Excerpts from Explanatory Guards (Part One)

...this man was given first aid, that is, the face was cut with cotton impregnated with the alcohol-containing substance "Vodka".

About 2:30 a.m. in the billiard room, a visitor accidentally broke two sticks. One for two parts and the other for three.

...and at that time a few young people tried to strike my partner. After the event carried out by us and our partner, the attacker was given first medical assistance, an ambulance and a police order were called, an act of detention was drawn up, a statement was written about the initiation of a criminal case. Three of the attackers were hospitalized, and the remaining eight were taken to the police department.

Do you hear where these stones are located?
2: What are they?
1: Well 5 pieces in a circle.
2: In England
3: Mill, in the first there are more! I am talking about the devil second.

>> I have a strange problem. I downloaded the first Fallout in ISO. Started
>> to play, and for some reason the computer from it warms up until
> > and > and > Does anyone know what a Houthi is?
The computer’s water chip is broken. Go get a new one.

This Chinese aunt just won in judo...

She
I stitched Niibazo sauce which chupa chops
She
Hardly in the mouth.
She
As a fucking
She
In terms of size
She
In terms of approximately
She
I do not know ;)

1: I listen to Frank Sinatra smell the cocaine putting my feet on the desk xD
I laughed... I barely missed the vein...

ZZZZ
If I ever get an orgasm from anal-you buy me a car)))))))

The study also cited the most ridiculous, according to employers, reasons for dismissal of employees. Please note that these reasons were stated in the notice of dismissal. Here are they:

My boss smells.

A dog is constantly lying out the window. I am stupid about this;

A dirty green carpet. They put me in depression.

I was harassed by a cleaner. I cannot endure that shame.

I don’t have a stepler.

XXX: I decided to get up today.
XXX: Closed 30 times
I took a cold shower.
XXX: Come to work early
xxx: now as a fool I sit alone in the office, not sleeping, my arms hurt and on the go I relaxed.

A friend learned that he liked a girl who knew him very much, writes to her in the ASU:
He says: I want you!
She: I am very much too!! to
Oh, forgive me, don’t go there.
She: Oh and I.
He said, “Not you! I want you!
She: I am not mistaken either!
He: No, I was wrong...
The fucking shit is wrong. Go fuck me fuck me!

Capricorn (18:16:56 14/08/200)
I have a computer printing big letters, how to do to print normally
$©®@TTM (18:17:15 14/08/200)
Are you serious?
Capricorn (18:17:29 14/08/200)
Yes help me
$©®@TTM (18:17:31 14/08/200)
There’s a button on the left side of the box.)
Capricorn (18:18:30 14/08/200)
thanks
$©®@TTM (18:18:49 14/08/200)
No guess, are you serious?
Capricorn (18:19:46 14/08/200)
What is serious?I’m not friends with computers, and with all the technology too.
$©®@TTM (18:20:07 14/08/200)
No, here is another. How did you print the little ones?
Capricorn (18:20:27 14/08/200)
I held the shift with my right hand.
$©®@TTM (18:20:34 14/08/200)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Capricorn (18:20:41 14/08/200)
The Left Print
$©®@TTM (18:20:43 14/08/200)
The day hasn’t gone wrong!!! to
Capricorn (18:20:56 14/08/200)
What does it mean
$©®@TTM (18:21:08 14/08/200)
Hm, it is not easy to explain.

A long time ago, it was not used, but instead it appeared.

Fall of sending.

From the protocol:

- I, the senior lieutenant Petrov, conducted investigative searches.

Declaration of disappearance of 5 (five) ducks

carefully inspected the shores of the colonial pond. The duck is nowhere.

They probably drowned.

I was on a ride this weekend...

And what did he there?

Just a quilt.

<iBot> Bonnpoos [216] -> Amer. Toughened Laminated Safety <- (6 letters)
<asdasd> Saakashvili
<Fatal> France

~~999~~ (11:36:31 11/08/2008)
O light of my soul, why are you silent?! to

I press on a new quotation plus - it gets ten or twenty, or even a hundred votes at once. Quotes per day earn several thousand of such "plus". I have no influence on the situation! and panic! Well though, I still have old BORovsky quotes, I feel like an archivarian...

I love the last time at night, when almost everyone is asleep, to make coffee, to extinguish the light, to turn on the music in the headphones so that nothing but it is heard, to put in the file exchange a couple of movies on the lookout and in full tranquility, breathing the aroma of coffee, to watch how they compete in speed, overtake each other...
by O_O

A girl worked in a motorcycle store. Enter the names of products in the database. After her departure, the following positions were found among the names:
"Sympathetic chromed shirt"
"Oil filter fuck it knows No20"

She is:
Fuck, I have a problem with installing your program(( says that there is a missing file.

He is:
Nu togda sdelai abortion

5 minutes of silence

She is:
How do you know it?????????!!!!!! to