Med0ff: Today I'll be in such a wild shit that I'll fuck anyone. % of
No one will give you any money, shit.
med0ff: There are a couple of non-lose options )))
Mak$: Take me with you!! to

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A_L_E_X: We are lucky

Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and today my friends and I will try to survive the first day of the week.

She was not a botanist. She just couldn’t write. She had to learn everything!!! to

XXX: Are you ready to go?
YYY : No.
XXX: I too
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XXX: We will break
XXX: The first one too

The admin note:

If the 12-year-old son of the boss goes to the server room: to a big trouble.

In the office:
Matthew: Lena, what about gifts?
See also: Lena! What about gifts?
Dima: She is ignoring you.
Lena : Who?

I complain to a friend that a guy calls me a bug and I try to come up with a name for him, so that he is uncomfortable too.
"blin well call him a zoophile once he sleeps with bugs))))))))))))) I am generally a rabbit with an internship, even my parents call me a rabbit))))) last year the ears gave and roasted)))"

I had one guy in the hospital with a bone fracture. And here, in a person who does not move, the hands and legs begin to become blue. They gathered a consilium and began to investigate it. The problem was solved by the younger nurse who did the injections. Watka and spirits showed that she lining blue underwear.

Dmitry: All, let’s go, I went to sleep:
Anastasia: Let’s kiss: sweet dreams!
And you have sweets:
Anastasia: Let me dream of you
It sounds like a curse.

Thirteen (18:41) :
I did not go to the institute today. and..

Thirteen (18:41) :
I got stuck in the blanket this morning.

Wishes (18:41) :
The argument...

Photo from VKontakte. A man in a coward. At the same time, the content of the cowards looks healthy. Killed the comment:
Arthem wrote: Sanya what did you put there??? I was in the bathroom with you, you won’t take me!

[20:17:05] strygoy: mm latinos are good only in porn
[20:17:12] Asya: ooh
Strygoy: Well in football
[20:18:19] Asya : )))
[20:18:47] strygoy: they shared girls in porn men in football
Isaiah: I am not an expert.
Strygoy: Yes, so I don’t watch football
[20:19:46] Asya: ))))))))))))))

xxx: told the guy about "let it snow" google, he saw the result and immediately began to kill "give me money"

Web: Asians even in Disneyland let everyone sleep
Mulan is the only heroine of a romantic fairy tale who did not find a man but saved the country

BSV: I was painted with Iranian henna.
You no longer have a soul.
Shiko:...but there may be a nuclear program...

A smart girl always knows when to turn on a fool.

A smart girl knows herself to be stupid.

I’m glad I’m stupid for the first time.)

New Year's tree, 150cm, Hawaiian with cloves

XXX: How do you feel about the new interface?
I want only programmers to work on the web.
Xxx :?? to
YYY: Because one of their rules says "All works well? Do not fuck! Do not change anything!"

Artemka: Believe me, Salsa can work smoothly and almost perfectly, you only need straight hands!
Agariba: Ah, it’s that... there’s nothing written about this in my hat... My elbows are bending.