What to do if you are offended at work?
Kirk_Johnson: Give it to your face that you are like a little boy.
TheNamelessOne: Get rid of her.
TheNamelessOne: Oh, not that trick.
Kirk_Johnson: What if this woman boss humiliates you? The BBP?
theNamelessOne: No, this one.

Rich: I am an impressive violin, so after the horrors I must have escaped the cats. If anything was heard or seen in the darkness - immediately dragged the cat / catch under the barrel and reassured herself with all kinds of superstitions that cats evil spirits drive away.
And then my husband went for that purpose.

and psychiatric

I’ve been sure all my life that I’ve had a rare frog. Maybe she is just sick? For example, she has a point: she gets angry if she catches me for any natural needs (if I eat, sleep, go to the toilet, get sick). For example, she asks me to postpone my trip to the toilet because I have to go somewhere. not just suffered 10 minutes, but went there in the evening, or at all for an indefinite time "then somehow". It is not possible to explain to her that I will do well - she thinks that this is not the case, you can tolerate a few hours in peace. if I am sick, she arranges wild scenes with beating dishes and screaming: well, how much can you be sick? stop! catch it! and if I tell her that I have drowsy or cystitis, she answers that I can't get sick with anything like this, because she has never been sick like this. To sleep in her understanding I must at any time and place. Wake me up to ask something insignificant, and then demand that I immediately go to bed and fall asleep. To calculate that summarily I slept 6 hours a day, in the form there 5 minutes, here 15, here an hour, it means the norm of sleep I get. idd

Aaaah, I can't read this nonsense anymore, about women, girls, girls and so on)))
Now, when I want to ask an em... a woman’s face if she’ll go out at the stop, I’ll ask her a number of questions:
1st Have you already started monthly?
2nd Do you have a sexual life?
Three Are you married?
4 is Do you have children?
5 is Do you have grandchildren?

And then I decide how to address - a girl, girl, woman, or grandmother.
Because to decide how to name the face of the female sex, based only on the approximate age of the woman, well, it is extremely impolite and the public condemns this, in which I am convinced for a day, carefully studying your writing.

Review of the smartphone:
I have redmi3. Sweating is normal. The settings are extensive. Painted the SIM card chip on the memory card - works 3 in 1. The battery bomb. One bad thing: his wife took...

Yes, with the collapse of the Union we began to live relatively better, but the reason for this is hardly that capitalism is better than communism, it is rather that the arms race has been replaced by the consumption race.

What about Nikita?
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With Nikita, everything is simple - their children are called Goodies.

The mother-in-law is a rarely disgusting man, loves to remind you that you will not have time to look back, as you become old.
I was patient, silent, trying to get rid of it.
Then he began to answer:
I can’t wait to see you buried.

The faster the marriage/relation, the faster the divorce. My girlfriend and I did not try to build any of ourselves at first, and nothing changed after Zack.

Teacher at the beginning of the year:
No one has debt? At least for me?
One of the students is proud:
and no. We are good.
The Teacher:
I am good)

Because he is not black. Barista was outraged by the "coffee black with milk", which is an oxymoron, that is, a contradiction to itself.
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And a cup of black-black coffee served with a separate cup of milk, won’t coffee be black with milk? Coffee is black? The Black. With milk? With milk. The oxymoron? Nothing at all.

I decided to buy a train ticket, I entered a series, a studdak number, in response: "The series and the student ticket number are invalid."

So I learned that I was removed.

We and our neighbors are competing - first they smell me at night with roasted meat in the bath, then I give them an apple cake with cinnamon in the morning. So we live.
Maybe the ventilation is bad, hz

Yy: Poor man, is it so hard for you to get out of your comfort zone?

The comfort zone is a place where you are well, comfortable, everything is set for you. I’ve been organizing it for 10 years and I don’t want to leave it. This is my child, my creation. You might say, why should I leave where it’s good, where it’s bad?

To lie down and shake alone is so sad. Seriously guys, it’s very sad.
xxx is right. Another thing is to run in the company of friends.

Mother, I am your unborn son. Throw 100 backs on this number. I will explain it"

Sarah Connor can’t be divorced.

Reading in bed is a paradise if there is enough light on the book and if you do not pour coffee or cognac on the pages.

Stephen King

This is:
When I’m alone at home, I talk to cats, I sing, I sing, I carry some shit, and then I approach the mirror, I look myself closely in the eyes and say, “You understand that you’re fucking?” What are you wearing at all? With cats, fool, talk, oats? Fucking." After that I can behave calmly all day.
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Friend, all the norms, as the psychiatrists say: “As long as you see (you can judge) that you are fucking, you are absolutely normal.”
So don’t worry too much ;)

xxx: Would it be better for you if someone smoked smelly cigarettes near you or smoked a vanilla apple?

It would be better if the whores weren’t there.

Funny episode from childhood. We (children from the same street) were 12-14 years old. Beginning of the 90s. The summer. The holidays. The river has arrived, swimming is not possible, boring. There is a printing machine at home. Within 20 minutes, a simple text is typed with one finger. Because of the rise of water, giant soma floated into the river. The dog sat down, the child was scared. The local authorities are urged to be vigilant, etc. We hang on the fence and columns three copies dropped through the copier.
A week later, rumors spread to a couple of dozens of eaten children, articles in the city newspaper about poor ecology and mutants, military helicopter firing slippery monsters from the nurses, and as apophies a complete ban from parents to approach the river closer than 100 meters. No arguments that we printed the original text did not help.