XXX: I’ll try to get the money.
xxx: to copy

xxx: yes, by the way, Zhenya and Olya Pamfilova in a very interesting abbreviation is reduced))) Better I will be Akmolova
Take the double better. The puzzle will come together.

Q: Is your daughter going to get married?
WOW: No, all the bridesmaids override, will not be decided at all
What to pick them - all the same, well plus-minus a couple of centimeters

Yyy: - Dear, I have an idea to diversify our intimate life.
XXX: Do you want to invite a third?? to
YYY: No, my fantasies haven’t grown up yet. No need for a third!
XXX is mm. Can we invite the second? XD is
YYY: O_O

New short saying: "On arrival in Tahiti do not taite aunt titi, there is no reason to taite aunt titi in Tahiti" :D

Video on YouTube.
The ceremony took place in the sleeping area of the city, in the southeastern part of Kazan. There are no factories and industrial complexes nearby. The sound lasted about 5 minutes. The source of the sound came from everywhere; it was as if a giant metal was hovering under the ground or in the sky, I had never heard anything like that.

And the comments:
This is the alarm of Chuck Norris.

the variant of alkas with the pipe still in force? )

Looking at the pages of classmates I can’t remember how it happened that I was sitting in the same class for 5 years. All at least 5 years younger than me, judging by the survey data

The TV in the office was broken.
The system manager comes to him and from the threshold: "And you can watch TV"...

Today in the communal kitchen I saw a girl turning the cakes in a bowl with the NAILS...

0 O

Can I shoot in the street? Maybe, but don’t dance in the temple.

Zenit bought two blacks for 80 million euros. Two hundred years ago, black people could be bought for that money.

Real sociopaths make angry ones instead of diaries.

Russia is a generous soul.
I am once again fined by a camera in Leningrad (Moscow) for exceeding 20km. Allowed there 60, but no one goes so much, because the highway is still! Total of 600r. to the execution. Only from one of me. Take a calculator and imagine:
in a minute there cars 10 exceeds speed, so 10 cars X 60 minutes = 600 fines per hour!
600straff / hour X 10 hours (because the rest of the time of traffic jams and night, few cars) = 6,000 fines per day! 2,190,000 fines per year! Multiply by 300r. And we get the astronomical amount - 657,000,000 rubles! Only one camera.
And these cattle deputies are offering us to repair the roads for their blood, for donations!

You hate it, you hate it!

The dentists have a very specific sense of humor.
xxx: I went to a complicated operation today (removing wisdom teeth), so this scuco doctor first examined me for ten minutes, then philosophically said so, then added "nahuy".
WOW, and what is it?
HH: That is not all. Then he called the dentist from the neighboring office, and they both stood there for five minutes. Then they say to each other, “You see, and you have not said that. With you beer" It was two minutes and we split up.I was sitting.
Have your teeth done?
miha101: You can’t believe it...))) perfect)))

And what if the accountants have their website where they write about what sisadmines are stupid?

I write the control. Mother comes
Why don’t you go to sleep so late?
I write control.
So why do you do everything at the last minute? can’t you do it in advance?
I am a lawyer student, and suddenly the law changes.
What a serpent you are, and you turn out!

XXX: Who are you a choleric? Or maybe a phlegmatic, sandwich?
Probably a penguin.

Oksana
If you wash your ass and say you’re washing your ass, it’s a present.

Theme
Yes Yes
You are right

Oksana
If you wash your ass all the time, it’s a simple present.

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It does not!

Oksana
HOA
AAAA
Periodically wash your ass.

Theme
When you wash your ass at the same time.

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And if you washed your ass yesterday, it’s a paste-simple.
If you wash your ass before going to the bathroom, this paste is perfect.

Miracle of Light:
Paradoxically, but
Men make men.
Especially women! and :)

I was rattled by an army.
Sados

Hi to you. The MacBook broke. It seems that the problem is either in the low-voltage cable or in the connector. Does it make sense to speak to you?
Hi to you. We will be happy to sell you a new one!
and thanks. I have already sold the new one with pleasure.