One of the statements received to the Estonian State Security Service:

Russian intelligence services are intercepting and poisoning drinking water and fruits. As a result of drinking water pollution changes the appearance, body and shape of the hands. All this reduces efficiency and efficiency. The use of bottled water sold in stores does not help, because as soon as the Russian intelligence finds out which company the applicant is consuming, it immediately mixes its additives there.

I am proud of Russia! and c :)

by LOL. In the universe, the predator asks the group: "Why do you need to start building a chart?" - a scream from the audience: "With the OSI!"... the predator drowned.

I was in shock from my mother) I quarreled with a girl, I went all day alone. Mom came from the store, brought two bottles of beer and put me on the table with the words "don’t be sad—she’s a dumb bitch"))))))

to this:

From the words of Khrushchev:

“We will never accept Adenauer as a representative of Germany. If you take off his pants and look at his ass, you can see that Germany is divided. And if you look at it from the front, you can be sure that Germany will never rise.”

Studying history is interesting.
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Another phrase:

Berlin is the egg of Europe. When we need something from Europe, we crush it!"

Sally: Since I learned that my husband was actively dating our common acquaintance while on vacation while I was at work, no-shpa advertising ("As long as it works, we can be together") has caused extremely negative emotions in me.

At the next scream of his beloved "Zaya!" could only whisper quietly "Bala"...

How about on the personal front?
WOW: as in Morga... quietly, sometimes new ones bring

What would you like to do in the NH?
I want something unexpected.
Something unplanned and fun.
She is pregnant?

I was almost asleep this morning :(

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Last day at work:
and challenge. The printer does not work. As always, my feet hit where I got. I go up to the table with a cranberry. I pull the rope. I only get it with one hand. The computer when the cable is plugged into it moves forward. I gru "hold the computer maybe it’s going" "good". The computer is still moving forward. Then it gets into something. The cable is stuck with uranium! I get out of there! Guess what a man holds?

X.R.A.Y
Monica is

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I play GTA San Andreas, stupidly beat passers, pick up cars, and so on. My father is there and is watching closely. Here I run to another car, throw out the driver, I am going to sit in it.
My father told me, don’t take this car.
I – Why?
You see, young people are driving. Probably not enough gasoline.
I could not play anymore...

From Twitter:
We went back to the deacon to find out,
Who is the Capricorn. Naughty?! to

Astrologers proclaimed the month of Goat Flu, the population of cities has decreased by half.

Biology in Pair:

If even one other fool painted the fish a her, I would have to match the anatomical structure of the her at the board with all the details!

I had a turtle when I was a child.

She ate the rain.

xxx: her one edge was from behind and the other from her mouth.

YYYY: “ROFL” and you went after her with the knives?

I wore it like that.

xxx for the rope

XXX: Like the boots.

and today. Medvedev: “There is a need to change the economy and political system.”
Is he going to emigrate? already? In to London?

In front of history. Small 4 years. Sometimes I tell a story about three pigs. I can’t remember which of them is Nuf-Nuf or Nif-Nif.
For the small, this is important, especially he needs to remember what the house of stones built, as he is the most. Well, for the sake of clarity, I called him Petrovich. Sometimes he asks – Dad, tell a story about Petrovich.
The story itself. I went to the theater for a children’s show. Give them three pigs.
Mom and Dad with children. Pigs like pigs - puffy, pink.
The first is Hello children, I am Nif-nif, the second is Nif-nif.
Hi children, I am Nuff-nuff, the Third barely has time to open his mouth, the ringing, enthusiastic voice of my little one - I know, you are Petlovich! The hall freezes for a second before the explosion of the whistle, and from the front rows there is a thoughtful solid male voice: "Yes, it really looks like."
Why the actors broke the curtain and slipped out of the stage on the crackers I understood later, when in the theatre hall I saw a photo of a low bald man with a curly, somewhat like a fifth nose and the inscription: The main director of the theater Nikolai Petrovich Ivanov (the other surname of course).

Every year, the television New Year's "blue light" begins to correspond more and more to the second meaning of the word "blue".

It will be necessary to offer British scientists to determine whether all flomasters taste the same.

to this
Bl", it seems necessary to stop engaging in wrestling - tonight, removing the trick, accidentally broke them with his hands...
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Old man, don’t think about shaking the electricity...