Intercepted from the conversation between a police officer and the detainee.
Police officer: No, well, I know how to steal a fan and oatmeal, but the cowards why should they steal?
They are worth two hundred hryvnia! Would you not take it?

A conversation between two friends:

Everyone wanted to ask, what song do you call on your mobile phone?
You will not understand.
Why is that suddenly?
Wau Noo... This is a non-canonical fanatic creation, with a completely fictional language.
A version of how the hymn of the Romulan Empire might sound.
Hoh what?
Wow, I said...

I will call you back in an hour.
Better I’ll call you.
So let’s go in 2 hours...

Where did you see men? It’s time to get it in the Red Book.
mainly around the eggnoses, dreaming of spraying the seed without commitment.
and...
You forgot to write: "and grandmothers, dreaming not of a family, but of a new iPhone and the opportunity not to work".

Girls, let’s be honest – if your husband rushed to the hospital to his ex to arrange her hospital home and pay for her expenses, would you not give him a wild scandal about it?
– – – – –
Do not confuse the girl with the TP. He is in the hospital and he is not well. Yes the former. Who said you don’t feel the same?
If my current (second) wife throws a scandal over the fact that I have paid the necessary attention to a person who is indifferent to me, then I will be very surprised: in our family (each of the second in account) there are no such claims, other people are often good people, they can also be helped and not necessarily hate them fiercely. Good understanding and good half.

by 3dnews. Comments on the news about the announcement of Windows 10:

Two good news:
Win 9 is free.
2 but it will not be. It will be Win 10!! to

In the store there are strange prices. I suspect it is a clever marketing move. At least I am now studying the whole range carefully after the "Paste of the King’s Liver" appeared on the showcase. All in all, the liver paste produced by the city of Korolev, and what an effect! A sandwich with salmon.

Prehistory: We have two IP-ATS in the office (historically it has been), two types of phones (Cisco and D-Link) are used, and the numbering on the ATS is also different.
History: A message arrives to the entire office: "Some employee in connection with the move to another room changed the phone number... bla bla bla...". It becomes interesting - because the phone number is not attached to the office. I write to admin:
The HHHH:
I don’t know how it is connected to moving and changing the number.
YYYYYY:
)) I dropped the phone dlink when carried on the tractor, and it stopped loading )
YYYYYY:
Others did not have to put the cisco.
The xxxx:
You won’t argue about moving. It is :)))

Question of
Crossword - "Flight from underground
The Earth" (The mentioned word
The Growth). Admitted letters
A. After a little
My wife is confident
He writes undercover. ? to? to
Why undercover? Answered
Just awesome!
Prisoners when they want.
to escape, they
They make a scourge in the earth,
Then they go into it and
Escape from the underground
The earth!
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Once I saw a friend on the table a scanword, in which on the question - "What did Aramis change his musketeer coat?" - the answer was written with a hard hand - shit.
The most salty is that the first letter was just missing to a whole word, the rest were unthinked... Seeing my wild rust, a friend was upset, - what was wrong? Aramis was still a fool!

The fucking. Man was distracted. He was taken out in the snow. They probably pulled their legs straight on the rocks. He was wiped out with his own blood, so the blood is splashing out of his body.
Does he need a recording, at what time exactly was the burn imposed?
==== is
Exactly necessary. Because otherwise, in addition to the wounds from "spidorassilo" he can also catch the gangrene of the incorrectly clogged limb. Even with amputation.

Women spend most of their alimony not on their children, but on themselves. Their husbands do not pay them so as not to pay for the life of the woman with whom they have separated.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Correctly, she has a salary of 15 thousand (really acceptable salary in our city, "especially for women"), he - up to 20. He lists such an honest 25%, and instead of keeping a baby on them, she went to buy clothes for those 5000! All of us are so wealthy. The child is to contain - pennies, and the alimony is ripped off.

You shouldn’t talk to Google either.
Leha: "beyond" and "Google" are not compatible.
Sergey: It was compatible with everything.
Sergey: a cross-shaped bead.

Protesters in Hong Kong spent the night searching for a monument to Lenin that could be demolished.

I need to sleep more.
He pulled out of the refrigerator, laid it on the table and went into the room.
After 15 minutes I come to the kitchen, I see that the peelings are not ready yet, I go to the room.
I check in 15 minutes. Not ready, they lie on the table.
It came to me for the fourth time.

Here is this:
"If the paint in the cartridge is over, it is impossible to scan the document!!! This is me now the boss, the lady with higher education proved! by the way, the radio phone for a long time on the base too can not be left - it will burn!charged - take off!"

You’t be wise, thumb. For example, HP has MFI models that refuse to do anything at all if the toner is out. The same problem occurs with them when installing a non-original toner cartridge.

here here :
Less than the Prince of Monaco.
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I don’t know what the problem is with a girl who hasn’t had anyone for a year.
I can say about myself. Fuck them with the princes. It doesn’t matter what kind of money, car or other stuff. Yes, even the appearance does not decide.The other thing is when you feel comfortable with a person. You can talk, they will laugh. It is nice to spend it a short time before. Because when you are ticked in the face with their biceps, car, they do a couple of standard compliments and that’s all. Even the angry desire that exists is rejected.

Boy, what...
I did not understand.
“I meant that Michael’s deed is admirable, as it corresponds to the highest moral and will quality of Michael as a gentleman.

X: Tan, I am sick, I am so sick, sorry for me!
Natasha, you are so pitiful!

From the email spam: "And if you are lazy to move, you can order sports equipment with home delivery!"

by Holly

One day my ex-wife blamed me that I was (! Not her grandson, but I) I get from her son a good alimentation

What I answered.
To make sure your daughter lives on the same amount of money as these alimony.

insulted