Vitalik was born in Romania in the county of Pizduldorf. He lived there for about seven years, then moved to America.

I would run away from there too.

xxx: in the store delighted the advertisement on the box "There is no small thing in the box. Let’s take a look at it"
xxx: right so "by jerk" :)

D.iK.iJ: Sooner would have been warm, maybe even the cat will be behind me
Alex: The battery will stick
D. iK. iJ: Yes It will squeeze in her legs, head and crawl from pleasure. I feel like all the cats clearly come from somewhere where it’s very hot. and dark. And it smells gray, judging by his toilet :)

Grandfather Scuco produced - sparring at us from the workshop of barrels from the groundwork AK. And it is convenient for us by the fact that we can put tools on it, get on it, to get something, in short, in our case to hang out as a necessary object. There is no backyard. After searching the whole workshop, he asked his grandfather, and his answer was simply stunning:
He stood useless!
to ahui. I then read a lecture to my grandfather that this approach to life is filled with complications ranging from simple busts to sitting in prison places - well, he will go to someone in the house, open the safe, scratch the crap and valuables, and say - well, they are useless lying here. The lecture did not come. Then I said - I will take your jiggle from your garage to pursue you, and I will also say, and it is useless here without movement.Here to the grandfather and it came to him that his opinion about the usefulness / uselessness of finding an object in a given point of space is not always the same, but often goes against the opinions of the owner of this item.

I thought it was a good idea to call the cat Little. The husband of a colleague was as if visiting, Semian may have been a month. Can you say, look at the small? He had big eyes when I went under the bed looking, in his opinion, for a baby.

I sit in the kitchen, my wife is around. I see a small burned spot on the maika, seeing the ashes of a cigarette burn. I decided to smite my wife and pointing to the spot I said tragically: I lived... You are already spitting into me with poison... Wife: Yes, no, it has accumulated in you!

Shultsher :
This is how I really envy you! I don’t understand wine. For me, it is either sweet or acidic and burning for some reason. And here are brands, varieties, years, crops, producers, subtleties, bouquets. It is not clear how all this can be understood. I am probably condemned. *This comment does not mean insulting the feelings of believers, third world countries, feminists, animals... I envy, it is true!

Ivan_Petrov, you are not hopeless, you just need to learn the terminology. Instead of sweet speech, "residual sugars are manifested", instead of acid "full wine, with the potential for further ripening", instead of heartburn - "long after-taste, pronounced thinning with the inclination to excess".

A large office building, 3 floors occupies our company. When it becomes boring at work, we have the following entertainment with colleagues from other offices: we turn on conference communication, we collect as many people as possible and orem as in the movie "Very Terrible Movie". xDDD
In the middle of the day, boring, nothing happens. The bell rings - I raise the phone and I hear the familiar "Vaaaaaaaaaaa!!" - Well I have no back-thinking in response even louder - WVWAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA!!! to
At the other end of the wire - "Bla, how did you go, I brought water, water in bottles, did you order?and "

What is the 21st century in Russia? This is when in the middle of the garden stands an old cutting-edge wooden sorter, but with Wi-Fi

What would happen if we banned the sale of any alcohol on New Year's Day and May holidays?
The people trembled and asked, “Where is the king?”

Two worlds, two childhood: they have Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione, we have Hruendel, Lohmaty and Masyanya

Specialist in explosions?
YYY: The Minor
XXX: But not to be terrified later, but right away?
YYY: The sapphire?! to

Oh Oh!!! I saw a man-f-skin at the clinic today!!! Fairy spectacle - to the death of the metallurgist, as is the case with the haer surrounded by grandmothers reading Dostoevsky!!! by Shik!

The most valuable advice a friend gave me before the wedding
When will you be asked "Do you agree?" simply answer "Yes". No philosophical reasoning.

X: Did you hear the Indian Fair has opened? Let us go? They say it is fun.
YYY: No thank you. I have all of this and the house is full.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: My mom suddenly decided that India is offgenically cool. Now we have all the food with spices, tea with spices...
yyy: crazy, even toothpaste with spices! I am afraid of touching their toilet paper.

EU: Where was your lazy ass today?
I: My lazy ass was sleeping.
EU: Again erotic fantasies about Natalie Portman in a purple night shirt?
I: No, this time I was a maniac killer. First I...
EU: Don’t tell me this!
I : really. It will not happen!

Blade: On a similar occasion, a familiar Uzbek professor in Samarkand told me in the early 1990s: “First, the golden heads of the Jews left us, then the golden hands of the Russians and the rest – the golden teeth of the Uzbek...

Blindly looking at the prescription, written by the doctor, with a deep grief in his voice gives out the phrase of the day: "Mlyaya...And what is this for a handwriting?! It’s not a handwriting, it’s a dumb cardigram of a dying man!..."

I was interviewed "for interview". I gave him an admin test. He successfully passed it and asked "and you give all the couriers such tests"?

Statement of the City Council)
On Saturday, October 6, the bridge will be opened from 12.00 to 15.00 for the completion of repairs. The passage of pedestrians will be free.