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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53872
 24.09.2011
Marina is
Do not fluid in the general chat.

Glinka
Aha
Go to Offtop.
Put me in silence, fuck me, put me in the iPad.
Miss me karma, you, the moderator of power.
Punish me, I am a bad fluider.
Delete my message.
Yes Yes
here so
Another one
God yes
Stir them all.
Continue eating potatoes with mushrooms

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53871
 24.09.2011
In the morning I talked to the girls-managers... decided to become a homosexual...
Then he talked to the boys from his department... shortly enough to be a zoophile.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53870
 24.09.2011
“Mom, look, it’s Windows. Can we leave him? Who will replace it every month? My dad and I?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №53869
 24.09.2011
went to the army. There I learned to include a dude. Every time it was getting better and better.

...

Then the switch broke.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53868
 24.09.2011
Oh yeah, the fucker! It is just shit!
What do you have that again?and :)
Oh yeah, in what century I decided to get away from the contact, and you pretend what he offers me!!!?...

Options for removal from contact:
I have another page, I once created this page for my dog, but now she has registered herself.
2)VKontakte takes me too much time,I can’t live and work as long as there is a page with my name on the Internet. Happy to stay, volatile vegetables!
3)VKontakte too many unacceptable materials,I found enough pornography and pirated content - enough for a lifetime. Now I am leaving.
I am concerned about the security of my data, the Secret World Government, the Illuminati and Zionists are hunting for my personal data. I go to the underground.
My page is not commented, I am surrounded by a wall of inattention. DELETED and DELETED will regret my departure, but it will be too late.
6) Another reason

Ohhhh your mother! I don’t even know what to choose?and ?
I am so happy ? ?
ууу: choose about synonists or wolless vegetables:))))
I think so ? ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53867
 24.09.2011
The girl came here and asked everyone how old she looked like??? Somebody gives 18, somebody 21, 20 there.. on the question, why, sadly, this survey, answered that "tomorrow DR, 28 years old,and candles only 23. :) "

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53866
 24.09.2011
The United Nations Congress has begun today. From the news:
30 opposition protesters were detained at the congress building. "they prevented the passage of pedestrians". At the same time, several highways were closed due to the congress."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53865
 24.09.2011
Zmitrok: IMHO’s high level of security for Mac OS is questionable. In Soviet times there were:

We are worms, we are worms,
We love apples very much!
We sit quietly in the apples.
We eat, we eat and we eat.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53864
 24.09.2011
Fuck, you are following me! O_O
YYY: There is no fool. I read your Twitter!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53863
 24.09.2011
Yesterday I accidentally discovered that a neighbor’s unparalleled Waifai was catching in the toilet.
Today my mom looked at me strangely and asked if I had problems with my intestines.

[ + 57 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53862
 24.09.2011
CCHR: "Do not trust anyone. Eat them all in a row."

The Dune Worm Code, Rule No. 1 and +)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53861
 24.09.2011
Ahha*
and ppc)
I am in the hospital, my grandfather.
Sitting on the window, wrapped up in the garment, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette and probably thinking about it =D
Vanilla grandfather

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53860
 24.09.2011
Russia is 24. Another other forum. The Speaker:

Food security affects four-thirds of Russians.

Well, I think, the man has spoken up... He continues:

One-third are inhabitants of rural areas. The remaining three-thirds of the Russians are all of us.

O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53859
 24.09.2011
Those who get up early say, “Sit down!” The couple is not finished!!" =

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53858
 24.09.2011
Driving in a taxi, passing by the voting couple at the store "North", the taxi driver - the dispatcher: "Here in the North two people vote: a man and a woman". Director: “Not BABA, but WOMAN!” he said: “If it were a woman, I would have said so. That was Grandma. What do you think I can’t distinguish a woman from a grandmother?" =)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53857
 24.09.2011
How long is your video adapter?
Where is it? 17
XXX is boy!
Zzzz: I have 19
XXX is a man!
CCC: And I have a built-in...
XXX: How built is it? What is it built on?!!! ......

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53856
 24.09.2011
Dear friends, relatives, neighbors, colleagues and others. Remember, only I can call my wife a fool!! to

[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53855
 24.09.2011
xxx: my friend is not able to read in English and reads the control button like a cetrale
Thank you, you suggested me a new name for the magic.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53854
 24.09.2011
Yanukovych awarded Yaroslav the Wise with the Order of Yaroslav the Wise. This is the Untold)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53853
 24.09.2011
Sestra: In short, I am in the line for the electric ticket. Uncle in front of me. he approaches, tilt to the window with the money and says: "Baltic seven... oh, to Novogireev there and back"

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