- The trees, especially the start, are written just fine. And then... Was there not enough imagination or desire or time. Especially in major cities, some NPCs are just annoying. At one of the entrances of Novigrad, the same heretic is burned. And at night everyone goes to rest, including the heretic. The poor :)

The investigator told me. In the night of the 31st on the 1st he was on guard. Someone is starting to break in the shelter. He opens, and in front of him with a almost toothless mouth a swollen bumble with a naked torso. On the street 30. In his hands a dirty and stinking telogreek. “Help my friend.” He launched it, says sadly, it will freeze.Bomj the telogreek carefully on the table, and there is a baby. He found him in the garbage, took off his clothes, wrapped. I walked 2 km. In such cold. We fed and drank that bomb with the whole duty for a long time!

The sister told the story: she was sitting at home in the kitchen, watching TV, calmly drinking tea. Children were playing in the living room. My husband was sent to the store. Suddenly, the ventilation grid crashes and a healthy rat falls from there, and begins to run around the kitchen! I tried to run out of the kitchen – there were the kids! The sister reacted and managed to close the door. The rat jumped on the headset and began to run there in the fire, crushing the dishes! The sister opened the window and stumbled into the corner, seeing the dishes getting less and less! The rat, stirring up, jumped out of the window. The sister exhaled: the children are whole, with the rat finished, like no 11th floor. How in a couple of seconds I heard an exhausting scream on the street, worthy of the worst horror films! It turned out that the rat decided to scare the glamorous blonde girl walking on the sidewalk, falling and smashing on it right in the metre in front of her! From this place, she was then taken under the pen.

Comment on the news on the sale in Novosibirsk 5-storey apartment c sauna, swimming pool, playground and area for barbecue on the roof, etc.

"And then you get out of such an apartment - and around.. Novosibirsk."

Here is the regular advice of the Moscow castle officers in terms of "and not trying to change the job"? - a person burdened by the family, and in a city where the profile enterprise is the only one. In other words, when a person is fired, he automatically puts himself in a worse position. And immediately the Moscovites complain about the whole country "no snow and warmth", when the rest of the country is frozen under 40 and snow on the belt. Immediately complain about how long and muddy in a warm dry basement up to the transplant to go to work. Meeting question: have you tried to change work closer to home? Buy an apartment closer to work. and what? They sold here, they bought there. of business. You may just be cut in the moment when one apartment is sold, the other is not bought, you are fired from work and your passport is removed from registration, and at this point you lose your passport.

We are geniuses, but each in his own way.
WOW again?
Yesterday I sat with a guy. He brought me chocolate, traditionally.
I always open up chocolate, Alpenhalls, where two arrows are drawn. Habit is such.
I chew it, chew it, and suddenly I see that I did not open it on the other side.
The hysteria did not start, as he with a stone face by a wizard’s gesture gets a second chocolate.
With the words "I knew it"

#beyondstory
On the way to a women’s consultation, I accidentally met one ex-husband (which is not surprising, because of the fact that I am a woman). I am attached to his clinic.
And then the second, which is surprising, where he came from, especially, wake up.
Unknown is.
They both followed.
We are three, one with a jacket, the other with a bag.
I go to the register, I come back and they all look at me.
It turns out, the doctor was looking for me, these fools could not come up with anything better than to say:"Woman is right now".
The chorus.
The curtain.

A New Year's Talk About Tree

The guide in the botanical garden, pointing to the luxurious blue tree, noted that this spectacular tree is also very unpretentious and would easily live in parks and on the streets of St. Petersburg. Nevertheless, you will hardly encounter the one in public places of five million people: during the New Year, the thirsty population of the needle-aromatic holiday destroys the entire population of this representative of the flora, so it is unprofitable for the city to plant these trees. Explain, people, why does it matter to you under what tree you are drunk, right?

We were visited by our 6 and 8 year old nieces. We learn, we run and play and then the little girl says, "And let's argue, you can't get me up?" and. By the way, the girl is miniature and raising her will not be a problem. In general, I catch her for her legs, and around there are screams, whispers, whispers as much as possible... And here I think, holding her for her legs, rather than whether I should throw her to the ceiling and catch her. Naturally, joy has no boundaries, he says, let’s. I take, and with all my strength I pull up, and... nothing happens, I just pull it up, and I can’t lift it up... After three attempts I notice that there are no whispers, no laughter... And only a little voice from below: “Please remove your foot from your hair.”

Tips on one of the sites "When you send out invitations, clearly indicate that everyone is in costumes where there would be some "apes" details, such as a horn brochure."

Today we went out for a walk with my son and were dragged into the war. Two fortresses of snow. The snow in the style of Star Wars for half an hour. I pulled my black hat on my beard and I was Darth Vader. gathered at home. And then I noticed the inscription “LUK” on one of the guys’ jackets. I wash the snow off my hat, extend my hand to him and say, “I’m your father!” In a joke of course. He woke up so that everyone who was in the reach zone turned around. He spoke a long time and then ran away. It turned out, as explained by the women-neighbors, his single mother joked that if he would not be obeyed, his father would appear and take him to the narcology. It is [...]

Today the staff department passed and gave each employee a banana.
I don’t think the annual prize is worth waiting.

About the stereotypes.
The working morning. I hear Mikhailich’s conversation with another employee on the mobile.
Voice from the tube:
I have a package of cards on the table, please take it off.
Mikhailic, coming to the table:
Under the sticker and with a green sticker?
and yes.
I'm waiting to put the package in the scanner. But Mikhalich passes by, opens the window and cries into the morning darkness: “Do you catch?”

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The Idiot:

If you are satisfied, why pay you more?
It’t be okay if they had fired the whole factory. Production is up? You have your problems, you have nothing to feed your children.

And what, once the fathers are fired in protest, the children will temporarily stop eating?

I share the correspondence with a man who bought a new widget and finally started Fallout 4 normally. Immediately I regret the inability to play because of a tight working schedule, I write: "Can I quit?"
The resident of Krasnoyarsk demands from the developers of Fallout 4 half a million rubles for a broken life.

A creature standing by the side and counting cars:
Idiots, go on the lights. If you approach the edge of the roadway, the driver is obliged to stop. If you do not know how to adjust your way through the road on the go - go on the light and don't fuck the brain of others, since there is no brain. If you want to cross on an empty road, move away from the crossing, wait as long as it enters and don't pretend that you need to go to the other side. They borrowed.

My husband’s friend visits us. In the morning he got up before everyone, made breakfast, cooked chicken eggs, ate, left half and left. The evening comes, the dialogue follows.

Friend(s) and Husband(s)

What time did you wake up? I woke up and all slept.

I woke up a little later. Your eggs were still warm.

How did you get home normally?

"Well, how can I tell you, fifth... I was briefly stunned by three clear boys, well, let me smoke there, let me call, and then on the text.

What did you look at on your cell phone and go away?

Remember what I taught at the school, right?

Well, and that’s about it?

I checked them up and asked when the courses would come. They apologized, said they didn’t recognize me in the punks and promised to bring me tomorrow.

I was walking with the dogs, suddenly a phone call. I say, “Listen,” I respond with a man’s voice (very strictly) “Hello. Security Service of the Central Bank. Please note that your card accounts have been blocked.

I: What a horror! Godly...

He says: Let’s get the information. Your family name?

I: Eprykyan Antonina Valerianovna (I always say this in such situations)

He: Antonina Valerianovna, in which bank do you have an account?

I: That’s what you tell me, that’s what you call me.

And he said, “Anthony Valerian! 5 million cards were blocked. We know in which bank you have your account, we need you to confirm.

I: Okay, I will tell you. I have an account in the Swiss branch of Sochi General, but not a card, but a depository, I have our family diamonds stored there, which my White Guard praet...

He is Bip-Bip-Bip...

He dropped the phone, in a hurry. And now I am so worried, suddenly the diamonds are blocked...

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