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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9356
 25.08.2008
The teacher asks:

Name three reasons why you love your job.

June, July and August.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9355
 25.08.2008
Julia (11:46:05 21/08/2008)
I will be with you tomorrow!!!! to

Julia (11:46:11 21/08/2008)
I will have sex!!! to

Julia (11:46:15 21/08/2008)
Will he be???? to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9354
 25.08.2008
Tagged as:
Carol, that was the case. The chair broke. I went to the boss and said I needed a chair. The boss: “You’ve already tortured breaking the chair! In the next month we will buy" I was offended, went to the admin, removed from the table the servacle, put it on the floor, covered it with a cloth so as not to scratch (the servacle is new, expensive, beautiful), sat on it, I sit, I repair the printer. and angry. The door opens, beautiful people come in, ask, “Where is the server?” without thinking, the evil ticking my finger in the APC UPS tower type. They approach the monitor and begin to take data from the server: configuration, OS, software, network configuration, etc. and etc. In short, everything as required. Then they say, “Stop!” I tap the button on the front UPS panel. Everything is extinguished. They say, “Why is it so cruel?”I say, “And you don’t care?”In short, they seal, stick, take away. At the door they say, “Why is this heavy?” I say, “Well, it’s a jump in it!” I sit down and repair the printer.
By the way, they have not yet admitted that instead of the UPS server was removed. I wonder how the case will end? :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9353
 25.08.2008
<Tehnik: artists from 17" monitors make 19", and A4 printers speed up to A3
<Sabotage> Tehnik: Don’t Break My Dream
<Tech >...
<Technik> How do you imagine this monitor?
<Sabotage> Tehnik: you crush the sticker 17" and stick 19"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9352
 25.08.2008
Dear residents. cleaning in your entrance will not be carried out due to the fact that the cleaner is on vacation from 21.08 to 27.08. Dear Jack 4! The residents of this entrance question the existence of the cleaner as such. There are also doubts about the existence of your organization. The residents.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9351
 25.08.2008
She: Did you call me?
and no
I have a village battery.
He is clear.
Why didn’t you call me???? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9350
 25.08.2008
You know, let’s break up.
YYY: Are you out?
HH: So what do I have to answer you? "I sat in front of your attack and took my words back"?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9349
 25.08.2008
Request for Authorization -
Ho from it?
She is a girl ))
and O_O
What do you smoke, what do you smoke?? to
Authorization approved -
She is sick? and ;)
The fact is my brain!! to
(c) DanGer11

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9348
 25.08.2008
The real title of the women’s magazine: "Calculate your IQ and don’t be upset"!
This is...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9347
 25.08.2008
Funny case at night: during the day there was a change in the apartment, as it often happens - not to the end. So, a while later, I decided to leave it and go to bed. In the room 2 beds, one right under the window (since it is hot - the window is opened. above my head. At the foot, next to the bed, a cushion, up to the umbilical height, with five tools-filled boxes in which I broke one leg in the afternoon. Well here. I feel like I am lying in my dreams. My feet hit the tumble. It falls, all the boxes and their contents fall out with a wild thunder. From this rumbling, I and Niipazzo jump out of fear with some foolishness, swing my head around the open window, and falling back on the couch - I feel like I slowly cut off with the thought of "Bla... well, nahuya...".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9346
 25.08.2008
I’m a girl with a very thin set and I’ve never melted, but today my life’s a crack! I walk down the street, chatting with my grandmother with the intention of worshiping money. I am like a good man scratching all the little things from the bottom of the bag, so while I’m digging my grandmother looks at me and says: you’re so thin, you probably have no money for food, I’m not going to take it...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9345
 25.08.2008
Nadejda (15:16:09 20/08/2008)
I paint my hair in Aztec color.

Nadejda (15:17:16 20/08/2008)
while the flow of fingers, breasts, legs and forehead

Nadejda (15:17:45 20/08/2008)
Based on the results obtained, I think the color will be in the nature of azzki!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9344
 25.08.2008
XXX: Greetings at least
yyy : hello )
Q: Do you think you can get rid of me so easily?
Idiot, I don’t even know you.
So let’s get to know you ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9343
 25.08.2008
I bought new shoes! and 8-)
I would be surprised if you bought old shoes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9342
 25.08.2008
Subject: Farewell Letter

Poor people!
Thank God, today is my last day at the SPD.
I pretended to stop pitching here!
I don’t want to thank you all, for nothing. For four years I suffered with you as a slave in the galleries. I saw the main processes from the side and gently say oherela! So much stupidity, ugliness, stupidity and vanity has never been in my life!

You didn’t understand me all these years (or didn’t want to understand me). We could not tolerate each other. And your SAP system is the absolute shit!

No interest, no enthusiasm I had and could not have! I did not find any professional among my colleagues.

We did not agree because the tasks could not be correctly formulated. I am tired of demonstrating to you with the foam in your mouth that you are making harsh demands, that you have neither patience nor enthusiasm!

I want to wish you one thing – go all the fucking! You cannot see harmony like your ears.
And I will not give you, fool, my phone or personal electronics!

without respect,
IRA

P.S Goats to fucking!


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9341
 25.08.2008
I wish you something for my next dream ;)
Palach: is it possible to make a slice?
No, I’m going to be softer! and ;)
Palach: is it softer? Emm, let the earth be powdered to you! ; and

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №9340
 25.08.2008
Lumi: Yesterday I watched the painting (the crossroads of Shefskaya-Korepina) - there is a deep splinter for 5 years... finally decided to throw it apparently. The heavy rain. One Jamsut with the shwarm runs out and chases the shwarm water from the pit, the other Jamsut at this time runs running with the asphalt spade to throw it into the freed pit... there is a catch, the driver is nervously smoking and gasing, because. You need to have time to take the boost, until the water has returned, and roll this asphalt lap... :-D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9339
 25.08.2008
<CH> on the box advertised a man who will hustle the spoon today (like in the matrix) and if you approach the box at this time with a spoon, then you will also hustle O_O
<S> by RTR in 3 minutes
<CH> Thank you * run for a spoonful O_O*
<CH> People!!! I put a spoon on the TV as he asked, and it took off!!! And then in the air was half broken!! Sorry I didn’t sleep :( It’s all true!!! to
<S> I also put a spoon on the TV, and it got hot. and herself!! It is a miracle!!! to
<O> and O> He owes me a spoon, a frame for photos, and a package of Kent4. and :(
<DM> OMG!!! The slice flew and bended! Magic exists, now I will fast and listen to Radio Radonezh!!! to
<DM> And he can’t walk on water?
<L> And I have no extra spoonful. I put a piece of rail. Let him put his trousers on.
<PF> And I recorded a package of wine on the deb deb disk, it will be folded and there will be a fork of wine...
<BS> You’d better write the screw to the disk, GNU's screw’t bother.
<O> is a blunder. My friend had a cat on the TV. Now it is a crapper!
<PH> I put a spoon on the TV, the TV bends, and the spoon says!!! to
<Z> One spoon bends the other. They grow up and run around the room. I’m pulling my teeth, but they all come. What to do?
<CH> The fire of hell helped me.
<B> And I’ve seen it. I need to clean a lot of nails.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9338
 25.08.2008
And the American bourgeois asked what was the main secret of Russian hackers, but the boy did not admit about the shamanic drum.

by Vazek (R)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9337
 25.08.2008
Angel (11:17:34 15/08/2008)
Did I tell you how I was driving by night until 4 o’clock in the morning?
pash (11:18:12 15/08/2008)
In the laundry???? to
Angel (11:18:24 15/08/2008)
The Fucks!

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