Grandma grows a red burning pepper on the window. My cat, a lover of climbing the windows and biting the leaves on all the flowers, decided to bite the pepper. We watched the cat sitting, chewing, and then running around the apartment at the speed of light with the mouth open for ten minutes. It goes nowhere anymore. never ever. for nothing.

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram: we have failures at work, our services have fallen.
Pornhub: There is nothing wrong with us.

Sometimes the best store is charged.

In the U.S., it’s not so easy to find an unoccupied niche in business, especially if you’re a recent immigrant. Yesterday I met a man who did it. He is an automaker, but repairs only cars hit by the city. Usually such machines are rubbed, aligned capes and roofs and repainted. It costs 5-7 thousand dollars. The majority is paid by insurance, but the owner must pay from his pocket a dedactile (franchise), $ 500 or a thousand.

David learned how to correct the wreaths from the gardens without damaging the paint. Insurance costs twice as much, it does not take anything from the customer and can even make him a small gift. He monitors the news on the Internet and if he sees that in some area of the United States has passed a strong town, then takes a suitcase with the tool, flies there, leases some carpet at the crossroads of major roads and starts working. To live safely all year, he has to repair about 40 cars per season.

With this business model, the most difficult thing is to find these 40 customers in an unknown place. A huge badge over the barracks, ads in local newspapers and the Internet, a fee for distributing its business cards in crowded places help, but not always. Let me tell you the words of David himself.

“Five years ago there was a dead season, for all spring and summer no decent city. Finally, in mid-August one passed in the depths of Texas. I am flying. Around the prairie, from my sarai to the nearest supermarket, an hour and a half drive. People are harsh, do not like strangers, do not read newspapers, do not go to the internet. I sit a day, two, three – no one customer. Finally, one flyer appeared. I drove his car from the top to the bottom, and he too. On Sunday morning he came for the car, I say: let’s note the repair in a good restaurant, I’m catering. He is:
I can’t, I need to go to church.
Then I give him $500 and I say:
Sacrifice for the church in my name.

In the evening he comes: the pastor wants to see you. I say I can’t go to church, I’m a Jew. I really don’t want to leave the workshop. The next day the pastor comes:
You have done a good thing, we will feed a few hungry families with your money. How to thank you? I can write your name on a bench in a church, or plant a tree in your honor, or mention you in a sermon.

I say :
Preaching is good, it is good. Only, please, do not just say “some David,” but “David, who works on such a crossroads and makes cars beaten by the city.”

The Pastor:
Do you repair cars after the city? Only heaven has sent you. The cursed town passed during the Sunday service, all the cars that stood near the church were affected. I will tell about you to all the guests.

The next day I had 37 customers. I made their cars for another month and a half and then for a whole year I didn’t know the grief.”

The buyer! Remember to! By buying an advertised product, it is you who pay for this annoying advertisement that has tainted you!

Yesterday I talked to a friend who works in sales. He told an interesting story:

When metal badges were introduced for staff, everyone was outraged. Benefits, that is, from them - the customer always knows who is sitting in front of him and from the call by name - sales grow.

So here. Posidel thought and issued an order for HRs that name badges would be issued only for good sales and a similar KPI. Gradually, everyone started to walk with the badges, and yesterday the new ones asked HR when they would be honored to wear the badge. The psychology of her mother.

I had a sad story when I was a student. Before the Revolution of the Wall. Created the website of Santa Claus. For me, it was just a fun game at first... More than a thousand people joined me. And so, without adding people wrote. It was then that I realized how many unhappy people of different ages. I corresponded with everyone, listened to people’s problems, their failures and sorrows. They all made me wishes for the new year. And these desires were not in the style of “I want a car” etc. And in the spirit of “to become happy”, “not to be lonely”, “to cry less”. I got enough for a few months, lost appetite, started to sleep badly. He weakened greatly. Just morally did not get out of this, everyone wanted to help, to support. But I just left that page and left. What could I? Just say that everything will definitely go well, believe in your wishes and they will definitely come true. The Pizzeria. I still remember it with bitterness. Pizdjuk decided to just joke, and stumbled upon a terrible reality. In short, a lot of people are just in wild despair. For various reasons. People are all different, someone one situation will not touch absolutely, and someone, the same situation will drive in the corner. And in despair, I want to believe at least in something, be it a guess or Santa Claus. Something that gives a little bit of hope. These are sad things.

There will be no labor tolerance in the Gorbat West until the Black Panther and Pocahontas are played by a white bearded natural!

I mean, I’ve gotten an octavila nac c bpatom na dache. Octavian c deo. He had to go to the deals. We were 8 years old. Thou shalt go, thou shalt go, thou shalt go. The Grandfather Goop:

and Cpi. Path to Path. Shut up at nine.



We are in Babylon. Gone at midnight. Dad wakes up at 8:30:

Shut up at nine.

Aha, my grandfather...



and cpa further. We are at 11. C to C to C to C to C to C. My grandfather’s keys are in the cabin. Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago, Five years ago.

Grandpa and Zafira?

Shut up at nine.



I think, I think, I think, and I think.

Grandfather, we are on the pitch.

and idol. Dinner at CHAC.



have gone. I pissed in pollution. Catch it up.

The grandfather?

Dinner at the cellar.



Pocle shopping in the pech to wait for oxota, až kapul. Unfortunately, they haven’t even swallowed. Capae was caught up. There were two bunkers with a clavicle. Such a wt. Two wocymilettex pacana eli maclo palcami from banok.



I have chats. We’re going to go with CTO. My grandfather is in Mickey Mouse. I make an ecstasy. Khao Khao Khao:

Father, I am not like that. I am a puppy delayer.

Father, keep silent, ask for myth:

Shut up at nine.

“No, Dad, don’t kill me. I am cae.



On the next day, we woke up at nine. That is what I ask. of cuts. Without pics, notations and puppy pics.

In Russia, the penalty industry has outperformed the oil-producing industry in terms of income!

It was in Grodno (Belarus) with a colleague. She separated from her boyfriend and was alone for about a year. Friends advised to get acquainted in the UK with the guy (then there was no badoo and tinder). I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him, I met him. She hints, “I should meet without a dog.” Date at the cafe, everything goes well, take a bottle of wine and go to him. We watched the movie, we drank wine, two o’clock at night and he asks, “What will we do?” She jokes, “Something to play.” He goes to the neighboring room, brings the bowls and they start playing. I could offer clothes, but not. After a couple of parties, she went home. The man was 34 years old.

Xxx: I once changed the computer. The girl was not at all very, but at the moment when Windu agreed to change it seemed that it would pass. And when I saw the hairy legs under a very short shirt, I realized that the installation of the screw should be taken seriously.

XXX: Sorry, but why do the fat have to give in, I don’t understand something?



yyy: lower the center of the mass so that the bus does not turn over at the turn.

Xxx: When my niece was small and went to the garden, they had a girl who ate nothing but potatoes. When the teachers asked her how to feed her, her mother said that you would tell her that it was a potato and she would eat it. She had the idea that it was actually: cakes, cocktails, soup or salad. Potatoes of Van Lave)

As a child, my girlfriend, the daughter of an ambulance doctor, brought a box of medicines to the yard, and we all started playing the doctor. She listened carefully to us, prescribed medications, and we obediently swallowed the pills. I think – and how did we not die then...

What is “Find a Phone?” I found my own.

It was wonderful, the phone was lost and I saw on the laptop as it moved on the map.

I sat in the car and went. Around the arrow - a bunch of people, you need to somehow determine who took.

Finally I went out where there were fewer people, I followed the arrow, I see the gunman entering the entrance, and I go in.

It turned out that the wife took with her in the park and went to the lover.

That’s how I found my phone.

Yyy: A story with a happy end.

The Chairman of the Board today after the meeting said:

A guy came to the interview, a CNC machine operator. The first impression is very positive, all the norms. I give the last clarification:

I did not ask, but why did you resign from the past place?

“Yes...master...Alnik broke, he snapped me, although I was not there for just one day. Well, I was psychotic, the master's mouth was filled and left without calculation. But I stopped them, they will be remembered for a long time.

I didn't get him to work, the guy is strong, and I have a master all the age, they need to be taken care of.

A story from the metacombinate.

The factory. In the mid-1990s, lunch time. A temporary and relative silence.

Here, a tractor goes from nowhere and pulls a piece of 1500 pipes, two and a half meters long. Accordingly, the groove is incredible.

The guard, in the face of one lady, on the passageway was tense. The tube enters the passageway. The first thing requires a pipeline, and there are no papers. It must be said that for the prevention of theft of this amount of protection is due a prize.

The guard had already pretended what the prize would be for her.

I forced the driver to write an announcement and blow the tube. Then let go on all four sides.

A tractor was stolen from the factory.

Reception, Arina, good evening

Alicia, this is the case.

My name is A'R'ina.

In fact, I am cuddling.

It was a joke on April 1. Hanged on a crowded place a sign "do not look up" and blinked out of the window)))) all looked :)))