N@$tЁnk@: And that you know a witch?
I guess on the maps, for example.
N@$tЁnk@: can you do it?
(But it is possible for all of them to do so.)

Yuriy Skvortsov: I wonder if there were some Basta singing that it was cool to be smart, would many of his fans run to the library?
Akadelpher: It is thought that if he had sung about any particular book or author, he would have been bought and read by all the idiots.
Yuriy Skvortsov and such on the street fit - hearing, Gauss theorem proof

In our country, presidents, like parents, are not elected.

My brother, when they still lived together and studied at school, was constantly clinging to me: then the sweater to the couch is sewn, then the coin is stuck in the sandwich, then it will be hidden in the freezer (if I suddenly went somewhere)... Sometimes I cut a paper, wrote on each "gluk" and disassembled in chaotic order on my things))) I was probably finding them for a month. Then in the pocket, then in the textbook, then in the workbook))) And he laughed and said: "Here you’re chewing"))) Someday in the penalty I found a note composed of newspaper cuts: "I know what you did last weekend"))) I love my brother))))

Lomaster: In the 80s of the last century I lived in a military town, in Ukraine, in a dormitory for young officers. Accordingly, the sewerage is also centralized, like now in cottage towns. The room was on the second floor of a two-storey three-way Dosa.
When I arrived one morning from duty, I walked in the usual circle: the toilet-shower-coach. I took a magazine, wiped out a newspaper chair, smoked ‘Cosmos’, turned around to sit down, dropped down the caliph and... who struck me to look around... In the toilet sat and looked at me a huge wet rotting rat!!! to
Although I was a young, strong, shameless lieutenant, but he was no worse than the lady. The rat wasn’t scared at all and kept crawling at me. At my screams a neighbor ran around the room and grabbed his boots and stumbled onto the beast. Only then did the rat dive into the bottom of the toilet and it was.
A neighbor — a funny guy — with a serious look told me that this case is not uncommon. And he asked: Do I know why most rats are not cats, but cats? It turns out that against cats, rats have a centuries-old approach. During the fight, the rat turns around and bites the cat for the eggs! After that, the cat is no longer afraid of her. (The men understand me.) "She probably took you for a big cat", the comrade summed up.
How complicated my preparation, to the simple procedure of sending natural needs, I will not tell you.

The neighbor behind the wall:
I will eat you, I will eat you!! to

I have forgotten about the new president :)

XXX is
I am an altruist.
by merz_V._2.0
Actually yes
by merz_V._2.0
You have only been sealed in the word "dollboy".

Andrew: Dear, our kids will be the most beautiful and smart!!! = * *
Nastya: Don’t threaten me!!!!!!!!! to

Mazenrad: My brother and I were very young at the time. And I was evil and strong, and he was astute and astute. The hats were the same. At first glance, you can’t distinguish. And here he conceived an evil thing: he hanged my hat on his place, and he threw his hat on the floor with a sharp nose. His parents were nearby, so he was not afraid of physical abuse. What had I left to do? I grabbed the hat from his shelf, threw it on the floor, thus tapping, biting and tearing as much as I could.
Alex: What about brother?
Mazenrad: Brother is nothing. And then I went to school in a long stretched hat!

Call for technical support. The User:
I have nothing to do, everything hangs, what do I do?
In the adminsk heard a compressed stone. After a brief pause, the answer:
- Do you see the inscription on the desktop "My Computer"?
Now guess... yes...
Why don’t you wash it?! to

The speed of light is no longer the limit"

Oh well okay!
We learned all of this from Futurama =D

My brother smoked with his friends at home. I come, and the garbage can lie in the garbage bag.

Soon there would be a second film about the new X-Men. What is the name of the X-Men of the Second Class? Then the third and so on to the eleventh.
and UGU. Then the abortion. The whole series will work.
And then on. First course, second course, third course
And for those who did not enter the X-Men Army.

On the last day, the box showed a climb of 11k pedinorroses in algae, including bear-roots and other authorities. And I suddenly remembered why the end of the movie "The Glorious Fools"...

xxxx when I looked at the matrix for the first time I thought what Trinity is old and terrible, and yesterday I reviewed all three parts, in principle it is nothing.

Yyyy, in ten years you’ll get up on her.

I created the folders "pornoha" and "not pornoha", guess which pornoha I hid in?
Which is "pornoha" of course! Any reasonable person will use the folder "not porn"...
You know, you just proved that Natasha is not a sensible person.

I want the clock.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: in the hand

Who will be the guest?
Is it still a bone?
He: Seed, Lecha and Bone
She: No, yes
She: He broke my heart!
She: Bite him for hoo from me
He: Hmm... I don’t even know... where did you seal up?

xxx(22:00:18 24/09/2011)
For men, it is easier to see what breasts are. We women are waiting for a surprise.
Wife(22:00:56 24/09/2011)
How many times have you been waiting for a surprise?
thx(22:01:59 24/09/2011)
Not once, my dear, not once. Usually it was a sad surprise...a good surprise and through the pants can be seen...)