To the note of the RPC: it turns out, Jesus did not have a SUV, he did not turn a fist, and he did not dress like a clown.

The Revenge says:

A criminal case was initiated against 40-year-old Irina Terehova, accused of giving bribery in the amount of 50 thousand. for her son to be taken into the army."

<Christopher Robin> must be squeezed
<Datura Pyromonta> What, the fingers are interwoven? :D
Christopher Robin> Deoxyribonucleic acid. It is not) )

Call to home. I take a phone. There a young man offers me (calling by name) to connect to an internet provider. They now have action and generally excellent conditions.
I am : me?? to
He is: you.
I am... no?
He is: Yes.
I: (after the break) And let’s go!
He was very pleased. I asked him to tell me again about their tariffs, terms of connection. What he gladly did. Then we discussed the convenient time for me of the master's arrival to wire the cable and connect. Then I wrote the address, the floor. Everything seems to have been agreed.
He had already wanted to hang the phone, but I said I had another, last question.
I: Tell me, and with the first cable, what will we do? And nothing that I have had a regular annual subscription with C...net over the last few years.
He said, “Are you already a subscriber to us?
I : Of course.
He: Thank you for calling.
I am :?? to
He hanged the phone.

Discussion at work how managers got the "white collars" of the management company in Moscow with their dumb queries, reports, etc. We came to the conclusion that Kutuzov was tired of this too at his time, the moment turned, he took advantage of it...

xxx: 40 Watts, used at AMD and more helpful, if you understand...
I had Pentium D.
YYY: This is all said.
YYY: When I launched the eclipse, winter was summer.
Zzzz: I also have a warm room :)
ZZZ: 80 degrees
This is not a bathroom, it is a bathroom.)
YYY: Living though
I burned three moms.
Yyy: Everyone has a diagnosis - microcrackles
yyy: it was the middle of the 2000s, the ordinary office body, the ceiling recorded about 120 degrees
yyy: I froze the ice in the summer and crush it in a bowl in front of the air drain.
I changed it once every hour.
YYY: When my windshield loaded, the windows of neighboring houses were sealed.
YYY: Once when I archived the series on the flash, scientists noted global warming by 5 degrees
YYY: Every time I compiled the project, a penguin family in Antarctica was left without a nest.
I think Chuck begins to envy you.
I came home to burn my breakfast.
yyy: I gave my processor to scientists, and eventually it was the basis of ITER

by JJ

Today there was not enough pills, and I had to migraine by orgasm. Orgasm, when you have migraines, is a time-consuming and very ungrateful thing. I don’t want anything, fantasies don’t work. Hot blacks confusedly smoke in the side and offer to pour a cup. Devastating nuns fatiguedly bring in order a fairly abandoned garden, and occasional dangerous strangers finally decided to perform all their tasks and do not respond to calls. And the other, and the other.

XXX is:
Do not get distracted by Cyrus. What is there in the hooks?
YYY :
The hook was in 2008.

Zuckerberg has promised to create a “You don’t like the show” button on Facebook.

by Geektimes
And with the development of the Internet, our focus has shifted from the study of space to the creation of consumer products. Humanity wanted flying machines, and it got 140 characters.

Fuck you, the suffering kickboxer, go to that bad boy who is waiting for a full humanitarian initiative from women and try to exchange!

I have to buy a battery.
Wife: Do not do it!

My father tells me. He has lived for thirty years at six stops from the subway station - a quarter of an hour by bus, 20 minutes on foot. Not long ago he went to work. He got out to the stop, and the bus had already departed and got into a traffic jamming. I thought I would knock on him... I looked, spit, went to the next stop to sit there.
Several buses crashed in the same traffic jams. Arrived at the stop. Thinking that I was lazy to wait, I went to the next. and further. After the third - decided to cut the courtyards and get to the subway.
Then the father pauses and continues:
“You know, when all the mayors of Moscow promised me the metro in step-by-step access, I never thought it would be realized this way.

StrangeAttractor @StrangeAttractor

What is the name of the level between junior and senior?
As far as I understand, “junior” is absolutely without experience, and “senior” is a veteran hardened in combat. What between them?

ks_ks @ks_ks

to disappear. and :)

After 16-year-old Bryanna Denson, a resident of Fayetteville, made a selfie of explicitly sexual content for her young man last fall, the Chamberland County Sheriff’s Office saw in her actions two sexual crimes against herself and arrested it in February of this year.
The stone:
If this is true, I’m even afraid to imagine the further fate of a teenager caught for masturbation before the age of sexual consent.

An interesting fact: it is believed that about 70% of people are influenced by the opinion of the majority, and about 30% have their own opinion. Oh, how pleasant to have your own opinion thought 99% of readers.

Good luck for people with allergies to black caviar! They can do so all their lives and consider themselves completely healthy.
Glad to see you alive, fool.
Wow: and still you should have thought about your pollen allergy before traveling to the village

From the news: Ukrainian communal workers ran into the asphalt of the departure bridge in Nikolaev. As a result, the missile cruiser and the naval guard ship, not waiting for a free passage, sailed.

X: Modesty adorns a girl. What kind of girl is your humble girl?
Y: The one who loves in the dark on the first date, not in the light.

and 12 nights. Correspondence with the client:

The Client:
Yes, I think if we do it together, it will be, first of all. Immediately you can see how it looks on the monitor and, secondly, it will be faster - I think. You will be comfortable - you can do so. I can somewhere from 11.30 or 12.00 - within an hour and from 21.00

I am :
It is wonderful. Come at 11:30 and start.
If it’s not difficult, call me at 11, I’ll be ready.

The Client:
) ))))
well
Wake up :D

I am :
most likely)
But my wording is better)