I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early.
In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

Graduate of Economic Faq. In the service shop, he always orders two halves of the portion of borst. Asked the poet, the answer:
There is one portion of borst with two portions of cream.
Five years of study were not bad.

I came from the institute, turned on the computer, found a clock record with the sounds of the sea and went to sleep, woke up after half an hour in horror from the scream of cups)))

Title on film.ru: "Megan Fox will play a winged circus attraction".
I think the expression "a winged circus attraction" is very suitable as a censorship synonym for "the unknown fucking shit".

On the street, a quick step, almost a run, mother and son go. They are rushing to kindergarten or school. Mother on the go, stumbling, asks: "What? What have you done? Repeat, I didn’t hear...", the boy pauses, repairs the hats that came to his eyes, protrudes his chest and proudly, with joy, answers: "I’m in love!"

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We have done so many couples.
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I sit with the schedule, I cut it off.

What I heard on the radio: Beautiful fifty cent! Large muscles, wide jaw, hands to knees. It is the dream of every unmarried monkey. Respect for you, you’ve shaken your heart. :D

After the evening news on the 2nd channel "Good night, kids!" show. There are some Bibigon, some Oksana and Phil. Phila and Bibigon travel into space. They ask Oksana: "What do we take with us on a space trip?"
Oksana advises them to take a compass.

Q. How do we live with our children? 0 O...

Timpani2 is crazy!! Advertising: the restaurants of Ipatievo!!!! to

Caliber: F of shame!!! to

From the news:

The resident of Kazan Sergey Menshikov received from the GIBDD a penalty receipt with photo-video recording data for driving around the settlement at a speed of 277 kilometers per hour. At the same time, the driver was driving a used VAZ-21099, which according to passport data can not develop a speed above 160 kilometers per hour. This was by the "Russian newspaper".

warrant: it's crazy to be friends with fools, you always seem so clever in their background :)
No, it’s crazy to be friends with the smart and learn a lot for yourself.
That’s why we are friends :)
The cake: Cage!

The Foreign Forum:
Previously, the Baltics were the face of the Soviet Union, now it is the ass of Europe.

QuickDim: Better to be an unrecognized genius than an acknowledged idiot.

My husband in the store:
Do not forget to buy condoms.
M: Fuck... 80r in 3 times.
I wonder if someone gives you cheaper?

You are bored!
How boring am I? I am the most joking at the department.
Do you work at the cemetery?

In his blog, Zhirinovsky raised the topic of the new norms of the Russian language. One of the comments:

Changes in Russian language:
in Putin’s office.
Vladimir Vladimirovich, Fursenko has come to you.

Matt: of course, the idea of appearing on the first day at the military department to some man more representative of the "three stars, two stripes" was not very good and I did not like the painting, but he now remembered my name, and I learned that three stars and two stripes are "colonel's friend".

<xxx> I went here to the drug dispenser, a reference to the rights to receive
<xxx> and the march on this day was the day of the narcologist
Aunt, with one hand hiding a bottle of vodka behind her back and the other relying on the door, thought for a long time, then pointed a bottle of vodka to some cabinet, there was a man sitting in a coat, but so good. I put the stamp on the table, then normally in the certificate, said nothing.
<xxx> Worse than the day of the police.

First of all:
I spend an average of €100 a month on games and apps for my iPhone 3G.
I am German. The student. I have 780 euros a month.
My future salary as a chemist starts at 5,400 Euro.
Anyone else will have questions, why do I buy everything legally and why do I hate hacking and installing?
Respect for Apple!

Secondly :

I spend an average of 0 copies a month on games and apps for my iPod 2G.
I am Russian. The student. The scholarship is 1100 rubles per month.
My future salary... fucking, I would find a job at all...
Who else will have questions, why am I, like most Russians, betting all the hacked?
You have to have Apple... they’ve already eaten =)

A man selling a toothpaste in an electric car in the morning issued:
Why is it more expensive in the market? There are problems in the market and everything is stable in the electricity.