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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53892
 25.09.2011
XHH: Give up, the customers sent a courier for antivirus. And this courier has no name to give or take – Trojansky.
A warrior was sent to death.)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53891
 25.09.2011
When buying 3x Bugatti car salon as a gift!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53890
 25.09.2011
From a movie about fighting without rules:
American: I am from a country where even shit is not given in vain.
I am from a country where everything is free, but everything is shit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53889
 25.09.2011
The Tajiks... painted the batteries along with the cigarette ashes that lay between the battery plates - generally beautiful...

This is what. We painted the bowl, along with the bulls, standing on the window between the floors - this is the installation!

OddyRash

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53888
 25.09.2011
I don't remember how it happened, but about a year ago, they wrote that during sex the guy said "and suddenly the twin will be" and the girl at this moment sneezed. The boy promised to write off the account who was born. So we wait)

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53887
 25.09.2011
Yesterday I read in the subway "Madame Bovary". She was suspicious and printed all the letters that came to her husband for a long time and thought - where did the 19th century printer come from??? I have survived, right?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53886
 25.09.2011
xxx 21:12:50
He went to work, and then cooked all night, killed himself, repaired the crane.

yyy 21:13:34
You are the perfect husband.)

yyy 21:29:50
Oh well, I was scared.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53885
 25.09.2011
I went to the Bootovo plateau, sat on a bench - on the other edge are two young Azerbaijanis sitting (to my disgrace). They said, I sat down and kept silent. I feel they are watching. What to watch? Not the naked sky: a sweater, a sweater under the throat, a jacket stretched, a long shirt, boots with a hoodie.
I see, I hear:

“Sister, you’re sorry, you have a cloth, your hair is visible.

Noah, I couldn’t stand up. I turn with the sweetest smile and from the main caliber:

My brothers, what do you know about our Lord Jehovah?

Unfortunately, how long a bad scene could last, I never knew, because in thirty seconds, an electric flash appeared.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53884
 25.09.2011
As life shows, the most prosperous and earning layer of the population is officially unemployed.

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53883
 25.09.2011
from ZH:
I have an open wifi internet at home. I got an ethernet cable, but I think the whole house is using my channel. Signal is strong.

Since I’m not a nikhua Sisadmin, all I’ve come to mind at the moment is to put the modem in a iron pot and close it with a lid. As far as I can see, the quality of the signal in a meter from the pot fell by one division. This result does not satisfy me very much.

Is there anything else you can do besides putting that pot in another pot?

p.s No more pot.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53882
 25.09.2011
My brother-in-law brought Chacha from Abkhazia. Drink as required. He went home accordingly. Follow the words of my mother.
I came and dressed. I drank tea, brushed my teeth, and went to bed in the hallway.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53881
 24.09.2011
X: Shit, Sanek yesterday ate that he was fucking bad, so he did not take 2 fingers in his mouth, but 3!
He is an old man.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53880
 24.09.2011
I have a very hospitable friend who lives alone. I go to him, and he grills "cards, tea, coffee? Do you?"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53879
 24.09.2011
I go from work in the subway, tired like a dog
[11:14:49] Jazy: a student, dressed in fashion, sits on his left and reads his notebook.
[11:15:00] Jazy: well notepad-daybook
[11:15:19] Jazy: Well, I have seen from the nephig to do ( curiosity great power)
Jazy: And there literally: My grandfather was a shaman, that’s why I first tried hashish and started talking to trees.
[11:16:52] Jazy:......and then this skate stands up and goes out at the stop...I can’t sleep now...I want to know the continuation

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53878
 24.09.2011
I go to the pharmacy in the morning, sleepy like a ulcer, buy naftizine. There the grandmother stood in front of me and while I waited, I thought a little. I stand and think that I would need to go out somewhere tonight, drink a beer, go for a walk... There is a lot of figi any unnecessary... Well, I think, like, if you drink a beer, then a little - a maximum of 0.5.. or a liter?... Or 0.5? It is my turn, I approach the box office and say "Give probably the adult litre of naftizine" ))))) I understand that I am stuck, but the reaction of the pharmacist was interesting. And she smiles and says "Liters are not, but if you have tar with you, then we can shed from small bottles"))) When I went out of the pharmacy and roasted, I thought that everyone would decide that I was thrown there with something fun))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53877
 24.09.2011
From the news:
Medvedev, speaking at the EP election congress on Saturday, offered Putin to run for presidents and said he would go to work for the government.

One of the comments:
Now you are above.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53876
 24.09.2011
“I never understood why gay people are so hollow and cared for, and real lesbians (not porn) are so disgusting.
And lesbians joke about what men think of them.
Why doesn’t the reverse rule work?
Everyone wants to like men. Women want to like men. Homosexuals like natural men and gay men. They all want to look good. And lesbians don’t want to like men, so they’re so disgusting, except for porn, they’re barefoot.
I realized that beauty in this world exists only because of men. Let me take note of another gender joke.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53875
 24.09.2011
Q: What is there on the telecast?
The Bear Road Congress
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They did not allow the parade to be held, they organized a congress! XD is
Tagged with: +1

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53874
 24.09.2011
XXX: I watched the movie.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: The Obsession
Yyy: about love or about satanic races?
XXX: not yet understood

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53873
 24.09.2011
For the seventh time in the last four years, a non-existent wife, Sani, gave birth.
Students are translating! : r

The translation. Thanks for warning. I will have in mind.
by Radic.

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