Where to go with friends or loved ones?
... →
You can relax in the crematorium.

There is no communication in the mountains. periodically collect the phones with the picked SMS and the horse rider goes to the place where the communication appears. Sms are coming...
It is called package data transfer.

Stone on the page of Vladimir Shahidjanyan (author of the program for the training of the blind press)

Maxim of Maxim
Draw up! Your prodrama effectively taught me! and spathibo!

We were sitting here recently with a loved one in the park. passes by an elderly couple, under the pen)I look at them, and dreamfully so I say:" here we will become two old grandparents with you...")) next to me his hoax interrupted...))

XXX: Don't look at the reckoning, the shit is stupid
XXX: I’m not about you.

We today have shown ourselves as clear customers of LORA.
XHH: My dad took my daughter to the doctor’s office. The Admiral goes out and says, “I listen to you.” I answer: "Yes, we have ears" She: "Sit down, wait, the doctor will come down now". My dad asks: "So what floor?" "Third and Fourth" Daddy said to us:"Now go!". We move after him, Admiral: “So where are you, the doctor will now come down from the third floor here!” Father:"Well, we have our ears, we hear nothing!" "What, all three with ears?" "It’s actually just a girl, but I’m not sure...".

It is in the rest of the world he - some kind of Facebook, and we have everything clearly - the FSB.

Scientists from the University of Pittsburgh in California found that full women are much ahead in the mental development of lean rivals.

Commentary :
Why we don’t like smart women.

Today in the show "Smell" that terribly useful prepared E. Malysheva, so at the end of the show the host and says that the Mexicans besides corn, something and tequila no longer know anything.
To what E. Malysheva is so thoughtful and answers: "Yes-a-a, tequila is a thing..." - the hall broke up ;)

The reflex worked.
I go to the metro. At one of the stations, a conductor enters the car with a full parade. No, it is clear to the fool that I just forgot to take off my jacket... It is clear, but the instincts... The instincts don’t sleep. Half-vagon nervously began to look for a ticket, and the man five jumped out on the perron and stand, glad that they escaped from the conductor... The doors are closed, and wildly from the wagon to them comes that they did something wrong))))

From Habr:
xxx: I am not an odmin, I make money from programming, but I have done a lot at home, a stand for servers. I do a repair so that the power wiring can still be controlled :) There is a "dream" to learn how to write drivers to USB, to set up devices and manage them via USB :) In general, I don't have a girlfriend.

Without love the birds die.
Without love, the fish die.
Only people live long.
Because they have hands.

I saw a pair of garbage bags for separate collection: there is one package in it, but above a three-sector cover.

If you forget to boil the potatoes for an hour, it starts to dress up (((

The best way to remember a wedding is to take a loan.

I read a story about the logic of blondes, explained by a psychologist.
by 23.09.
For many years, I have offered men a simple test of cleverness: a beloved woman walks in circles and breathes that her girlfriend has bought Ophigenic boots. What does she (the beloved woman) want?
And almost all the men on the autopilot say she wants him
I bought her the same shoes. Who are they after that? Why her
The same shoes? To walk with a girlfriend the same as two incubator chickens? Or to crack? How can men buy women’s shoes? Do they know the size? Do they remember the model? Do you know where it is cheaper?
Only my husband (then still a future) breathed and said:
She wants to get money for new shoes.
He breathed even worse and added:
More expensive than my girlfriend.
The genius, of course.

How many sexual partners did you have?
and three. And no, there are nine! I remembered another case.

Ross is a strange boy. I remember asking my mother about the hemispheres of the brain when I was twelve, and what would happen if you put a sword in your head so that it would pass between the hemispheres - would a person die?
My parents forbade me to go to medicine.

xxx: I suggest you move to the capital =)
YYY: Nafignada, its pederasts are enough =)
xxx: then the second capital =)
Yyyy: there are crazy ones too =)

xxx: And I needed a programmer on Access here. It’s hard work, everyone refuses. Today came such a healthy two-meter uncle with a curved nose and a tough pimple. I ask him in the meantime – and who are you working for? The reanimator says. And access is just for pleasure writing, it’s my hobby.

YYY: In the Exodus? A resuscitator? Everything is logical. Who else will take this monster in 2011?