I will soon be in Novokuznetsk for a couple of days of work. What stuff can I bring from there?
by Tripper...

I can’t think wider...the brain is stuck in the skull.

Farret: It was in the winter, seven years ago, when I was still studying tooli at the first class of the universe, tooli at the last course of sharragi, it doesn’t matter, the point is that we and friends are very well, we noticed something and I came home late at night. Naturally, not to wake up relatives and not to burn up, I dressed up in the corridor and quietly began to dismantle the bed in the room, and when I had already dismantled it and almost slept - mother (m) entered:
M: Why did you come here, right?
I: No, I get up, I just go to the toilet.
In the hat?

u: my uncle of the most honest rules, when he did not make a joke, he respected himself forced...
X: Without respect, he would be sick.

Man is wrong only when he thinks he is not wrong.

I read several stories, including military, where the culmination of the story was a Russian spell. I want to tell you one more. In April 1942. One of our submarines operated on enemy communications near the Norwegian fjords. They drowned the transport, planned to go to the base, but exploded on a mine. The Emergency Emergency. The body flows, there is no movement, it is impossible to dive. The current relates the wounded boat to the Norwegian shores, there the Germans.
It would seem that it would only remain to shoot or surrender to captivity.
The other submarine seeker shouted down:
“I’m watching a sailing vessel.” In a few minutes: “I watch a submarine under the sailing!” What is? Submarine under a sailing vessel? Is he drunk? The commander came out on the bridge, grabbed the binoculars... Our native "Shuck", the periscope is pushed out for the entire length, it is attached to the resemblance of a sailing vessel, sewn from some blankets. In general, the crew was taken on board, and the wounded "Shuka" was captured by a torpedo. Under this "shuttle", running on the usual magnetic compass, they managed to move away from the enemy shore and cover a very decent distance. German observers saw them, but apparently took them for Norwegian fishermen on a sailing trawler. The Russian smart.

After reading in the press about the state of Luzhkov in 10 billion, and Matvienko in
3 billion, MSU graduates demanded the university leadership to open new, promising faculties: beekeeping and laser cutting.

The Tajiks painted the drum doors, which the tenants themselves put at their own expense, although no one asked them about it, painted the door eyes and then cleaned them with a solvent together with everything in the radius of half a meter... painted the batteries together with cigarette ashes, which lay between the battery plates - in general, it looks beautiful... painted the mailboxes together with the contents (capsulated inside, the box still needs to be scattered with the hands)... the elevators painted all the tablets with the rules for using the elevator, the numbers or what was there... in general, the repair was carried out in the highest order. that is. Sometimes I really wanted to catch up and tick my mouth.

After all these annoying TV shows, I would very much like to watch the show "Crematorium with the Stars!"

XXX: I am at work. I decided to go to YouTube, to get a little distracted. I see the "too many requests from your network" error. I look at the faces of other people. Everyone is working hard. and ah.

If my parents paid more attention to my childhood passions, I could have become an astronaut, a paleontologist, or an artist. and ninja

I saw a magazine advertisement from a tour agency. On the first page of the flight description elegant inscription - "for lovers of comfort, there are business class "President" and improved business class "Premier" tickets available.

That’s what I call marketing :D

Artemchik2010
Shit, how old are you?
zanuda
It is awkward to ask a girl.
Artemchik2010
Okay, let’s ask something else. If I fuck you, will I be arrested?

When I was a student, I dreamed of becoming a student.
and here.
I study during the day, work at night, work at night. In the eyes of the docks and originals. I eat three times a week, sleep three hours a day when the roof is already running, drink vodka with my note, without a snack.
How I want to be a student.

I’ll go, I’ll get a cigarette, I’ll have a beer, I’ll blow up my girlfriend and I’ll drink a soluble cup of coffee.
YYY: Don’t forget to send me a sketch of your car in 3D max.
I will now pay her to God.

My colleagues called me a satanist because of my addictions to heavy music, the belt and the color of my hair. I suggested that I go down halfway. Calling for Lucifer. were terrifying. I just wanted beer. No one understands me. I mix the sugar against the clock. What makes them confused...

Xxx: Yes, all the programmers are fucking
YYY: Do not summarize
XXX: Take at least you
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

I go to the public toilet today. I sit down. He laughed, and on the door was written:
Not for the first time here.
Stir the unit.
Tom is a gentleman.
Do not go to shame!
If you put a bucket,
He shrugged his ass.
Look at the unit.
Or is it all okay.
If there is “something” there,
That “something” is not enough.
in the hand in a moment,
Damn that you look,
If you do not go away,
Instead of meeting,
We have all that,
We will put you back in the shit!
More for optimism.
Make a good cliché!
Then finally in us.
There will be clean uniforms!!! to

...from the sex forum (not literally): - Ah, if I knew in my youth that anal sex is so cool, I would definitely marry a girl out!

We went out to nature on the weekend.
They came, drank a beer, and there Dimon found a baggage bag in my trunk. I picked up a piece of sausage and let’s scream "YAZZH, kids!!! Good luck to you!and "
A minute 20 orals.
This is Dybala.
This is not the word, fucking. The village was nearby. Thus the old man with his wives escaped. The two almost fought for their place.