If I woke up in the morning as my member, I would never be late to the universe)))

I got a questionnaire for the census of our vast population. After you ask where? How is? And actually because of what? You are living. On the 3rd page, you are so badly asked "Do you speak Russian?" and on the 5th, you almost forgot "Do you know how to read and write?".

The acquaintance said:
On the walls the truth is written. Lena is still stupid. Vasya, secretly from his wife, still loves Katya. And he and in Africa he is eternal and always relevant!

Training in Extreme Medicine. We know what to do in the event of an explosion.
If you were at the time of the explosion of the house, you need to close the windows, doors, close all the gaps and wait for the car to come after you.
The voice from the back: Catapult?

XXX: - he is religious - even before every meal prayer :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You know that he seriously thinks that the meaning of praying before eating is NOT to get poisoned!
XXX: O_O

Lera
Help me to clear up.
Mishghan
Where is the beginning?
Lera
by SHI
Lera
The shortest verse about the gift-chupa-chops big. Prehistory: is given to a girl gal, who is very loud, and still thinks that 26 is old age
Mishghan
You have become an old lady.
But the cries did not stop.
You get it as a gift.
It will shake your fuck.
Mishghan
So is?

X: The fox in the hospital
Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q.
X: to be released soon
Y: what happened
X: Yes, there are some women’s affairs.
x : hz
X: There are so many terms.
X: This Is Us Men: Pudding
X: and there fucking science.

X: What is the light?
yyy:called, says - I remember you all the time, until there everything wants and itches
xxx and you?
I am a macho! I’ve had it... now I’ve got all the Czechs there too.

Who said that the sport for real men is hockey?
Sports for real men are cities.
Yyy: Is it because in towns the most important thing is to throw the rod?

In Pance, one-pass guillotines were released, completely excluding the possibility of AIDS infection.

Albert: Do you not go to sleep?? to
Arsenic: intergalactic ship bl* building hd
Albert: hahaha=)))) on the** I? decided to push and earn start-up capital for the business?? = )
No, I decided to go home :)
Albert: O_o

A friend (D) a couple of days walked, problems in life accumulated. At work, he has men aged 50 years - his fathers are suitable. One noticed and decided to ask what was going on:
M: What happened to you? Problems of some sort?
D: Yes, there is a little.
M: Don’t worry, everything will be okay. Most importantly, don’t drink too much.
A friend became curious - how much is it? Two bottles? Three?
D: How much is it?
M: Well...for me it’s a lot of 6 days, and von Petrovich sits – he can do it for 2 weeks.

x3m: Ah Yura, Yura... You forgot the parade.

Remember that joke?

You have entered my personal page protected by copyright laws. The content of this page has been downloaded by your Internet browser and saved (cache) on the disk of your computer without my permission. You violated my copyright. Your IP address is registered in the system log of the server, you will be sued in court.
In order to resolve the dispute extrajudicially, I propose that you, within seven days from now on, transfer a sum of 100 Euros to my account.

All of you guys. Now it is true. Thanks to Members.

We don’t have water :(
I wanted to get rid of it.
We have water, come and clean up :)

You are lucky that I love you. I would kill the naked!

The best treatment for attacks of patriotism is a call to the army.

Commentary from the Hubble on the Book of Pi (the whole book is 10 000 000 numbers after the fifth):
The topic of the surroundings is not disclosed!

and Chicago!
This is my hobby and do you know how to cook?
Kripack
I know how to cook raw eggs, raw pasta, raw peelings, burned peelings, burning pot I cook very well.

iPhone 4 crash test on MacBook:
But 10 seconds in the beer made the device's touch screen unusable, although after drying the displays on the display remained - and the sensor was restored. In addition, the phone responded to the beer with a message that this “accessory” was not optimized for the iPhone 4.

There will soon be a beer optimized for the iPhone, probably.