21.12.2012: Be careful with your wishes, they can come true and not necessarily at a convenient time for you.

It’s a bit offensive to admit that my cat has fallen more times this year than I did.

husband: I’ll give you such a gift... yeah... but I’m afraid you’ll break it quickly
Wife: I’d better break it or shed it.

"Authorship "
Li-ion battery life is 5 years.
The counting begins at the time of manufacturing at the factory.

Why do I still have A55 families with a native battery lasting three days? Why is my six-year-old Nokia N73 (also with a native battery) still running a few days on a single charge? What am I doing wrong?

Comments on the film on torrent:

02-July 2011 04:07
I’ve put in a wicked will, but I still remember those triple clicks.

02-July-2011 16:25 (after 12 hours)
I wonder what I wanted to say.

Alexander Alekseev
It turns out that women are constantly demanding something: in life, come up with something, in sex, come up with something, call, tell, entertain. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail, Dear, if you delight me with a rich dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to suck my cock.

I got a new year’s feijoa gift, only it turned out to be some kind of feijoa.
Don’t say that, you’re a girl!
I’ll bring you a try now, and you’ll understand that it’s exactly what I said.

Am I the only one around me who has no stupid fools who believe in the end of the world, who could be divided into a stupid dispute about it?

xxx: heard 31 December end of the year. We will all die.

Citizens of the Russian Federation, who behaved badly in this life, after death get back to the Russian Federation - the end of the world has come, but for us nothing has changed.

XX: You know, after I realized what it was like to really want sex while being a gentleman? When after a great curtain, because of the failure to digest due to lunch in the universe dining room, to my question "I ruined everything, yes" he answered without stopping "no, only air")))

Yesterday I sent a SMS.
XX: I wanted to write a question about when we’re bumping
WOW: What did you write?
XX: the word "when" wanted to write in a simplified form "when"
XX: but not the button on the key and instead of D wrote L.
XX: Do we take the cage?
See also: Role
What did Victor answer?
XX: he said he wasn’t eating shit
What else could he answer...

I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It is"

You are just a cat. and ;)

There are unspread single-composite proposals. For example - "Night...", "Winter..." (the dying voice from the gallery - "Pochemiluga...")

Fight the system! Be a bad guy! Eat a bowl of red caviar right now, not wait for the new year!

From Habr:
Personazhe: The Next Generation Displays
Retina will contain waves
collapsing pixels, which
It becomes visible only when
They are observed. In his absence
The pixels are in
Difference between visibility and
invisibility, thereby preserving
50% of energy.

Xxx: a maximum of 4 cats can be installed in a city apartment according to the planning standard
Yyy : Why?
Xxx: by number of corners in the toilet

Conversation between two colleagues:
How is the new office?
CHC: This female collective has already begun to fuck, the circle is dirty. It is brown and not very visible.
Good that they don’t know you’ve been transparent.
by O_O

You can’t even imagine how sometimes Figo is the only Asian in the company. Especially in the corporation. And when they include the dummy gangnam style!

What do you know about motivation?“My father fed my younger brother (who eats very poorly and little) with the words ‘The world is coming to an end, and you haven’t eaten yet.’