of Rostov. Today I am going to work on one of the Central Prospects.

A childish interruption. Benefit in the extreme left. In front of me Gazelle.

of cargo. And here between us clings a hidden car.

A carpet and a carpet on the roof. Okay, let’s go on. and here

Gazelle driver, apparently charged with traffic jams and heat (we have now under

+40C) unfolds through a double consistent, intending to drive into

in the opposite direction. The hoisters see all this apparently in the full affix,

but completely quietly handed out to the matyugalnik: - The driver of the gazelle medal

For the courage. Slow down at the side - now we deliver!

We have such humorous inspectors.

In Poland a holiday: ten missiles were promised to them by the Americans and one -

The Russians.

Naima is urgent! The survey. 2 phrases that can divorce a man for sex.
Norvin: Go piffa drink, go traxamso.

I canesha all understand, I saw a lot, but going through at 12 o'clock at night by the cemetery, and going there to spill, to meet my acquaintance there FRIEND... It was indescribably simple...

A friend calls and gives the phrase:
My computer broke.
So what broke?
I do not know...
Let me see?
“I can’t invite you home, strict dad.
So what do you offer?
You can tell me what broke up...
Immediately submitted advertisement: "Repair of comps by photo. Fast, anonymous, cheap..."

XXX is
Look a little further from your nose.

YYYY
(I woke up and went to see what was next to my nose.)

XXX is
Lana to you.

YYYY
(I’m writing a book "Life Beyond My Nose. Fantasy or Reality?")

XXX is
Oh wow! Is it possible to have a name copy with an aftograph?

YYYY
I will publish a series of books:
How to look beyond your nose. Ophthalmologist advice"
Treatment of illnesses by looking beyond your nose. Traditional Recipes "
The salvation of the world, or how to look beyond your nose, is combined with the dogmas of the RPC. Advice from the priest"

Why are you early today?
Mimiru: Escaped from work * pleased as a tank *
CARE: =))))))))))))))
Caution: How is it? Maybe as a tank?
Mimiru: Have you ever seen happy tanks?
No, I did not have to =)
Mimiru: Okay, then happy, like black screws on a white dish :)
Caution: O_o...
You seem to have been fired from work for health reasons.

Oh the state! First you took the rights, then the freedoms, then the intellect, the honor and the conscience, the faith, the hope and the pride... to curl, return at least the hot water!! to

The film is "Specially dangerous":
"- Many Centuries Ago Guild Woven!!! He opened the secret language of painting. Did the thread break out of the foundation?
Is it marriage?
No, it is a code. If the thread lies at the top, it is a unit, if at the bottom, it is zero. This is how the name of the future victim is coded..."
Next, they show a paper with a ready-made code that looks like an eight-bit encoding of the letters of the Latin alphabet. The encryption resembles something painfully familiar and in a second you realize that everything you knew about the development of high-tech before that is not true, since the MULTIVETY encryption of the guild is represented by the most genuine ASCII code.

<Sky> A friend told me... He is somehow in the subway and suddenly stops on the floor of the road. Standing for 5 minutes, then the man somehow jumps up and the driver's call button is used and the oret, such as the type "no go, harre stand". What the mechanic after a while answers: "Not a man, I broke the wheel" O_o The whole car in the wheel

<Macass> who will tell you how Debbie Shmot group is written in English?

At the initiative of George W. Bush, a new organization-analogue to the G8 will be created, it will include Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Ukraine, Georgia, Poland and it will be called the “Great Six”.

EvGenius> I understood why girls need "let’s stay friends". I have them, because we are friends.

<Get>
My dignity is my chest.

Mervin
The main?

Mervin
What about the head?

<Get>
The hair is nothing.

A woman who allows herself to raise her hand on a man automatically loses the status of a woman and acquires the status of a sparring partner.

by Jormann
That was sick.

GreenR
Seriously sick?

by Jormann
Soup broke

GreenR
Thro?

Anna has finished school!!"Victorova joined the group "NAHUY STUDENTS FROM CONTACT!"

Dear Russian journalists.
Stop quoting quotes from Basha and transforming them into anecdotes! I said everything

XXX is
Noah call me.
YYYY
Why Why?
XXX is
Check something
YYYY
I am not drunk!
XXX is
) ) )
XXX is
I think the bell clocked.
XXX is
Here you burned.

The scenario of the destruction of mankind:
2037 - holographic video; the technology of microscopic black holes in earth conditions is mastered;

2038 - successful experiments on the separation of consciousness from the body and its placement in virtual reality; production on underwater aqua farms 20% of all food;

2039 – creation of artificial uterus for breeding infants, the first human incubators;
c) found on the net
...

2040 – Artificial intelligence watched the movie “The Matrix” and thought about it.