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XXX: How do you treat equality?
YYY: As a man will say, it will be. here here. And you?
XXX: Get married to me.
She is:
I ended up feeling for you, you can congratulate me.)
He is:
Congratulations to. Pleased with myself.
The news is terrible.
Six candidates for deputies from "United Russia"
Who is this man?
Call by mobile:
You are where?
In the garage.
How long will you be there?
Three hundred grams.
violet
Imagine the home phone is ringing, I am running to the kitchen, I am picking up the phone, hello, my grandfather is on the wire. Grandfather to me with the same question, the type that I call.. I say I didn't call it you, he also called me the same... well, so far.. I think there is such a crack.. maybe the mob picked him think, and he decided that it is I call... well ok.. then I sit thinking what I didn't ask when grandfather comes home, I call him on the mob already from his cell phone- grandfather says I've been home for a long time- in his room sits (!!!!) I hadn’t even heard him come home! I arrived about an hour ago and I was already home!!! And now we remember the situation when the housekeeper called - that means someone called us, I took the phone in the kitchen, grandfather in the room - and here we talk to him - you called me! It was you who called me!!" and the person who actually called there in shock is sitting)))))))))))))))))))))))))) ahahahah))))))))
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27.09.2011
That fragile miniature mouse, which I so carelessly threw in the university corridor "ey, mouse, let’s get acquainted", turned out to be my logistics preem. Now I know what the expression "fail under the floor" means.
There is a small market in the metro. Dialogue between the grandmother and the police officer. Or rather a monologue:
You are the roof, you are the problem!! to
Police: Okay okay okay
I download the classic of the cinematographer - the film "Nosferatu", Germany, year of release 1922. I was pleased with one comment:
"fuss...film-foolishness...foolishness unbearable...which is just mega-0.3 megapixel removal...I have a Siemens M65 better shot)and also in color..."
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27.09.2011
I have a strange acquaintance who says, “Happy Way” when washing in the toilet.
Heating has been discussed.
Rogue: Parnisha said he would be injured when minus ten
Rogue: And the physicist added - survivors
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27.09.2011
In Russia there are two new eternal things: the president and the mortgage.
d0lboiob: If I had such a computer, I would never get married...
Aisid: 40 years later I imagine) iPhone 45 – Apple berries again!
In Prachupkhirikhan rescued a hundred Pangolins.
Where is it??? of whom?? to
From a conversation in the office: -Do you know why the boss chairs are so large and black? That the back creates around a person like a frame of a demotivator.
Detector: I’m really good here.
Detector: Although it was noticeably cold
Detector: The man who reads us the world economy said it is the breath of the winter session
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A few days ago, a programmer came to visit me. Two men who have not known each other before. They were sitting, crawling, having fun with what the degrees called, or somehow. One designs the submarines, the other is an employee of the CUP.
Looking at them, I understood the reasons for many things.
by Vladimir 18:10:39
translation...what for gay porn has stuck me on the wall, perverse?
Serena 18:17:37
So you see the name??? A man with an Iroquois ?
You did not like it? ?and ((
by Vladimir 18:18:00
So I knew you had a little bit of mystery ;)
Why do you go on such websites?
I opened the link late at work, I did not expect from you so ugly
Now the sellers think I need to be careful.)
I told them this morning that if they don’t work properly, I’ll fuck them all out.
Then on the monitor burned the website.
are now afraid
The windows wipe and they look at me.
The girl tells the order in which she pays attention to the appearance of the guys.
D: I have shoes.
A: The bag
D: Then to Grow
D: Then on the roast
D: in the hands.
D: type there dirt should not be under the nails
D: Later on Stage
D: If it suits me.
D: I know it’s gay
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X. It’s the first time I see so many foolish people. Imagine, after the guests cleans the spoonfuls and forks with paper...
Y. Well and what?
X is. No happiness!