I was scared after jumping in the parachute only the first three days.
Have you been flying for so long?

December 20: premiere of the film "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
December 21: the predicted end of the world

See "The Hobbit" and die
and c)

Re-read here once again all of Harry Potter, the question arose: why Harry and his friends could not come to the station earlier in all the years of study, so as not to look for a painfully free coupe?! to

@belokur: ice cream in Finnish will be jäätelötötterö. That is to say, hera is for me in Finland, not ice cream.

"Rhythm" is the most accurate definition of Katoff.

by Mark (23:39)
Why exactly Israel?
Do you have any acquaintances there?

D (23:40) :
There is family)

by Mk 23:41)
You are a Jew?

D (23:42) :
No is

D (23:42) :
You live in Kazakhstan.

Did you say anything?

by MK (23:42)
I said

D (23:42) :
This is a bad example =)

by MK (23:42)
The Fool)

You are definitely not a Jew.

D (23:42) :
Ahahahah )

xxx 07.10.12 00:40
Hi, let’s go virtually.
yyy 07.10.12 00:41
Give it
yyy 07.10.12 00:41
Started
xxx 07.10.12 00:41
One now
xxx 07.10.12 00:42
What clothes are you wearing now?
yyy 07.10.12 00:43
I have a helmet and a two-handed sword in my hands.
yyy 07.10.12 00:48
I erotically rub your head and put on my spire, proudly jump around the city with your head on the spire, you ended your existence, I am satisfied, I smoke with the dwarves clavier and dance with the elves the dance of victory.
yyy 07.10.12 00:50
Everything had to be old =)

Comments on the article "8 facts about asteroids":

...
Is it from them that the muscles grow? And how do they get them then?

<Petya_Bamper> Who are you studying for?
<Gelja.> jurisprudence))
<Petya_Bamper> and your husband or boyfriend?
<Gelja.> The Economist
<maliNka_> straight like Bonnie and Clyde))
<Petya_Bamper> one robs the people, and the other smears them

XXX: I don’t think I should make movies.
The mysteries of our planet. not yet
Prove that Nessie exists, or it’s just
This is a joke from the Middle Ages.
In the movie, they are already firmly convinced and try.
to convince us.
b412: Would you know for how many years I want to ask such a question to the heads of all religions?

XXX is all. I delivered the project! I have only two dreams!
YYY :?? to
XXX: The First Maybach
And the second one?
XXX: Punch in a bowl of flour and see how it flies :)

She: Now my mood is broken.
You eat a cookie.
It does not help.
What if there are two cookies?
Yes, at least a hundred
He says, “You are a wretch.
See also: Ham

From woman.ru :
"Is it true that cats have either a single or an uneven number of kittens always born?"

Of course it is true! 😉

by REI

From Habr:
Hackers hacked a satellite and wrote bad words on the sky all night.

The situation: the girl explained to the guy that they can and will not meet again. The guy, in turn, listened carefully and clearly picked up arguments to convince the lady of the heart that their relationship could still make a profit. Unfortunately, he did not start his speech at all:
Is it because I am Balzac?
The woman answered quietly and firmly:
No, it’s because you’re a fool.

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You do not understand that! You have no eggs.
I have brains and breasts. I will always have eggs.

Three years as I retired from the army, and I still don't understand why a bald soldier is scratched?? to

Shred the shirt and the door of the shell - so that the fur lies straight and uniform :R

Once in the garage looking for something, I accidentally saw a box from the signal "starline" - I open - there is a barrel, the second which. Oh, let me think I will take it with me, maybe anyone will need it, it can be written on any signal from this series. He threw me into a mess and forgot. A week has passed, today I go, in October is my former car, which I sold for a year and a half. And I remember that it was on her too (at the time) I put a starline with a car-start. I slowed down, got a slide - tried - a spark, opens)) I pick up the phone of the buyer (I think I will give it, it will be useful), and he drops and drops. Very busy to see.
I pulled it off the button, let it warm up. And he will go out of work (just lunch) and sit in the heat. No, he doesn’t take the phone!

I was looking for a torrent that I didn't get - the sides left. Added a tracker on which there should be sides - 0 by phase. I think I should check out another combo. Maybe a dumb client doesn't cheer I do everything on a stationary... and here how speed stopped! and 40 megabits. I have never seen this in my life! And then, fucking, I looked at the yield on the note... at 40 megabits.