Qqq: We had in the regiment: Major Zaytsev, Lieutenant Zajac, praporchnik Zayonchkovsky and praporchnik Zaika who joined them.

QQ: And that is real. To come up with, as Ilf and Petrov said, it could have been more ridiculous.

Question on "Responses"Milano.ru
How do I access a website if I forgot its name?
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The question is, is it worth it?

As the practice shows, on the road the column is headed by the slowest.

The birthplace

Leningrad is always Leningrad, for this I love it, even stories in it happen somewhat to the depths of Leningrad.
This could only happen in this city.
A few days ago I wandered around Peter, remembered my hungry but happy student time of the 90s, took a breath and looked into a small Georgian restaurant.
Inside half-dark, five or six tables in total, one of them was a fun, dull company: three guys and a couple of soul-painted girls: toasts with a Georgian accent, loud laughter and a little bit of matta. A normal restaurant company.
In the remote corner was a old man sitting on a stick, I was at the next table, and here was the whole restaurant audience.
A little cute Georgian came, accepted my order, and at this moment a fun company together with rust, issued another, already very loud mat.
The old man nodded his head, rose heavily, relying on his stick and slowly beat toward the company.
The waitress, apparently pleased with what was happening, looked at me and lowered her voice to a whisper, said:
He will calm them quickly.
And indeed, the old man bowed over the noisy table, apologized, for disturbing and said something else.
Suddenly the company was replaced. The boys and their painted girlfriends snugly picked up all their plates with bottles and quickly went to another table, and the old man took their place.
No one has roasted like a horse, and no one has roasted as much.
I was stunned by the effect produced by this noble old man and realized that the waitress knew something.
Ele waited for his “Hachapuri-Machapuri” and quietly asked:
What old man is this?
The Georgian, pretending to wipe my table, whispered:
“We don’t know his name, but he always goes here, about once a week. He comes and goes by taxi, retirement, says, allows. He refuses snacks, orders only tea with milk and cakes.
He always sits at that table, and if there is busy, he waits until people leave and then still sits there.
And sometimes, when the visitors at “his” table start to behave a little badly, like these, he approaches and politely says, “Sorry, you could not behave a little quieter? Once upon a time, where this table was, there was our bed. My mother died in the blockade and...”

The waitress took a towel and decidedly headed toward the kitchen, wiping her eyes on the way.

How to distinguish physics from mathematics? It is necessary to ask the question: “Anonymous is parallel to the word?”... The mathematician will answer: perpendicular; the physicist: consecutive.

As usual, I spent the whole night on the site (there was a problem with the date) and went to the military office in the morning.
It seemed like everything passed and there was still the current to sign the paper and there was a date.
Q: What is the date today?
Medical Number: 20
What about the month?
Surprisingly, as in June.
I: What is the year?
Doctor: What is a programmer?

Haber, discussion of Jedi swords.

K1b0rg> Even if such a sword is invented, there is no use of it, and fantasy will remain a fantasy, because. From modern firearms without Jedi capabilities is unlikely to be able to fight back (especially from a shotgun).

Meklon> You can make a plasma shield for this. I would do a plasma shovel. More areas of defeat.

Japanese exchange student’s Facebook post:

I found a very thin cat near the table, so thin that not even a single shaverma can be cooked from it. She ate Bacon and she liked it very much. If you see it, feed meat. The Poor Cat" The photo of the cat is attached.

He walked around the city and sat down on a bench under a tree.
The sun is warm, WiFi free caught, beauty.
Leaked mail, a couple of forums, signed off to acquaintances.
Two grandmothers sit down, and let’s talk about yours.
Grandmothers tickle, I go deep into the spaces of the network and here
The grandmothers were silent together, although everything around was static,
Nothing could distract them. The first thought is buffering.
After a moment, the conversation continued: The grandson of Ivanovna
I went to school.)

"I will give Harkov in good hands because of the move"
Continued action in Ukraine?

Spanish authorities have pledged to disrupt the referendum in Catalonia.

Not at all democratic. Democratic is to hold a referendum and by the results of voting to declare that the majority for the integrity of the country. It doesn’t matter how you vote, it matters how you think ;)

In modern daily newspapers there are so many holidays that there is a feeling that they are made a spice for alcoholics: there is no reason not to drink!
At work, I also have one - I gave it, I need to chew.
Opening on August 23. I think long. International Day of Remembrance for the Victims of Slavery Trade and its Elimination.
Victims of the abolition of slave trade, i.e.

I am quiet.

Is there a sanitary?

There is. This resource seems to have everything but it.

xxx: I was by the way in a strange 24th bus, in which in the cabin on the dashboard the text "Following route No. 817 to the final stop m. "Planetary""
X: I almost went to Moscow.
Yyy: You have found a way to leave Omsk!

I read on a forum about fishing:

XHH: Hosted with friends in Azerbaijan, hunted on a boat for fishing. The most memorable event, how they cooked the saucer, freshly caught (hereinafter a multipost of 2 pages, how it was cooked on the strawberries, which were dried in advance for 2 years, and not purchased strawberries, as they did not lubricate, but IMMENTALLY sprinkled in a pair from the boiling crushed fresh-collected wild pine, what variety of unknown fresh herbs and spices were added to it, as for more than an hour and a half he went out with saliva, looking at the process)...
I’ve never eaten such delicious fish before in my life, except for a 32 ruble canned saura, which is sold in a kiosk near our house.

There are a lot of psychics in the world.
One in three people in the world are crazy.
Talk to me quietly.
Maybe I am one of them.

Call for technical support.

I don’t have the internet working.
Please call your number.
Number of what?
Personal account number, contract number, home phone number - any of them.
- There is no contract number, I can call the home phone.
Let it go.
8 963...
Is this a home phone?
This is my home cell phone.

Comments from Inosmi's website:

How do you know if Obama is lying?
Watch his lips: if his lips move, Obama is lying.

A 4,5-year-old son asks: “Mom, how many teeth does a person have?”
I would say, it should be 32.
Son: How much do I have?
I told him, “Well, you probably have 20.”
I thought. "That’s why I eat so little..."

In Arizona, it is forbidden to keep more than two false imitators in a house.
In Newcastle, Wyoming, you can’t have sex in the refrigerator, in Utah, you can’t have sex in an ambulance.
In Danton Beach, Florida, it is forbidden to pursue public garbage urns, and in another city of the same state - to have sex with wildlife.
And my favorite:
In Hong Kong, a wife can kill a husband who has changed her, but she must do so with her bare hands. A lover can be killed anyway.