While sitting in the hairdresser read in the magazine advice "buy some little thing to raise the mood"
On the way home, I bought a pink hole.

Interested in black peels?
2.- most likely white, because it is dead skin and it whitens.
The dead Negro is a white Negro.? to

Comments on the game:

The next day I’ll have to go through the dark passage between the bodies...but I can’t understand where it is, please tell me!
He is between the corpses.
Yes, thank you (I found it)
Call me if you do.
Okay Okay ?

With 4PDA, about smartphones:
What if my hand is smaller than that of Samsung?! to

yyy: If you have a hand smaller than the recommended Samsung hand, then you need to appear at Samsung’s service center, where you will be swallowed up to the size recommended by Samsung in a special press from Samsung.

xxh: yesterday in the car school was fun, we decided where it makes sense to put the sign "zator";
XHHH: decided that on the entrance to Moscow should be put

Dear Dmitry Viktorovich! Please send me a price list or something like that. Or we will call you about: but this shit is how much it costs, and here is that... and the drive is like that at what price! In order to avoid such situations, we urge you to comply with our request!!! to

Some guys are breaking a piano under the window. Two symphonies have been written in the process.

It’s all about lack of sleep.
I am studying in second shift. Day, all gathered, left the house, I go for a couple. When I went through the second quarter, I remembered that I had left my phone at home. I go back, listen to music, on my wave, in general. She entered the house with the full feeling that she had already returned from the universe, drank tea, washed dishes, lay down and watched with a sense of duty.
The confused doubts visited me only closer to the evening.

Is there alcohol?
Program or alcohol?
XXX: I am at work, what a fucking program :-D

The Wife Called

Wife: Vital, do you bring two or three bottles of beer?
Why not one?? to
You are sick!

I love my wife and her logic. Lena thank you. It is :)))

about tolerance. Included the son "Teenage Ninja Turtles". In new series, except for four of our favourites
Heroes discovered ninja turtle girl...I wait for an African turtle and a gay turtle

Everyone has not only the right to work, but also the right not to use it.

This is how anecdotes are born.
For years, I do not guarantee the literality of the quotation, although I was present in person, but as close as possible to the original.
The teacher at the parents’ meeting in the kindergarten: “Dear parents! If you think your child is asleep, do not have sex with him. We’re tired of getting red when we listen to what games and how Daddy played with Mommy at night!”
by Ivan Fuckov

The wedding was quiet. There was free Wi-Fi in the restaurant.

The Prehistory. In the evening we do the whole family homework of the son (3 kL) on literature. I had to remember some stories.
The history. Let us go to sleep. I say to my wife:
Let’s play a fairy tale, who do you want to be?
And, looking into her honest eyes, I anticipate the answer and answer myself:
I’m going to play the "Sleeping Beauty"))

ChiKa
The Indian speaks to the bull. “I dream of climbing the top of a tree,” she said, “but I have so little strength.” "Why shouldn’t you swear my mouth? - answered the bull, - it contains a lot of nutrients". The indian glued a bunch of dirt, and it really gave her enough strength to climb the bottom branch of the tree. The next day, having eaten again, she reached the second branch. Finally, on the fourth day, the turkey proudly sat on the top of the tree. There, a farmer noticed her and shot her with a gun. The moral of history: manipulation with shit can help you climb to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Wwwwwwwwwww
It was necessary to knit a special shit to help escape the bullets.

Wwwwwwwwwww
The shit that Neo cried in the matrix.

A husband walks around the apartment with a cat in his arms and sings, “Look how nice the cat you live with is.”

Qwin: Okay, the guy is singing!
k03Mad: Well, in general, I can't tolerate rap, and this "I live on the seventh floor - it's like the sixth, only one higher" - generally hysterical...
Listen to his song today and tomorrow.
K03Mad: ughu, and the song there: tomorrow is like today, only a day later?

Linux community in its repertoire:

The question:
Error in installing this driver. Sorry to.
Please check out the journal for details: /var/log/jockey.log

The answers:
-może być, ja będę pisać tutaj po-polsku? How do I go to będe?

-還是中國

- TS, legi la regulojn de [reference]

- ĝi estas la ĉina aŭ japana?

You are all fucking here!

Captain of Evidence?

Aaa> I know of one such case. In the small town there were two PPS car patrols at night. We met at an absolutely empty intersection at four o’clock in the morning. One on the main, the other with the lighthouses...