She
I kiss your lips, your entire neck, your chest, your stomach.
He is
mmmmmmmmmm
She
My kisses are getting lower and lower.
He is
Continue to...
She
I take him gently in my hands and kiss him.
He is
Who are you taking?
She
Finger on foot.

Preamble: I have a broken leg, and it is wrapped in the plaster. I’m doing love with a girl, there’s some discomfort, of course... Then I think that with a foot in the plaster is still better than with a hand in the plaster – and on the machine I say:
Better than with a hand.
A thoughtful woman:
No one has told me such a compliment before.

-=hWo=- Marco (14:44:31 13/09/2009)
Stage in a friend's house:

==> I’m uGooooo eGooooo from ThyYYYYYYYY...in my new optical target!

Who is knocking at my door?
This is me, Fursenko yours!
I have shattered your house by the trumpet.

> I will answer without Wikipedia - Enzo Ferrari's maximum speed - 0 km / h :)
>> What if he is running?
>> Enzo Ferrari (18 February 1898 – 14 August 1988) will no longer run anywhere.

From a dog forum.

I have a tax. I think the tax has a very unthinked design. Since if the tax is cold, he begins to sneeze, as a result of which he constantly beats his nose on the floor.

The morning. The Office. A young girl enters.
- Hi, I represent the trademark "......"
I can imagine you without clothes :)
10 seconds of dependency. Red and out.

You when "xxx" and "yyy" arranging, at least don’t confuse who who responds to... Read what before sending...
Plus, who is irritated when they suddenly change roles, or talk to themselves...

My name is Alena. But parents and relatives call the loving Lech, apparently by the logic of Alenka-Aleška-Leschka. Ten years ago, I went to Moscow with my brother in an electric car. There are two men sitting next to him and a conversation like this:
I met a girl, her name is Dima.
- Well, what, the usual Bulgarian name, let’s say, her name would be Leša.
I smiled at myself and went on. After a while, my brother said to me, “Lesha, give me water.” I stretched out the water to him, I looked at the guys, they looked at me with such eyes, they were obviously in a shock.

The ability to cook makes a woman 1.5 times more beautiful. Increase the breast size by 1.

The Chairman of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg just announced on television: “Coffee for me is male, as it has always been.”

In response to:
I don’t understand why Lenin at the age of 52 was Lenin’s grandfather, and Putin at the age of 52 a young and energetic leader.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Putin without a beard

The Tunger:
For two and a half months now, my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much more we will have.)

~Ferry ~ :
And the month doesn’t bother the fuck?

The Tunger:
She didn’t have them yet.)

~Ferry ~ :
O_O

The Tunger:
This is crazy!!! to

I buy the products in Ramstora and I see this picture:
A blonde who looks at her runs to her.
The dialogue:
One is wow! by LENKA! Hi to you! You are where?
2: It is overwhelming!! I am in Ramsar.
1: Is it okay? I too!

YYY: “The eating of corpses on the battlefield is contrary to Article 15 of the Geneva Convention.”
It is abnormal, is it?

The girl in contact wrote =))
If you cannot distinguish the color of your hair from the color of your mind, then you are a stupid child.and "

I will go to look for the color of the mind, smell the glass, put a little sunlight in the bag, hug the air and squeeze the water from under the crane!

BendHand ‎(13:53):
Ahaha Ilya at a friend's wedding pushed his grandmother,
No matter what she said about the bucket)))

I love him so much. He is a boy. I’m looking for him, I’m looking for him... And I’m finding one of the tiles.

Film "The Mind Seeks a Friend"
Very vital...

The student. 1 the course. A couple on the tower. Preponja considers some example on the board, gets some expression to divide by zero and decides further. Then he looks at us, suddenly silent, and so kindly says, "What, in school, was it not allowed to divide by zero? Now you can!"

If a fool begins to solve a problem, the problem becomes two.
(Author of the Orthodox)