Shhas replaced a mosquito plate in the raptor...wiped out an old plate on the shelf, and a dead mosquito on it!!! It turns out he was flying, he was flying, he smelled raptor! I thought "mmm....flavors...." (!!!Sitting, burning and dying (
p.s popular trick: better than a healthy fan on a stand, installed near the bed above you and wrapped on 3 transmission, mosquitoes have not yet invented and will never come up with them.

Interestingly, is there anyone else who imagines himself as Schwarzenegger with a barrel on his shoulder from the Commando movie, after pulling out the carpet and carrying it twisted on his shoulder?
mv28jam(c)

Translated from a YouTube video.

Mrs. Smith, can you tell us about your family?
I have a wonderful family: 4 sons and a wonderful husband!
And where are they now?

Younger John is now in Iraq.
My second son is in Afghanistan.
Third, Bill, in Kosovo
My eldest son Peter is going to Iran

Where is your husband?
- Rides around the world with lectures "How to stop Russian invasions into sovereign countries"

<Bob> how does it work?))
<Sam> fucking... I don’t want to build
<Bob> to compile?))
< Sam> m
<Bob> to compile?))
< Sam> m?? to
<Bob> Build?
< Sam>? to
<Boba> fucking what do you want there?))
<Sam> well the second string on the guitar does not build

Now on TV in the news showed a man whose name is RAR! The first fucking archive!! to

She: Dear, I have a serious conversation with you.
He is: Well?
She: Remember, you slept with me three weeks ago?
He is: E-e-e... Well, yes...
She: No thoughts come to mind;).
He said, “No, but I was protected. There is still everything left...
She: And what you didn’t throw it out?... I didn’t have my cat to go to the toilet all this time until I brought him to the veterinarian today, and we didn’t take this ugliness out of Lapik.
It is O_O

The Actor...

January 3rd, the morning of the child. It comes out forty years old, green, though without makeup. It stops in the middle.
“What’s wrong with me... It’s like someone... Emm... My eggs are dragging.

If you are ruled by a fool, you are an idiot.

The banking history. History of 1.



In our bank we have a very careful and respectful attitude towards the client.

Especially if the client is a wealthy Buratino, the so-called VIP client.



It is hard to see what care and attention such a person is surrounded by.



Meeting at the entrance of the bank (almost with bread - salt). goodwill

accompanied by perfectly dressed, exhausted, trained,

Looking in the eyes of the bank. Any wish, any wish

performed instantly.

Once upon a time, an uncle came to us. as is ordered,

Fat, bald, beautiful in one word. He was put under white hands and brought to

The manager, and a good cognac, and all the songs needed.

They sang and danced. The Customer with the Best Thoughts

about the correct placement of your millions on our deposit accounts)

He leaves the bank.

There is a tradition of congratulating the nominees. All employees of the bank

Meeting in the hall of the bank (man 70). They are built in shelter.

The manager with flowers and envelope speaks. All Friendly

Applause and gifts are presented.

And here is this uncle (which is a VIP client), leaving the bank, suddenly

He feels that some misunderstandings begin to arise in his belly.

(Whether it’s for a good reception or for some other reason.)

Deciding not to risk, he returns to our bank and stays alone for a long time.

In our office 0-0.

At this time, it was time to congratulate another employee.

The day of cooking. All the clerks joyfully built into one hall in the hall,

Waiting for the next carpet. The manager came out with a luxurious bouquet.

Flowers and begins a congratulatory speech.

At the same time, the VIP person was doing his job.

the above-mentioned cabinet, which was in the hall. Judging by

sounds, loudly spreading throughout the building, well resonating with Finnish

Toilet, the problems of meteorism were not alien to him at all.

The people who gathered in the hall were mostly well-educated and all

They tried to make themselves deaf.

The exit of our respectable client from the toilet coincided with the end of the speech.

The head of staff and the applause of all employees.

Warmed by such attention, the spoiled VIP silently takes the flowers and

He leaves the bank with his eyes wiped and his jaw wiped.



No matter how to cooperate with such a good bank, with such sensitive and

Responsive people...?

A random acquaintance at the resort proposed to Alekin to take a party in.

The Chess. Alekhin agreed, but at the arrangement of figures immediately removed one

his ship. The partner is upset:

How is it? You don’t know me at all – and you give me a piece of fork?

To which Alekhine replied:

If I could not give you a piece of fork, I would have known you.

I went to work for a day, I saw this picture: there is fourteenth, an emergency, the cap is open, everything is done. And stands a blonde, 25 years old, no more, pouring oil. Well, I think, where the world goes, the blondes in the cars already understand!! to
I'm getting closer, no, it's okay, in the dishwasher container is cracking!!! to

Pizdec, I go to the bathroom, I feel the cat’s urine smells smelly clean, I go with it, I throw the pieces into the washing machine, I come later to pick up the pieces, I hang on the dryer, I dress the next day, the fox, I feel the smell of urine pursuing me everywhere, I went home, the fox, I go to the bathroom and I see the pitched picture.

< Sk1LL-W0RK > I can’t today, I crumble..... the carpet of the aircraft is dangerous!
< freez > o.o?
< Sk1LL-W0RK > in the country, the roof was carved with a metal profile with uncles, who knew that the sheet was not fixed yet!! I sat on a sheet of meters 2 on 2 and pzddz.. riding over the roof (BLA This is the second floor of the whole kitchen) I smoothly moved through the air through the neighboring fence! Having scratched their shrimp bush... having acquired the masking of the Ala bush... so I think it will now be a classic entertainment at the holidays:D

The xxx:
I am happy to go to sleep
The xxx:
I am already falling.
The xxx:
Find the e.
YYYY :
Tagged as O_O

Sunnynelly
I read in the news yesterday that in Russia, the bobs have snatched the cable of strategic communication.

andy
I have doubts about the bobs. They’t bite such shit.

Sunnynelly
Our beads were visible.

andy
I just studied the design of cables. You will bite there. Even if you are Bob.

<Bob> how does it work?))
<Sam> fucking... I don’t want to build
<Bob> to compile?))
< Sam> m
<Bob> to compile?))
< Sam> m?? to
<Bob> Build?
< Sam>? to
<Boba> fucking what do you want there?))
<Sam> well the second string on the guitar does not build
<Bob> :D :D :D
<Sam> what do you think?
<Same> and I’ve gotten out of it)))

A guy explains to a blonde how bees make honey.
He is:
Bees collect nectar from the flowers, fly into the hole and rip off the eaten.
She is in shock, does not believe, and then says:
Are they just eating nectar? Or they will eat all the shit and then sweat in the wool...

Dunkan_macleod: Medvedev has three goals: delivering humanitarian aid to Iran, North Korea and Cuba.
PocketElephant: that is, that he is a charming puppet, you don’t consider a capricorn anymore.

Sad but a fact:

The more I love a girl.

The less I like her husband.

<AS> I remember a 99 boy put me on a ride on a helicopter platform.... grit "vrubay first-left and up".
I pulled it to the left and up and pulled out this pen.