Tell me, what’s good about you?
and appetite.

Oh fuck...
The wife of the general brought me...
The foot!!!!! to
In it on the old-Russian invitation to Dr. Chief in the Izmailov Kremlin in the Russian folk costume!!!! to
Next Saturday is fucking!!! to
There was no sadness and corporations for two years.

*crimento cuts on the sides >_>
crimento: what did I do that Yandex.direct offers me military unmanned aircraft?
XXX: They hint that you have already fled.
Crime is fucking.
Crimento has gone offline

The nephew called, asked to dictate, by the letters as the word Pony is written. She can’t write, but she knows the letters on the keyboard. She dictates, she writes in a search engine, and looks at cartoons. Her mother did not allow her to watch the cartoons. This is how the new kids get through the system.

The basis of the conflict between fathers and children is that parents enjoy the rights of adults, often without fulfilling their duties, and impose on children the duties of adults without giving them the respective rights.

xxx: In all Greenpeace countries, they give offsets (hundreds of thousands of dollars) so that they don't get caught up about the ecology and don't organize actions like this.
YYY: I wonder how many our countries have given?? to
From 10 to 15 years :D

I received a text message today from an unknown number, with the classic text: Igor, hello, this is my second number.

He: Oh, what a smart girl I got!
She is: Yi Yi

My husband makes a wireless headphone from the phone, I drink tea next to him.
I hear - the cell phone in the room is ringing, I go to answer, and this husband - checks hearing.
I asked him, “Why are you calling me?” My house! We are burning! Come for lunch tomorrow when he is at work.
I shake a little and go back to the kitchen.
Man: Who was calling?
I: - Girlfriend, we agreed with her to have lunch in the cafe tomorrow.

So we live. Tomorrow I’ll go swap with him.

A breakup with a girl is like butterflies in your stomach.
zzz: Deceased in salic acid

<gohdan> tested heating, tested
<gohdan> checked, checked
<gohdan> filled, filled
<gohdan> and still bleat as they started to melt, it broke
<gohdan> the secret of water

The case when someone else’s stupidity doesn’t annoy, but just delights is when you play cards for money.

I am 23 years old, came to my father in a visit, he catches a bottle of champagne bought in the shell 'home perignon' :
When will we drink it?
- daughter, well here the reason is needed, so at your wedding and we will break up (seeing my sad expression of the face), but you are not sick, it is Eternal :))
That’s the infection, fucking ?

Dmitry: Bath throw out the computer
Take care of your wife.
by Ivan )
Ivan: I have already married that she might still need me.

With the cry "raise the boat!!!" Mom stretched the liana on the balcony, on which hanged my family members ))

He said, “Have you cut your hair?
She: How did you notice it?
He: That would be a logical explanation for why you want to talk on Skype rather than on the phone.

Sarovbusinessbank has unveiled a new product: "CHESNOKredit". I don’t know what this garlic is, and whom it controls.

I decided to clean "Friends" VTentakli. There were about 300 people. With the scream "This is SPARTA!", everyone flew out of the contact list. There are 60 people. I thought, and with the words: " And these me in real life brain eat" removed the page. This is what I call "remove a couple of extra people"

In the morning, in a very realistic dream, I tasted sandwiches with red and black caviar. The taste, the smell, the texture – as it is! I slept at work. The alarm clock did not ring for an unknown reason. I probably regretted.

Shoes in October? You won’t see that in our town.

On the spotlight stands a girl in a half-shirt and boots, which is held by a guy in a T-shirt, shorts and sandals.
Both argue amusingly who of them is the bigger fool, they ended up agreeing that both.