The dollar is not a Moscow dollar.

In the early 1990s he studied at Peter in the rank of a starley. Once, after the salary, then the salaries were rare, I leave the subway, buy ice cream and a cigar. Type, I can afford it. I go home happy, through a deserted square, in shape, in one hand ice cream, in the other a cigar. Absolutely unexpectedly, for the first time in a year, a patrol with a major headed is drawn on my way. A cigar is not a cigarette, it is unfortunate to throw it out, ice cream is also unfortunate, and it is also unfortunate to waste it. The Major stops, rolls his harsh eyes on me and stretches his hands. Then he worshiped and showed me with his hands, saying, “Please, Barin, pass through.”

My childhood and youth were without the internet. Per that is why I understand that the language must be watched, and the words must be answered.

Oleg: Danya, I have known the world today! Did you know that girls standing in the bathroom hold a shower tube with their feet? They press it right there and hold it while washing the head.
Q: How do you know?
Oleg: Yes, I accidentally went to the Cheritenka while she was swimming.
Didn’t you get hit by the world?
No, but I think I’ll go in tomorrow too.

Review of the mouse on the Yandex market:

He served faith and truth for three years. A huge number of times dropped from the table (well I have an uncomfortable table!) At least for her! I worked like nothing happened. Only after a man weighing a hundred kilograms hit her, her right button stopped working.

Baranov, E (Katerina) Banko, Pereperdishchenko are all children’s leaflets.
Here we had Lena Pizzetz at the philfake. And she responded only to the name, principally.
Our poor gentle and tremendous teachers pronounced the sacramental, grinding their faces and sweating with their glasses: "Pizdec, to the board!", "Your work, Pizdec, is just a full em... how would it be softer to say...", "Pizdec is late again!", "And here is Pizdec today!". Moreover, in them, in Pizdecov, for 5 generations only girls were born, to whom the mother's name was maniacally transmitted, not the father's.
And, yes, our Lena became a teacher of junior classes.
So - Pizdec walks around the planet, even children know about it! and c)

Only from the internet can you find out about it. I am 25. My friends are about the same age. Anyone who is lonely is no worse than me. External observers simply do not know about it. How do you know that when you touched your friend’s shoulder, her heart was crazy? What from your whispering with a new speech, she’s wet her cloth. That, looking at someone's male figure, she is pleased to imagine how she could stand in front of him on her knees. She can share this with her friends, with strangers - not. You don’t know what happens in the silent waves.

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Where are you all so desirable? Hang the tape. The pink.

<< It is breaking and breaking.
Without skin is born.
The "G" is called.>>

As a Tyumen long-distance driver I will say - shit on the track in -42C

The future pilot.
Try to learn the swarmer. With brains and desire, you will quickly get a good category. Then set up a watchman to the north, corporate food there, outdoor work, salaries with a northern surcharge.

I go in the morning in the bus, sleepy, digging in a crawling headphone from which the song of Kish is delivered. In front of me stands a girl aged 12-13 and unexpectedly gives out: “Mature, unshaken, punk unbeaten.” She made my day.

The man at night so loudly cries: "Elen, where are you going!", "that even the neighbors wake up.
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and tolerate! You can’t imagine how hard it is to drag when the deer are going in the wrong direction :)

We appealed to the company 1C with the offer to enter the following designs in the language (it is a version 6.0):

WHY AND NOT - checking the condition again (the most common glucose of the old 1C)
Continuously - performs by the operator without failures and hangings
From now on, it assigns the value of the variable so that it is actually there. (To assign a variable type, for example, "Manual" value in the language 1C - sometimes a very difficult task, sometimes requiring design from 4 operations)
WHATEVER - displays the text of the report which without this operator is displays once.
Do not sleep – disconnects the internal glucogen generator
I told him that he will follow the team until it is completed.
To have a conscience is to suspend the execution of the command when it hangs.

The company did not listen to our opinion.

18+ about sex shop
I don't remember where the story came from, maybe even read here a long time ago.
There was a boy's birthday and friends decided to joke, bought an artificial vagina for masturbation. But a small whistle was inserted into the drainage hole for air to hunt ducks. The nominee unpacked, but reacted indifferently, everyone cried and continued to celebrate. When the celebration was in the midst, the nominee disappeared somewhere. And here from the bathroom it is: "Choose-Blood-Blood....What for us!"

Question on the toaster: Now tried to record the image of ubuntu-12.04.4-desktop-amd64.iso
with unetbootin and startup disk creator on ubuntu 14.04.
Why is there a crazy boot on the flash drive and how to fix it?
Can you tell me what I am doing wrong?

Answer: #dd bs=4M if=ubuntu-12.04.4-desktop-amd64.iso of=/dev/sdb

Comment on the answer: Man, it works better than all the utilities that have previously written flashes. You opened up a wonderful new world for me.

here here :
I work on a 3/3, and for me the week looks like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

XXX: Did you send the same resume?? to
YYY: Oga
yyy: I only had a photo in the resume.)
Yyy: How I fuck Semenovich with a machine in my hands
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY That is why I took photoshop skills, ch.

Do you know these stupid demotivators with the signature "guess the country from the photo"?
Today I found one where people are pushing the tram.
And you know what? I did not guess, I found out. Not only the country, but also the city. of Irkutsk.

The story is now happening - rub all the department. In the morning I had to come a courier from Aitishnikov - to take my laptop for repair. I have prepared everything. Here the courier calls me on the phone, says - I just came, but your guys roughly sent me and the laptop did not give, get there, type. Sometimes the door bells, sometimes it doesn’t ring. I realized that he was calling, but the call just didn’t go and he left with nothing. I tell him – get up again and call more persistently or knock stronger on the door. Three minutes pass, he calls me again on the phone and says in the style – “Are you there at all?”

In short, it turned out: the courier was given the wrong address and he went to the house 4a, and we at 4. Now imagine: he woke up a man there and began to demand a laptop from him. The man ask in confusion, he says, I will not! The courier said – we have agreed! I don’t know anything, I don’t give it and it’s all. The courier fell into a stupor, called me, and I sent him again to the same man, and he went back to pick up his note. I would like to see this picture.

The silent mouse has its pros and cons.

Plus: you can play online toys and do not attract attention to yourself with a nasty click.

Minus: the absence of a nasty clicking creates the impression that you are not doing a nihua.

How can it be worse in personal life??? Have you amputated both hands?