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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9336
 25.08.2008
I came to work from a hammer... borrowed, received a pedof from the chief, worked like a horse, a tired shopper, went for lunch, a time schedule for me and a weekend...
c) Gera

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9335
 24.08.2008
Before you have to set real goals, to realize the unrealistic there are subordinates.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9334
 24.08.2008
He greeted
She is Hello
They didn’t wait for the dogs.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9333
 24.08.2008
XXX: I worked in an advertising agency. When filling out the questionnaire I encountered the question "what are you willing to donate for work?"
xxx: wrote "cut my leg", I’m waiting for a call :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9332
 24.08.2008
This is how ancient technically advanced civilizations spoke more and more with smiley in their asses - and as a result, the Egyptians got the hieroglyphs from them.
XX: Well, and there are noises different.
xxx: scientists decrypt sitting - and they are not aware that this is a stupid smiley!
YYYYYYYYY
xxxh: yes, mostly variations on the topic of "yyyy" and other hygykany. They are just so developed.
Then, as civilizations fell, their comps broke, they sat in the caves and continued stupidly on the walls, because they did not know another way of calculating.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9331
 24.08.2008
Oh yeah! The commentator ignited: our runner - a good guy, done well! Standing to the end!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9330
 24.08.2008
I watched the movie yesterday, one dialogue pleased:
How many of them were? The Five?
and six. Three men and one woman.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9329
 24.08.2008
Will you go with us to celebrate the New Year with the mouse in the cottage?and ;)
YY when?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9328
 24.08.2008
X: I went to Serom today, I made him an inet
Y is Hunt! :D
X is sugar)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9327
 24.08.2008
He: What flash to give you, or will you just say a pink?

What are you holding me for a blonde? I am not a complete fool!! I have a Giga 3 buy.

He said: Mda... Better said the rosary...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №9326
 24.08.2008
I go to the metro. Directly in front of me, near the exit, there are two: a healthy hairy loose all in the iron and a fragile, careful girl. Both in the headphones, from which the chaotic heavyweight is spread, something reminiscent of Leontiev's longing twists. The stop. The girl hurriedly leaves the car, the guy stays... I continue to listen to Leontiev in horror... 0_o Where is the world going?
Annie

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №9325
 24.08.2008
Abram without hermole that Ivan without a half-liter

Nick Blue

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9324
 24.08.2008
The Winter. of Kiev. The high speed tram.

I come back late in the evening from the "golek", but sober).

The tramway is half empty, all working, peaceful, all tired.

At one of the stops the tram stops, and the driver polite asks.

Everybody leaves the wagons. Type "bla-bla tram is not right, move

to the next.”

Everybody goes out. Whatever ends, don’t get into it.

The truck driver is a damaging aunt.

She didn’t get out of the tram, but started shouting loudly, “What is this, people,

is done? I paid for the trip and I was asked to leave.” The Driver

several times already more persistently asks everyone to leave the wagons, and the aunt

More and more furiously cries in response that she will not go anywhere, but will

“Sit down to the evil enemies.” People on the platform are trying.

Imagine your aunt, indicating that the next tram is already standing behind.

After a five-minute quarrel with the “harmful aunt”, all

understand that the option is flexible and begin to persuade the driver to carry "k

“Damn,” this “traffic,” because the tram has already arrived from behind, and everyone wants it.

Sit down and move on.

Angry by the aunt driver, scratching his teeth, dampens into the cabin, closes

the doors. The tram is touching.

Now the apocalypse.

When the first and second wagons pass through the platform, the tram suddenly

Slow and stop. Everyone present turns.

Head to see what happened.

The doors of the first wagon and... by a short arc of doors open.

The “harmful aunt” flies out and the plasma falls into the swarm. Following her high.

The trajectories are followed by two aunt bags.

The door closes and the tram leaves.

............

People who just entered the platform were very surprised why it was.

standing on the platform passengers applaud friendly to the leaving in the frosty

The night tram.

The curtain.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9323
 24.08.2008
In the new ketchup "Baltimore" twice as many spots against "Vanish".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №9322
 24.08.2008
On vacation Vova went to the town of childhood Minusinsk. His school friends met him there. On this occasion, they bought the most delicious vodka and flooded the hottest bath. We went four. The hot guys ran out of the bathroom and plunged into the sink of specially prepared snow. The cow! After another swim in the snow, the noisy company ran, poured vodka, well...??? Someone is missing. whom? The WOW!
They went out on the street: "Wow! We are!"
Oh, I am here! A terrible whispering voice came from somewhere under the ground.
Next to the swarm was a well, which Vova blindly took for the second swarm. And then dive.
When friends ran, they saw a terrible picture - the naked Vova hanged, although it is unknown what behind the iced walls of the well.
Three naked men on the frost pulled out of the well of their comrade. Naturally, after pulling Vova out, everyone immediately ran to the bathroom to warm up. with shaking hands. Oh well!! Someone is missing...who? The WOW!! to
They went out on the street: "Wow! We are!"
The quiet, chilling, unceasing mat was their answer.
When everyone ran to the bathroom, Vova was the last. He grabbed the metal pen of the bathroom door. and Prilep. Well, it is understandable that when everyone ran out for the second time, the naked, frozen Vova was also imprinted by the door.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9321
 23.08.2008
Kosoi > my anal became wider.. immediately became so noticeable
Bombas Torn > oh!
Lithuania > * channel

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9320
 23.08.2008
A good acquaintance in the states left, we play with him in one online toy..this is what he writes from there:
"..Bolee veseli fact - igrayu s
raboti (rabotayu v fast food) Where did you go to play??? Do not guess...
s kassi - tut kassa s sensornim monikom vot i ya spalil 4to ona podklu4ena k
inetu - so 4to.."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9319
 23.08.2008
My girlfriend told me. There are two people sitting in the same office. She went somehow to them, and they had a microscope on the table:
Do you have a microscope?
Without looking at it, you can measure.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9318
 23.08.2008
But happiness is there... it’s there ? and it doesn’t matter what a waffle cake is.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9317
 23.08.2008
I watched the Olympics this weekend!!! to
YYY: The money is over?
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