Aist77> One of the deputies of parliament expressed itself directly and openly. In her opinion,...

ArinaA> :) They also write on the fence. and what?

Aist77> Generally, MPs do not write on the fence.

Generally, MPs grow up from those who wrote on the fence... and would better continue to write there.

Listened to colleagues working in a small and not too successful company:
If I go to church, let my wallet be consecrated.
Why is this yet?
The holy place is not empty. (

Cottage pasta is just another aggregate state of peelings.

I have my own dacha almost on the moon, and there is no one except the grandmother at all. They just got incredible. I followed the advice of a local acquaintance: Oral that there is strength to them in the face when meeting. Oral is not a male equal oral, but by moving to false, then to bass. And not with matte, but with a fierce nonsense which he could have invented: “Black milk of linen has burned my lips,” “Red dogs will drag you to hell.” I have never seen a more effective method of fighting mothers (without violating the law).

Anna: Yes, that’s where we decided to go to the cinema with Vanka. I list the poster, and among the fiction fighters I find the old poster of the movie Jumanji with Robin Williams and the company. A fresh year, 17th. I think oh. Here, on the way, the Jumanji was removed. He nodded his eyebrows: who instead of Robin Williams? I, cold, read: “The film will be devoted to the memory of Robin Williams, and his place will take... Dwayne Scala Johnson.” Vanessa has a facelift. And he says so: "Now fucking shit. I guessed. This is the same as escape from Shawshank 50centa take"...

I once, after drinking a beer and moving in the metropolitan subway, realized that I would drop down and not even have time to get up to the surface.

The urine that hit the head worked out the situation faster than the brain. And I understand with horror that I have already approached a group of police officers with a dog and horribly filled my eyebrows already asked, "So, who is the chief here?"



They stopped talking about life and smiling. They matched. One stumbled and threw, “Well, what’s the matter?”

– Let’s go, for two words – I also said seriously.



When we departed a couple of meters, so that it was not so heard, but it was still perfectly visible as the remaining group laid the combat hands on the special means, and the faithful dog took the stand... I already with a complaining voice asked: "Commandor, let go to the service toilet, and then I hear even to the middle of the escalator I will not bring..."



A serious, rude guard of order led me into the room, along the passage along the roads... and for a whole minute I cheered joyfully and restrained the pleasant mourning from the greatest shame in my life. At the exit, I thought that it would be better to thank a good fighter for universal safety and now even cleanliness. And he tried to give him a note equal to the cost of cleaning his pants... But the man in the shirt also seriously rejected the offer and asked for documents, adding to his mouths in half the voices "because there are cameras around..."



And I took a quick and easy step toward the escalators, and a senior law enforcement group joined his team. And at the escalator, I was struck by a friendly, bay-like squadron and even looked like a dog.

When I was a child, I kissed the lips of these sandals. In the iron back, in the frost.
X: I was taken home with the sandals, hell. The next day, the woman tastingly licked the tube on the frost!
YYY: So you have sandwiches and tubes in your house!

Master of Electronic Diagnostics.

The cat agrees with the Ecclesiastes. The only reason for any event is time. And if a towel falls from the sky, then it is time for a towel. When that happens, it can be shaken again.

xxx: I read the city of Nevinnomyssk as Nevinnosymsk. A great top named.

On the subject: He is it.
heard in the store. A 45-50 year old man said:
The dissolved coffee is good.

I have everything.
Now, of course, everything...

The Evil Hunter

Sexual cats
My cat is castrated. When he came to the country and realized the existence of mice, he brought them with great pleasure, alive and not very. And once even brought a very big goose. It’s not about caring for offspring.

This is a family type of life. The relative is kind and not even stupid, and has never learned to catch the prey for food. How do I know how I can? How would you do without me...

Wut – The people! There are donuts in the kitchen, eat!
Why are these Anglicans?
Wut: – “There ponchiki” just doesn’t sound very well

At the age of 13-16 I was very fond of reading science fiction, the treasure in the library could always find something interesting. I found a series of books on the white cover with the inscription: "American fantasy". That was what needed!
It’s been about 6 years since I moved to another city, but still many wonderful stories are kept in memory: about a box that enhances intuition, about the all-knowing robot who guarded the world’s best treasures. There were stories about time travel, other forms of intelligent life, pain dealers, and many others.
When I arrived in my hometown, I first went to the most classy library. I found a couple of books - ah! I began to write, remembering. So, and where else, there were no less than 10 (in general, a collection of 14 volumes). I think it’s probably on your hands, because it’s American fantasy!
I asked the librarian where the other books were. And here, like a knife on the heart: "Well, so I wrote them off. No one else has read them except you.

So the question is, who knows what books are that?

Go to the textbook and jump over. The evolutionary advantage is always obtained not abstractly by the strongest, but by the most adapted, so that the REAL alpha beneficial for having a better offspring are those whose qualities provide it. Therefore, the healthy hairy macho with large, too big dwarfs once rested, leaving no offspring (since their form of communication with the female was the banal rape by a non-crocodile and the survival of these females also left to be desired), and our common grandfather became a chilly bald botan (according to the standards of his time, of course), who was able to invent a spear or an onion, not only for hunting, but also in defense from large dumb relatives very decent.

Convince – Convince
Reporting - Beating
It’s too late to talk and report.

Somewhere 18 years ago, my mom came into my room when I was playing Silent Hill. Under “played” I mean “cut a nurse with a tail.” There were times.

Cats are sexist? Do female individuals transfer to a man the instinct of caring for children?

Yes, they pass on what I myself witnessed as a child. We had a cat, and one day she brought cats. She gave birth in the kitchen in a box, licked, fed... and left the children alone in the evening and rushed to our bedroom - to lick me and my sister! And while playing with the younger children, the older kids were completely stunned.)))

I will call the office to find out the cost of refuelling the cartridge. The automation responds: “Hello, world!” and “5 seconds of silence,” and “Our telephone system has been eaten by snakes.” What about WTF?

Kretki: Has the hammer dropped from the wolf? What is? Where did he come from?
Drekhann: And where did the other rats and foxes get their coins and sludge?
Kretki: Eyeyeye, I remove the question
Katze North: Eaten the owner of the hammer, also me bin Newton

Is this not a protected object?
ZZZ is protected. Woooon is there, far away, a guard.
XXX: Is he alone on the whole pit?
Zzzz: It looks like that.
XX: Somehow he runs very slowly to us.
Zzzz: As they pay, so they run.