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[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40561
 21.12.2010
I stopped laughing at work.
A girl came back to me.
I started going to the gym.
I quit smoking and drinking.
I began to sleep.
I feel an improvement in my body.

I got 85 levels!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40560
 21.12.2010
And when they say in the forecast-"small snow", is it because of the size of the snowflake?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40559
 21.12.2010
xxx:Imagine, the Indian elevator costs 2000 dollars, and the German - 30 000 euros)))
yyy: in the Germans with embedded porn))
yyy: a Indian et looks like a dumb elephant)))))))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40558
 21.12.2010
Today saw the street magic in action, on the principle of domino: a guy and a girl walk on the street. and. The guy sharply raises his hands and screams 't-yes!'. and. At this moment, on the other side of the street falls an old lady, in the flight having managed to catch up with the ahead. and. They are falling both. In turn, he pulls another guy. and.
The result: three bodies on the ground, long reflection and wild rust.
Z is. Sam ' David Blaine' why did he drop))))))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40557
 21.12.2010
My grandmother wears uggy.
She wears my mommy!

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40556
 21.12.2010
A Serbian citizen, Dragan Stević, accidentally killed a hammer shark in the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh.

First comment: Serbs and Hammer

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №40555
 21.12.2010
13 days before the submission of the course project is a reason to start drawing it. Also, you need to scratch the debris on several objects. I really don’t have time for the start of the week and I wake up in horror.
The Institute was graduated 8 years ago, but the subconscious sense of Joppa is still turned on two weeks before the session.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №40554
 21.12.2010
I went out to walk the dog today, the police arrested me and told me I was heading toward Independence Square.
I’m in Vitebsk :(

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40553
 21.12.2010
The strongest family is the one that consists of one person.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №40552
 21.12.2010
Why is there such tragic music on the WoW menu – as if I’m saying goodbye to life?
yyy: so is it :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40551
 21.12.2010
X: Has something happened?
YYY: No matter
X: Do you think it’s better to keep it in? Let me tell you, I am a psychiatrist! (There were only three patients who hanged themselves)
YYY: It’s all right now.
XXX: Oh, I have said that!! I told you that I was a psychiatrist!!! Yeah fucking!! HDD

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40550
 21.12.2010
The child does not pronounce the letter "r". I come up with a stupid question – say "Rambler". I have a talented child in response - "Yandex"!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40549
 20.12.2010
At the exam, a groupman sits next to him and writes something very quickly.
I’m in a hurry, 40 minutes until the end.
He: you need to quickly give up the job before our grandfather dies, or they will put us that fool from the department - she will not have a ball!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40548
 20.12.2010
Goodzon - 13:45:22 - Anya
Goodzon - 13:45:53 - you can send me questions on the mail and a statement on the scam on which we have a check or exam

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40547
 20.12.2010
I: You broke my heart
Lena: Dime, well I'm really busy, I have a closing of the decade today.
I: It is not smoke. I found the phone next to the body in the toilet. Let’s get to know? )
% of genius

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №40546
 20.12.2010
Yesterday evening I was almost a rabbit, putting a lamp under the cap and seeing the two eyes carefully looking at me.
The cat is hot =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40545
 20.12.2010
That’s what the lady asks me.)
Was there disappearance?
I say no.
Have there been abortions?
No is
Have you been pregnant?
No is
I am angry with her again:
No is
It doesn’t matter: was there a birth?
She surprised me so much: why?
And I was so quick. ?
Then he asks:
Are you protected?
I say yes.
- and she with such a victorious cry: and that's why there was no birth!!!! to
Wonderful doctor... I finished.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40544
 20.12.2010
The neighbor is preparing to take the exam at the GIBDD, screams are heard from the room "squeeze all, I’m going first" and "and you don’t fuck me, shit tractor right", I’m scared Ooh

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40543
 20.12.2010
If you lost a Sony player today, December 20, 2010, in the city of Reutov on the platform - get one six one 9 4 7 8 eight one.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40542
 20.12.2010
The new millennium makes sense!
We go with a friend through the neighboring yard.
Watch the snow stands.
xxx: only instead of the usual head with carrots and other accessories, he has an old monitor.
The Snowman of the Future, Fuck

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