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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118433
 14.09.2015
Cut off the light. The husband took a solar battery to charge phones and other electronic stuff, but the battery quickly gave the available energy, and from the darkness of the night refused to charge. Then the engineer pretended that a burning wax candle was also a photon transmitter. He placed the battery near the candle, covered the farm with foil so that the light would not run away, and sat next to this iconostasis waiting for the solar battery to be charged.
For the first time in my life, I saw a picture of how the technology is tried to charge with the force of fire.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118432
 14.09.2015
and rediski:
Pornography is the only true information on the Internet. I promised two breasts, please, two. Not one and not three like the analysts of the RBC. They promised frictions - get it, sign up. Everyone else is lying!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118431
 14.09.2015
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. I am not surprised. He probably just designed the perfect chair chair for his patients as he sees it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118430
 14.09.2015
"School of work". I actually have everything.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118429
 14.09.2015
Friday night in WoT
Combined in RK:

No, beer with cancers is great, but cancers with beer is just shit of some sort.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №118428
 13.09.2015
Announcement from the VK:...I will give in good hands the LITROVU BANKU SMORODINNEGO VARENIA. Varenje tasty, sour, educated, does not bite, does not swallow, does not pull out the snail, bread does not dissolve, does not contain alcohol and does not consume. He does not smoke, nor does he smoke.
The reason for giving: the relatives pulled, and I don't like him, tired.

It was :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118427
 13.09.2015
XXX: I now bring the kitchen cabinets.
Lego for Big Girls (The Sims in Real Life)
xxx: and so on! I will collect them only in a week or 1.5, when the salary will be).
YYY: And the weak oneself? It is so interesting: to screw the screwdriver, to put on instructions...)))
xxx: I can collect it all myself, but I can't overweigh it myself, because there is no drill to make holes in the wall for the attachment)))
YYY: What about the firm’s female watchful look? You look at the wall in emphasis and start to blame) For passivity and unemotionality) The holes will appear themselves)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118426
 13.09.2015
C of Habra:
ivansychev: Later in the 1980s, several business executives died during the Japanese financial bubble, then this kind of death got its name.
Amomum: I even went down, maybe this is the term – “financial bubble”? But apparently not.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118425
 13.09.2015
My dad is a bit strange. One day I go to the bathroom and he washes my shoes with my toothbrush. I say that this is my brush, what is the answer:"yes? I thought it was my...".

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118424
 13.09.2015
In London, tens of thousands of people marched in support of refugees.

PF, what is the problem? Go to Syria and the refugees will take your place. and weak?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118423
 13.09.2015
I caught myself on the fact that I would put likes on iHappes if I only understood what I was talking about.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118422
 13.09.2015
I changed the blanket on the kitchen couch, chose along with the middle daughter, the color is very beautiful - like a rainbow. And the quality of the coating (it is very dense skin) is excellent. Overall, I am proud and happy.
The master came and did it. In the evening, my husband came back and looked into the kitchen.
Oh that beautiful! A beautiful color, I thought. It looks like a Soviet cliché.
I would kill!
The artist is fucking.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118421
 13.09.2015
According to estimates of tour operators in the season in the Crimea holiday women were five times more than holiday men.
Therefore, many women returned from the Crimea restless.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118420
 13.09.2015
Why are you in the corner of Katana?
I open her curtains.
Mmm... Do you hang new ones every night?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118419
 13.09.2015
30 minutes of work in 15 seconds of charging. If they don’t lie, it’s really cool.)
yyy: oh cool) just upset) but the stylus we have not yet charged :D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118418
 13.09.2015
xxx: Recommendations pop up advertising "Treatment of sexual addiction"
XXX: Opening the page
XXX: There is a recall. 1 by a man.
XXX: I go to the page of a man.
XXX: Photograph of the baby.
XXX did not help.
xxx :D

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118417
 13.09.2015
(The Meaning of Life)
The point, as strange as it may be, is to ask yourself what it means. Well, and I understand – who am I, from what area am I, and why am I so bold?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №118416
 13.09.2015
here here :
> and >
The Transfiguration:
All that admin does is not noticeable. It becomes noticeable when it stops doing.
< <<
Here is a generation that has grown up, reaching this ancient truth with their brains.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118415
 13.09.2015
Political news

The head of the Central Committee of the Russian Federation Vladimir Churov said that he was dedicated to the junior leaders of one of the northern tribes of Nigeria in gratitude for the restoration of the celebration of the Day of Africa in St. Petersburg.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118414
 13.09.2015
I walk around the city, meet me - a small company of young people. Compared to them, I hear a fragment of the dialogue that made my day:

He is the quietest guy in the world!
WOW : Why?
He never fought with his brother.

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