Announcement of Cyanide
All of us!! We read very carefully. The apartment was empty in a murdered state for 30 years in the apartment lived the owner with 30 yo cats. The smell of cat’s urine is such that you get stuck. surrender for a long time. Consider all decent people willing to live in such a situation. But for themselves, people can improve the condition of the apartment for their money. Just drive customers to smell the apartment is not necessary. Only those whom the smell of urine does not hurt. Look at the photo.

The game "Zenga" is very similar to Russia: you have to steal so that everything does not collapse. Well, or it collapsed, but that you are not to blame.

They began to write a protocol—and their mother named her surname—and the protocol was written on her. Then I wrote about it in a local newspaper. But nobody has ever understood what it is for L. Melnikov :)
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A funny story happened with my friends, a family couple, the will of fate, carrying the same name - Melnikov. For the last 18 years they have lived in the United States, where it all happened. When buying a new car, they registered it at the dealer center. The dealer enters into his papers the name of his husband - Melnikov, and his wife - Melnikov. For a second, he thought, and asks his husband: "Alex, you are one family, why do you have different surnames?"" A man with a Soviet sense of humor could not tolerate such humour, and said: "You understand, we have a tradition in Russia - when a girl marries, the letter "a" is added to her surname at the end. So if you see someone with two or three "a" at the end - run." All this with an absolutely stone face expression. They formed and fled. The next day, a call from this dealer said, “Alex, I told your story to all my colleagues who are standing next to me now, and they can’t believe you, the Russians, are so clever. Please confirm, plz...". "Yes, it is so." - with the utmost dignity possible said Uncle Sasha, and already, putting the telephone allowed himself to smile in his mouths: "That will still be!"))

"Russia-1" in the morning: "The districts will be chosen at the people’s meeting." You, blade, still the evening bell "in the area" hang.

Therefore, only mass shootings will save Russia)))))
YYY: It did not help...
Well, it’s like going to the bathroom, if not regularly – it won’t help.

The Lants:
In the training
I love the hall.
People come here in Adidas.
They wear beach shorts and shirts.

XXX: Greetings
YYY: YYYYY
XXX: How about yourself?
As a wave
XXX in the meaning? O_O
Up, down and down, up and down, up and down, down and down, down and down, down and down. :D

Hubble, the space elevator post:

xxx: to the ISS 400 kilometers, and to Peter 700. However, the ticket to the ISS is also more expensive.
To me here, Captain Evidence tells me that he read a textbook of physics for the 6th grade of high school and understood a little about potential and kinetic energy. To lift an object for 400 kilometers, you need to apply a little more energy than to move it for 700.
Yyy: No one guessed just taking a section of the railway and bending the rails up :)
Zzzz: No, it won’t work out. Snip 32-01-95
The limiting deviation shall not exceed for high-speed railways, high-speed railways and category I - 18 o/o, II - 20 o/o, III - 30 o/o, IV - 40 o/o.

Once brought a small slide into the universe, any textbook is read by voice through the system speaker (still on the AT bodies). They wrote in the textbook "Lomonos - brake" (the name of the teacher) and put it in the auto loading when the screw was launched. The group that followed us stumbled, and the reed sat, scratched his beard all the way trying to find the cause of the sound when loading, and then raised his finger to the sky and said, “...probably it’s a virus!” Is that why we were so angry?

Quentin Tarantino has made a personal contribution to the fight against Ebola.

He sent as a gift to Africa a sign "Dead Niger Storage".

xxx: Finally there is a question that I will never answer – why did I buy a goat simulator?

It is bad for a people when a king is without a king in his head.
And right. We need a recursive king with a great depth of investment.)))

Disposition: I (about 50 years old), a maid (under70) and a granddaughter (2,5). Soccer started, the granddaughter runs in, looks 5 seconds on the screen and with the words "it's a bad cartoon" turns off the TV. He holds his finger and asks to play. Resistance is useless!

Discussion of a recent concert of a rock band in VK:
xxx: I address a young man who was reluctant to kick off his legs during the cover at Break Stuff: go naked, don’t come to the ballet.

The dispute over the name change is expected to be gender-related.

Here is my dear ones! In the twenty-first century, it may be enough to spread the heresy of the "continuation of the family by the father and mother".
Scientific knowledge is now available to all segments of the population. Finally read popular genetics, and let the light of Knowledge fall on you!
At the same time, maybe you will stop bragging strangers and carrying nonsense about "no" and sit without a man with your foolish surname!

The change of the surname of an adult independent person is a purely personal matter.

News: "Published photos of Samsung Galaxy A3"
In the light of the latest trends in smart construction A3 is the format? ))

Article "How to learn to communicate with animals".
Using this exercise, you should establish good contact with the animal and learn to communicate with them.
Point 1: Go out to the primary extrasensory level with your eyes open or closed as you feel convenient.

From the forum on electronics: "There are now more homosexuals living in the Russian Federation than workers in the space industry"(C)

CrazyDitty: There is nothing better in the world.
How to annoy people on the Internet!
Everyone is desperate for you.
iPad is calculated in vain.

This is:
At this time, a FES employee appears on the screen in a shirt, from which elements of intimate haircut are visible.
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