
It’s not a cute limited girl, it’s a fairy fuck with a snail in the head.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54085
 28.09.2011
Introduction to Psychological Control. One of the tasks was to define the term. Parnishe caught the term contact, but he read it both compact, and wrote "it is a set of dimensions, athletic skills and human flexibility".
Prepod put him 5 for just one of these definitions.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №54084
 28.09.2011
Russia as an airliner: the commander and the second pilot in turn take control, the autopilot is absent, access to the crew cabin for passengers is strictly prohibited - sometimes a stewardess runs through, delivering food, coffee and mines to pilots; power units are driven by pedaling passengers, as fuel is sold to pay for crew services. The dissatisfied have the opportunity to descend at any time, but the parachutes are not issued and the aircraft does not land.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №54083
 28.09.2011
> Anchorage (09:24:33 28/09/2011)
> the employee
> appears to be quite adequate
> made a salary card
> in the bank questionnaire in the check question column he asked "what is in the black box?", and in the answer "castrated crocodiles";
and gt;
> the accountant caught his head how she would be lucky this in the bank...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54082
 28.09.2011
> I said to the guy "NO"... I was proud for 5 minutes. Two days of drinking.

and Erund. I’ve been talking "No" for a year. was proud. I was crying for 10 years. And this is not the end.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54081
 28.09.2011
Tracker for FIFA 2012:
- Is there a patch adding comments of Governor in the break?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54080
 28.09.2011
In the interview
Are you familiar with 3Dmax?
This is a stupid program. passed twice.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №54079
 28.09.2011
The New Year, the flattering company of young people who walked for three days, finally fell asleep. Who managed and who managed with whom. I feel someone’s hands stretching to my girl’s body. I: with a terrible hand! In response: (confidently and with hope in the voice) wash!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54078
 28.09.2011
Go to bed and sleep! 😉
Yyy: I haven’t been in bed for four years!))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №54077
 28.09.2011
They say tobacco helps from fleas.
Should I smoke them?
XXX: No, I have to put it down.
yyy: A drop of nicotine kills a horse, breaks the hammer and breaks the flea into subatomic particles.)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54076
 28.09.2011
at work. I go on a large, rainy rain, I in a rubber coat with a cap, took a bottle with me, in order on the way in the slurry to pick up soda.
I go to the sleeping room, the men are sitting talking... they saw me - they were silent.
I am all wet, flowing streams from the coat, holding an empty bottle in my hand, with a chilling voice.
Under the water...
5 minutes to 5 minutes

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54075
 28.09.2011
PROMT online translates only on current topics:

SSH connection can be used for terminal administration. SSH communication can be used for an incurably sick government.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54074
 28.09.2011
Situation in the office:
Get water out of the aquarium or the turtle will jump out.
Let it jump out.
We will lose her in the office, she will run and get stuck at the table, then look for the fist! Here my dad once in the office stumbled on a turtle, it twice and split.
All: and what?? to
Ilya: Nothing is okay! Smoothed Scotch, she lived for 2 months.)
Alina: Let us tear your leg off, and then stick the scotch - you will live for another 2 months!! to
All: Yes, give him his foot off!
Is it something I have to do with??? I have nothing to do with this story!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №54073
 28.09.2011
Digest (22:05:32 27/09/2011)
How to make the area of the section 1 cm tall and long
Digest (22:05:35 27/09/2011)
? to
Theologian (22:06:01 27/09/2011)
Lobachevsky and Euclid have now produced a dohuya of darm energy, twisting in the graves.

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