Yago
I received a SMS.
Yago
You are playing with fire!
Yago
I taught her this phrase.

I sprayed the BOSS toilet water.
Wife, walk behind: M-M-M, how you smell your boss!

~prizrak~ (21:18:02 7/09/2011)
What is your favorite position in doing love?
Queen (21:18:10 7/09/2011)
= – O
~prizrak~ (21:18:25 7/09/2011)
Oh, I know that... but I didn’t expect it (honestly)

N: Serge, let’s imagine you’re a guy.
C: Yes, it is serious!? to

I have a large soft bed, my girlfriend sits on it without any problems. She comes to me and while I’m working she rolls on the bed and... falls asleep, and so every time! What a sex.
The dialogue:
Next time you will go to bed with me only through the bed.
How is it? O_O
First sex and then sleep. It is forbidden to sit on your bed.

Shoigu named one of the main causes of aircraft crashes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The main cause of aircraft crashes are aircraft.

Hi Ivan, what are you doing? How is the mood?? to
Hello to Nina. and em. fucking
Nina is fucking.
Nina does not eat shit, but the mood is shit.

My grandmother asked me to tell you about this. In the end, he said, “Well, we voted for him. The church will be, your inquisition and your music will be heavy in honor.
Listen to the elders!

She is a devil in sex!
WOW: For example?
xxx:During the trial he says:"Let me play" and squeezes my friend in the ass
Tag: to myself
No to Anne! She would be a devil if she didn’t.

We dress up with our wife, discussing "The Queen of the Cursed".
Do you believe in vampires?
Wife: Why are you asking?
I: Maybe we’ll have a party in Transylvania style tonight? and :)
Wife: In the sense, will I suck? )))

The case happened recently. My friend and I get out of the subway and see an advertiser who advertises 10 roses for the price of one. I decided to stick and say:
Ten roses for a wife’s funeral.
Nine wives and one mistress. Everything is thought out!

Tomorrow we go to the universe! ?
yyy:you in the word "bla" made 3 mistakes.

and ppc. have survived. My friend said, “You know photoshop. I: Yes, there is such a thing. Friend: You can remove the box from the photo, I want to read the inscription on the wall behind it.

Fuck what that is. He pushed the 75W lamp into his mouth, sat down, not without problems, but pulled it back. I tried with a 100W lamp, it didn't go in at all. How do you squeeze them that they are not supposed to be pulled out?

If you want to read only the truth, find the smallest font.

In front of the shopping center:

A police officer does not hurry to write in the booklet the number of the car parked in a place for disabled people: under the front glass there is no paper confirming that the car belongs to a disabled person.
Beyond the corner turns out a young and cute girl with two large bags, sees such a picture - and to him running. It is very shrinking.
I was at first standing away, smoking for myself, and immediately it became interesting - I approached, carelessly whispering and with such a look as if what is happening does not interest me very much and I am just walking by.
I could only hear the end of the conversation.

The Police:

- Citizen, do not forget to leave the disabled card in sight.
You were lucky this time.

The girl indignated:

What? what? How can you call me disabled? Well what, what
I crashed? I just broke my tail...

Well, and issued her a police penalty immediately on the already official form.
Although she tried to use the usual excuses in such cases: said, yes I for two minutes, yes I fast, etc.

At the congress of "ER" announced that now Putin will be Putin...

I am in the computer. Which store to bring?
Sysadmin, a variety of: Mice! Thirty meters! The connectors!
The programmer, kind of shy: And I have a flower. A little...

Herka: You understand that work has taken you, when you are sitting in the bus with headphones in your ears and closed eyes, but you know where you are on the road.

Talk about Jeeps.
Take a Jeep.
X: Why is he me? Carrying the air?
A jeep is like a third egg. Bright and glowing. Everyone sees him.
x: Ah, then "stall" I will take it again. This is the third egg and the second member. And an indisputable argument.
Hm, it is radical.